Before you read, when you see (w: yadda yadda yadda), it means whoever is talking is whispering at the moment. When you see (t: yadda yadda yadda), it means that the person is thinking. Bear this in mind for most of my interviews 'cause I'm too lazy to re-type this over and over and over and over again. Ok, dudes, let's start the show!

"What's the Deal", with your host, Kakashi! (cue theme music) Featuring special Q and A with InuYasha and Sesshomaru! (crowd cheers and claps as Kakashi enters the stage and waves back)

Kakashi: Hello! Welcome to "What's the Deal", with me, Kakashi. (snickers and giggles from crowd) (w: Note to self: talk to producers about getting the name changed) Today is a good day because I'm not cancelled! (crowd cheers) Also, our guests are two demon brothers who are the opposite of "brotherly love"' Sesshomaru and InuYasha! (the two walk in and take opposite seats beside Kakashi) Welcome to the show.

InuYasha: I wouldn't be here if Kagome didn't make me go.

Sesshomaru: And you just had to pull me in too.

Kakashi: OK, no love-lost between them. Let's open the floor for questions.

Naruto: Do any of you eat ramen?

Kakashi: (t) Count on Naruto for stupid questions...

InuYasha: You mean those noodles in a cup? I love those!

Sesshomaru: Of course a half-demon like you would appreaciate human food.

InuYasha: Don't start with me!

Rock Lee: But I thought both of you were full-demon.

InuYasha: I will be once I collect all of the sacred jewel shards.

Sakura: Who's the oldest and by how many years?

Sesshomaru: I am, by 15-

InuYasha: 13 years.

Sesshomaru: 15!

InuYasha: 13 dammit! (standing up)

Sesshomaru: Don't lie to yourself.

Inuyasha: Oh go to hell! (sitting back down)

Kakashi: Right, any more questions before we show the clip?

InuYasha: Clip? What clip?!

Kiba: (coming from backstage) What kinds of demons are you?

InuYasha: I'm a dog demon.

Sesshomaru: Naturally you'd be a mutt.

InuYasha: Oh yeah? (reaching for his Tetsuisaga)

Kiba: And you?

Sesshomaru: I don't limit myself to a label for you pitiful humans. (glaring at InuYasha)
Kiba: Oooookay, I'm just gonna show the clip now. Hit it, Akamaru!

Akamaru: (backstage) Woof! Woof! translates to: OK, boss! (hits the switch to activate the clip)

The T.V screen shows this sunny scene in a meadow. A kid InuYasha is bouncing a ball up and down when it bounced too far and fell in a stream out of reach. "My ball! Oh no!" he cried and when he couldn't reach it, tears streamed down his face.

InuYasha: Who da hell gave you authorization to show this! How did you get it anyway?

Kakashi: Oh, we have our ways. Let's continue.

Now the screen shows a teen Sesshomaru walking along, saw InuYasha crying, and went to comfort him. "What's wrong little bro," Sesshomaru asks. "My ball is in the lake, and I can't get it out because it's too far!" "Don't worry, I'll get it," Sesshomaru said as he retrieved the ball.

Sesshomaru: (t) This is going to ruin my reputation! (puts his head down)

"Here ya go," Sesshomaru said as he held out the ball for InuYasha, but snatched it back out of his hands. "Hey! What did you do that for," InuYasha yelled. "Because I want it. It's mine now!" Sesshomaru laughed and walked away, bouncing the ball. "Oh...yeah? I say it's mine! Gimme!" InuYasha screamed as he tackled Sesshomaru in the river. "You little! It's my ball!" "NO IT"S NOT!"

The T.V clicked off.

Kakashi: Now tell me. What happened? That looked like a good bonding excuse.

InuYasha: (started to pout) He started it.

Sesshomaru: It was mine anyway.

InuYasha: No, it wasn't.

Sesshomaru: Yes, it was.

InuYasha: No it wasn't! (stood up)

Sesshomaru: Yes it was! (stood up as well)

Kakashi: Ok, let's open the floor for questions.

Iruka: Did any of you ever want to be a ninja?

InuYasha: What for? I fough some ninja before, and they were annoying as hell!

Sesshomaru: Beclming a ninja would waste my time, power, and patience.

Rock Lee: Can any of you fight hand-to-hand?

InuYasha: Yeah, but I'd rather stick with Tetsuisaga.

Sesshomaru: Why would I?

Choji: (holding this enoromous Honey Bun) What are the types of foods you eat?

Sesshomaru: How about you? (eying Choji)

Choji: (sensing danger) Nevermind...( a buzzer sounded)

Kakashi: Look what time it is! It's time for Show-and-Tell! Where our guests show us something and they tell about it! Who's first?

InuYasha: I'll show you something! (pulls out his famed sword) Let's see if you like this! Wind Scar! (a rush of wind and the swinging of his sword sent waves of destruction towards Sesshomaru)

Sesshomaru: Pathetic. (he dodged and attacked InuYasha with his electro-whip)

Crowd: Wow!

Kakashi: Wait! Let's move outside for this-

InuYasha: You bastard! Blades of Blood! (sent red sickle shaped projectiles at his brother. Sesshomaru retalitates bu teleporting in front of InuYasha and attacks him with his sword the one forged by that demon)

Kakashi: Water style! Water Prison Jutsu! (traps InuYasha and Sesshomaru in giant spheres of water) Now, that was an idea worthy of Naruto' genius. (Naruto: Hey!) (w: note to self: Fire that guy that came up with the idea of Show-and-Tell) Right, we have a few minutes left, so-

Neji: If you two are brothers, then whu do you hate each other?

Hinata: Why do you hate me Neji?

Neji: Shut up Hinata!

Sesshomaru: Because I should have gotten the Tetsuisaga instead of that half-demon.

InuYasha: Nah, it's the fact that you're a spoiled brat who can't cope with the fact that I'm better than you.

Sesshomaru: You couldn't kill me if you tried.

InuYasha: I lopped you arm off, didn't I?

Sesshomaru: You... (glared at inuYasha with red eyes)

Sasuke: You, InuYasha, what are the benefits of being half-demon?

Inuyasha: There are none. If you're half-demon, it means you're nothing but a-

Sesshomaru: Pile of sh#.

InuYasha: As soon as I get out of here I'll-

Ino: Do any of you onw a pet?

InuYasha: Why the hell would I?

Sesshomaru: For one thing, you'll have something in common.

InuYasha: Like what?

Sesshomaru: The fact that you are a pet yourself-

Inuyasha: That's IT! (clawing at the water) Let me out of here so I can kick his A$$!!!

Kakashi: Well look at the time! That about wraps up the show (dude backstage: But we have 10 minutes left- Kakashi: I don't care!) Tune in next time where we'll have a round table disscussion with whom Naruto needs to go to (Naruto: Stop picking on me!) The Paranoia Agent, Lil'Slugger! (thinking: Hopefully we can get the set repaired in time) See ya Space Cowdudes! (cue theme music- crowd cheers and claps)

Naruto: Who's buying the ramen?

Hope you liked this one, cause after the next, it's going towards a whole new season! I wonder why...

Me no own Naruto and them, nor InuYasha nor Sesshomaru, so HA!