"What's the Deal?" with your host, Kakashi! (cue theme music) Where we find out "what's the deal" with some of the craziezt people around! (crowd cheers and claps as Kakashi waves back to them)
Kakashi: Hello, and welcome to the show! Guess what?
Naruto: What, you're not cancelled, are you?
Kakashi: No! (crowd cheers) Bad news, Akamaru is, well...
Hinata: He's not dead, is he?
Kakashi: No, but he won't be making any lil' Akamarus for now on.
Kiba: (backstage) Hey! That's not funny! (Akamaru whimpers)
Kakashi: Oh well, ler's get on with the show! Please welcome to the stage, Axel!
Axel: (walks in and takes a seat) What's up?
Kakashi: Welcome to the show. Ok, any openeng questions? (t: 3,2,1 and cue Naruto)-
Naruto: Cool hair!
Axel: Thanks, but that's not a question.
Naruto: Oh, uhh, ok. Do you like ramen?
Axel: Eww! Heck no!
Naruto: What?! (junped up) What's wrong with you?
Kakashi: Naruto, sit. Not everyone likes ramen.
Tenten: Are you a fighter and if so, do you use a weapon?
Axel: Yes and yes.
Gaara: Are you paranoid? (everyone looked worried)
Axel: No. Why?
Sasuke: How strong are you?
Axel: I once killed over 1,000 guys with one attack.
Sasuke: Whoa:
Kakashi: It's a good thing that you're not paranoid.
Axel: Better commit that to memory. (an alarm sounds) What the?
Kakashi: You said the secret word! Who bet on the second saying in the 7th sentence?
Choji: I won! I won! (stuffed a large chocolate muffin into his mouth) What do I win?
Kakashi: You win a lifetime supply of Slim-Fast!
Choji: (spits out the muffin) WHAT?! (crowd laughs)
Axel: How did you know I was going to say that?
Kakashi: Well, we know you have a history of saying that. Kiba, show Clip 2-2, please.
Kiba: Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto! (activated the clip)
The T.V showed Axel in different situations saying "Got it memorized?" over and over and a counter in the lower right hand corner counting every saying. After 4.3 min., the counter is up to 208 statements. The tape ends with the following two statements, "X-E-M-N-A-S, got it memorized?" and "My name is Axel. Commit it to memory."
Kakashi: Whoa. 210 times.
Axel: Some people say that I'm annoying, but I don't see how.
Kakashi: Right. So earlier you said that you weren't really here.
Axel: True, I am a nobody, and that means I don't have a heart so I really have no emotion. Got it memorized?
Naruto: That's 211!
Kakashi: Also, you once conspired to take over the world by letting the darkness take it over.
Axel: No, that's where you're wrong. I USED to want to, but all I wanted to do was hang out with my friend, Roxas. After I betrayed them, they tried to kill me. But what are you gonna do?
Kakashi: That must be depressing for you. So, are you still on the run?
Axel: Yeah, and being on live T.V. ain't helping me.
Kakashi: You have a point. Any sworn enemies?
Axel: Besides that gay punk Marluxia, nobodies. Get it? Technically, my entire organization is composed of nobodies. Ha ha, that sucked. Oh well. (listens to an incoming message on his headset) Yes?...uh-huh... ...oh. I see... ... ...yes, I'll tell him. Um, Axel? Do you know anyone by the name of Saix?
Axel: Yeah?
Kakashi: Well, he's coming for ya.
Axel: I gotta go.
Kakashi: No wait, stay. You've got a good, 10-15 minutes before he finds you. Remember, this is the village hidden in the leaves. Any questions? (a bell sounds) Uh, I don't know what that's for. (dude backstage: The rapid fire question session!) Oh yeah! It's time for the rapid fire question session! Where if you answer all 10 questions, you win a chance to win a chance to win 50,000 dollars! Let's begin. Are you gay? (t: What the?)
Axel: No.
Kakashi: Are you sure you're not gay? (t: Wait, who wrote this?)
Axel: I'm sure. Got it memorized?
Kakashi: Apparently not. What is better-chicken of beef flavored ramen?
Axel: Neither. (Naruto: Hey!)
Kakashi: Ok, do you like-
Saix: AXEL!!! (appeared on the stage)
Axel: Bye! (ran out)
Saix: Get back here! (ran after him)
Kakashi: Wait! Oh well, tune in next time where I'll be interviewing this kooky alien named Hadakou! Untill next time,keep looking up! (cue theme music)
Naruto: Why Kakashi-sensei? (looking up)
Kakashi: (sighs) Not you Naruto...
Sasuke: What a loser!
Taking another break 'cause he's not really interviewing Hadakou (fooly cooly) so send in suggestions on who do You, yes you, want Kakashi to interview! I'll choose the best suggestion after 1 week starting monday, dec. 11, so get to reviewing!