The long awaited new episode of "What's the Deal" is finally here! Let's GO!!!

Season-1 month later-"What's the Deal" with Kakashi Hatake (cue theme music) The show where we find out, "What's the deal" with some of the craziest people arond! (crowd claps as Kakashi walks in, fully healed, waving to the crowd)

Kakashi: Hello again everyone! We have good news and bad news. The bad news: Lil' Slugger is still rampaging the land. The good news: He ain't rampaging us! (crowd cheers) Also, everyone's fully healed and I'm not cancelled! (crowd cheers even harder) AND my next guests aren't as "paranoid" as he was, please welcome Marik and Bakura! (crowd cheers but stops when they see only one person walks in)

Bakura: Heh heh, where's the warm welcome?

Kakashi: Where's Marik?

Bakura: Oh, he had some traffic along the way.

Marik: Traffic my ass! (walks in covered in soot and ash) This fu#& put sugar in my tank so I had to take the damn bus! But no, it doesn't stop there. This ASSHOLE got on the same bus, knocked out the damn driver, took over, and ran into a damn train on fu($ purpose!

Bakura: Lier. If I did that, wouldn't I be covered in soot too?

Marik: You jumped out at the last minute, jackass.

Bakura: (laughing) You know not to trust me.

Kakashi: Sorry 'bout the inconvience, but let's get on with the show! Questions?

Naruto: (pointing at Bakura) I saw you on the news!

All: (t) naruto watches the news...

Bakura: Oh that. That was just a little hit-and-run.

Shikamaru: I saw that too. You ran over and killed about 28 kindergardeners and rammed the 18-wheeler you were driving into a fire station.

Bakura: Like I said. A little hit-and-run.

Ino: Are you always that destructive?

Bakura: I'm not destructive.

Marik: That's a lie and you know it!

Bakura: Prove it.

Everyone stared at Bakura with their mouths open.

Marik: You are the biggest fool I've ever met.

Bakura: Oh yeah? Well I'm not the one who thought he could fly and jumped off a 2-story building.

Marik: Fool! That was you when you got drunk! Weak bastard.

Naruto: Where's Neji?

Kakashi: Where do you think he is if he's still hurt?

Naruto: I don't know. Tell me.

Sasuke: What a loseer.

Sakura: Naruto, sit! (pulls him down)

Rock Lee: Marik, are you as evil as Bakura?

Marik: Yeah, I'm just not an idiot.

Bakura: I'm smarter than you.

Marik: Oh really? Then what's the square root of 144?

Bakura: HA! That's where you're wrong! 144's a number, not a shape!

Marik: Damn, you stupid.

Choji: (grabbing his 6th slice of pizza) I heard a rumor that you guys went together just to find out how being gay felt.

Marik: Where da hell did you hear that?!

Bakura: Ibet it was that damn Pharaoh.

Kakashi: Weird, 'cause we have a clip showing the very experiment. Kiba, show Clip 2-1, please.

Kiba: (backstage singing terribly off-key, All American Rejects, "Move Along") When all you got to keep it strong, move along, move along, like I know you do!

Kakashi: Kiba! Stop!

Kiba: (still singign with Bakura and Akamaru joining and barking in) And even when all hope is gone, move along, move along just to make it through! MOVE ALONG!

Marik: Fools.

Kakashi: Kiba, please! (covering his ears)

Kiba: Huh? Oh Clip 2-1, right?

Kakashi: Yes. (note to self: Let Akamaru operate the controls)

When Clip 2-1 finally shows, the scene is located at this secret location where a number of villans are conspiring ways to get Yugi's Millennium Puzzle. Bakura and Marik are playing paper football, and the two are starting to get bored.

Bakura: (who just flicked it and missed) I fell left out.

Marik: Hell, I'm bored as fu&. Don't these idiots know that the secret to getting the puzzle is-

Bakura: Ever wonder how two dudes do it?

Marik: Why are you just gonna ask me a question like that? Oh well, it's not like there's anything else to do.

Bakura: (t) Damn, I didn't think he was actually gonna go for it. Oh well.

While under the table, there was much confusion. The others didn't notice they were gone until the table started to bump.

Marik: Where the hell am I supposed to put it?

Bakura: I only have one opening!

Marik: What? Your mouth? 'Cause you ain't gotta ass.

Bakura: Bi&$! What do you call this? (sat up and farted real loud in Marik's face)

Marik: Aaargh! You nasty son of a bi&$! I'ma kick yo' ass!

Bakura: I'm glad you didn't figure it out. There's no telling what you got. You m,ight have rabies. (the T.V clicked off)

Kakashi: (still staring at the blank screen) Oooookay. Kiba, burn that clip.

Kiba: (sitting in the crowd) I ain't going back there.

Kakashi: Why not?

Kiba: 'Cause they are back there diong what they did on the tape.

(crowd yells in disgust)

Marik: No we're not. (walks out) But I didn't know your dog was a she.

Kiba: He's not! Where's Akamaru?

Marik: I told you fool! (yelling to Bakura who's backstage) Those were the damn balls!

Bakura: (walks out holding a knife with the castrated testacles impaled upon them) So that's why the blood turned pinkish. Go figure.

Kiba: AKAMARU!!!! (runs backstage)

Kakashi: Why did you do that?!

Bakura:...I don't know. (sat back down)

Marik: I told you that fool was a dumbass. (sat as well)

Kakashi: Well, I'm disgusted. I...really can't say anything else, so-are...are you cutting yourself?

Bakura: (taking slow, deep cuts in his forearm and licking the blood off of his forearm and the blade of the knife) You won't let me cut anything else. Ow. (still cutting himself, laughing at the pain) Ow. Heh heh heh. Ow. Heh heh heh. Ow

Marik: This crack head need help.

Kauto: Why is he laughing?

Marik: Like I said, he needs help.

Sasuke: So do you cut yourself?

Marik: Why da hell would I? Would you? (a bell chimes)

Kakashi: That sound means that it's time for the "Rapid fire Question round"! Where if you answer all 10 questions, you win a new car! Let's begin! 1. What is your favorite ramen?

Bakura: What? OW! Shit! (dropped the knife when he cut too deep so that you can now see part of his bone) Uh-oh.

Marik: Don't eat it.

Kakashi: 2. Your favorite color?

Marik: Purple.

Bakura: (now sucking the blood out of his arm, which is paler than the rest of his body) Red. Uh-oh.

Kakashi: 3. Favorite food?

Marik: Don't have one.

Bakura: Blood. Uh-oh. (passed out and fell off of the stage)

Kakashi: 4. -Oh, look what time it is! Tune in next time where we meet a fiery young man who goes bu the ame of Axel! Till next time! (cue theme music)

Marik: You mean I don't get my car? DAMMIT!