Hello all, Amy, the more paranoid of the two here. I'm writing this chapter basically by myself because Shannon is a lazy bitch

Actually, we both work and go to school so it's rare to get time to hang out and write this. Just so you know updates wont be frequent. When we get time we'll write but this story isn't exactly top priority . ;;

Since I'm writing this chappie solo the humour and writing style will change. Weither that's a good thing or a bad thing I'll leave it up to you… coughgoodthinggoodthingcough

BTW, this chapter will be SHORT.

Oh, Read and review please!

Chapter Two

Kankurou sat in the Hokage waiting room reading the newest issue of Cosmo when he suddenly felt like someone was glaring daggers at him. He reluctantly tore his gaze from "20 Ways to Please Your Man" and looked for the source of the glare.

The only other person was sitting on the opposite side of the room and was one of the two girls that had fallen from the sky. And she looked pissed. Just to make sure Kankurou looked around the room once more; nope, it was just them. She was glaring at him.

Kankurou tried to think of anything he did to this girl and pulled up nothing. It wasn't like it was her doll he lit on fire; that was Temari's. And it's not like he accidentally sat on her turtle and then told her it joined that circus; he only did that to Gaara… twice.

He finally got tired of not being able to read his sweet, sweet Cosmo. He decided to find out why she was glaring at him. "…Hello?"

She stood up and pointed at Kankurou "Cos-player heathen!" The dark haired girl screamed. "How dare you pretend to be the best Naruto character?"

(Amy sat back from the computer and shuddered at what she had just written. She left to take a shower to get the Kankurou cooties off of her.)

"Now you must be reprogrammed!" Lightening flashed in the back, which was really wrong since they were inside and nowhere near a window. Many were killed.

To say that Kankurou was confused was a bit of an understatement; he was also becoming quite angry as well. First this girl took his attention away from his Cosmo (he wanted to know how to please his man damnit! . ), then she started talking about programming him; he wasn't a VCR! He tried being one for career day it just didn't work; now she was just reminding him of all his broken dreams.

Kankurou stood up to meet her halfway across the room to insult her. He didn't really know what he was going to say but man would it burn!

Just as he was thinking up a really good burn the door to the interrogation room slammed open. Two females walked out, the younger of the two was wearing an orange baseball cap and looked fairly traumatized. The woman next to her looked like she was going to pass out in a drunken haze.

"Amy! You didn't die? Damn!" Shannon exclaimed as her hopes were dashed.

"What's going on here!" Kankurou cried in a very OOC manner. In fact he didn't even know why he was here in the first place. He tried to recall a reason but could only think, "plot device."

"I have determined that these two aren't a danger to the town… They don't have the brains for it." Tsunade said to the group of people who magically appeared when Tsunade felt the need to talk to a group of people.

Amy cheered, not really listening to what Tsunade was saying. Shannon couldn't really care less as she came up with plans for a reprogramming farm.

Tsunade looked at the two and said indifferently "Just wander around town and try not to get killed Okay? Oh, and don't bother me again." She then stumbled off to lose Shizune in a gambling incident.

Amy looked energized and excited, "Yeah! Let's wander our asses off!" and started to walk away.

Shannon grabbed Amy's face and stopped her "No! We must deal with these abominations unto God!" She said indicating the ninjas.

"But I'm bored…" Amy whined.

"You can be bored when you're dead! Now we fight!" Shannon said. (It is now only possible to describe her face saying this using signs on the keyboard. It looked like this: .V).

Amy sighed, this happened every time they went out somewhere. Every time. Their last trip to McDonald's was very embarrassing.

"Okay," sighed Amy "If we're doing any pointlewss beating today atleast let me get my hockey mask." She then ran off to find her hockey mask completely forgetting that she was nowhere near home.

A/N Welp that's the end of this chapter… More to come later?

… Heh, heh "come"