It's baaaack. And better that ever! It's "What's the Deal!" Thanks for being patient, writer's block is a pain!
It's "What's the Deal" with your host, Kakashi Hatake, (cue theme music) where we find out "What's the deal" with some of the craziest people around! (crowd cheers as Kakashi waves to them, seated on the stage next to two empty seats)
Kakashi: Hi, everybody!
Crowd: Hi, Kakashi-sensei!
Kakashi: heh, you guys are great. But guess what-
Naruto: What, you're cancelled? NOOO!
Kakashi: No, but there wasn't anybody I could book today, so...improv! Give me an idea.
Ebisu: Bra-and-panty match!
(no idea how to spell his name) The Frog hermit: Yeah! Wait-naked mud wrestling using all of the kunoichi!
Choji: Eating contest! (bites into a cinnamon roll)
Shikamaru: Let's go to sleep. (lay on Hinata's lap and falls immeadiately to sleep)
Hinata: Uhh...move, please.
Kakashi:...all of those are bad ideas. I got it-
Kiba: (backstage singing loudly with Akamaru barking the melody) Armageddon! Let the light in! Before we say goodbye, give us something to believe in! Armageddon!
Kakashi: (super confused) Sakura, Ino, get up here.
Sakura&Ino: Yes sir. (walked up stage and sat in the seats)
Kakashi: Alright, someone wake up Shikamaru.
Shikamaru: ZZZ...what? Leave me alone!...Why do I have to get up?...Fine.
Kakashi: And...action! Hello and welcome to the show! Here we have with us today are two lovely kunoichi who go by the names of Sakura and Ino! (crowd cheers) Hey girls.
Sakura: Hello.
Ino: Hi there!
Kakashi: So, let's begin-
Naruto: I know what we could do for a show! Let's compare ramen! My favorite is Miso flavor-
Sasuke: Shut up. Can you leave me alone?
Ino: Well tell Sakura that you always loved me.
Sakura: Well tell Ino that you were always mine!
Kakashi: Uhh...next question.
Neji: This is stupid.
Kakashi: Oh really, well I know how to spice things up. Tell me, aren't you two known as the "Rumor Girls"?
Sakura: Yeah, but how did you know?
Kakashi: It was a rumor going around. Why don't you "share a story" with us.
Sakura: Well, it's rumored that Naruto eats nothing but ramen and milk.
Neji: And?
Ino: Well, it's been passed around that Choji weares underwear on his head to get it into that shape.
Choji: (bitin nto a huge mint chocolate-chip pop-tart) I do not!
Neji: This is so BORING! C'mon! Dish out the dirt already!
Ino: Ok, I bet the Hokage's wondering about the pile of crap n his lawn every morning. (backstage-Kiba: Holy crap! Run, Akamaru!)
Hokage: Yes, tell us.
Sakura: Who else has a dog around here?
Hokage: Kiba, you could at least have the curtisy to clean it up. I stepped in it once!
Kiba: Yes sir. (saw Akamaru taking a wee pee on the Hokage's grandson) No... Akamaru! (trying to hold back his laughter)
Neji: This is stupid. I think I'll take a nap too, Shikamaru.
Sakura: Ok, but don't forget your "special pants"!
Neji: What's that sussposed to mean?
Sakura: Shall we sing it for you?
Neji: I don't know what you're talking about!
Sakura&Ino: Neji may be smart, you may think he's better, but everyone should know hat he's a bed wetter!
Neji: (blushing so hard his whole face is red) I...I am not!
Sakura&Ino: Bed wetter! Bed wetter! Bed wetter!
Neji: (getting pissed-pun intended) I am NOT a bed wetter!
Naruto&Sasuke: Ha ha! Bed wetter! Bed wetter!
Rock Lee: That has got to be embarassing.
Neji: (trying to hide his tears) Shut up! I am...I am not!
Kakashi: Alright, alright. Leave Neji alone. So what if he pisses himself whn he's asleep?
Neji: (tears rolling down his cheeks) I thought you were helping!
Kakashi: I'm sure everyone has an embarassing secret.
Ino: Like the fact that you sleep with a stuffed toy pi-
Kakashi: That's enough of the rumors. Any questions?
Shikamaru: Why won't you let me go to sleep?
Kakashi: Because this isn't the sleeping show.
Tenten: Umm...okay! Why are you guys fighting over Sasuke?
Sakura&Ino: Because he's MINE!
Naruto: But what about that guy over there? (pointed to the silver-haired god, Riku, who just stepped into the studio)
silence
Ino: Hey Sakura? I've thought about it and I think you should get Sasuke. I mean, he is in your ninja cell and everything-
Sakura: Oh no, you're not taking him from me!
Ino: I'm trying to be nice, skank!
Sakura: Rarrgh! (jumped on Ino and started to fight) You COW!
Ino: You Billboard Brow! (fought back)
Riku: (looking confusd) Uhh, this isn't the E3 convention, is it?
Temari: What's your name?
Riku: (looking even more confused) Riku.
Sakura&Ino: RIKU!!! (charged toward him)
Riku: Crap! (ran out getting closely chased by the girls)
Kakashi: (sweat drop) Well, there goes my guests. (t: I'm gonna get fired for sure!) Tune in next time where I'll interview someone nastier than Orochimaru, Naraku! Untill then, bye,bye, BOO! (cue theme music)
Naruto: Hey, look at Neji! He's wetting his pants right now, ha ha! Neji: (looked down to see a growing wet spot on his shorts) Why ME!!! (ran into a corner, rocking back and forth in the fetal position sucking his thumb, wet spot growing ever larger)
I hope you liked, review please!
Neji's strong, Neji's mean, he be eating Pork 'n Beans!-quote from one of my friends, he's funny.
Don't ask about the quote, he's funny like that.
Now for a quote of my own: I don't show condolencs; mercy is for the weak.-Dante
I know what you're thinking, that's not my name. It's one of my character's names. Here's a description of the three main characters:
Tristan: (male) 24 yrs.Orange spiky hair sorta like Timmy Turner's (fairly odd parents), 6'7, blue eyes, pointed ears and a furry, brown monkey's tail. Fire wolf demon. (the tail is really a wolf's tail, but he shaves it to conceal his idenity) Current money at 61,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 yen. (lives in Tokyo)
Cocky, like, uber-powerful and he knows how to use his powers, baby! Competitive and talks WAY too much. His goofy and easy-going manner conceals the fact that he knows things that are incredibly...
Kaiva: (female) 6 yrs. (at start of story), orange-red long hair with bangs, 5'9 pale purple eyes and elfin ears. Fire wolf demon.
Younger twin sister to Tristan (the age difference is explained in the story) fraturnal twins.
A kind, loving little girl who's life ends short by...
Dante: (male) 30 yrs. Black, sleeked down straight. (usually bushy and wild) 7'0, golden yellow eyes, a bushy, long tail (similar to Tristan's) and VERY long ears (each one esimated to be 4'9) Dog demon.
A surly, dark man with a low tolerance for bullcrap. Holds a dark secret that he protects with his life. Very loyal, but becomes uncontrollable when...
And that's my brief description. If you want me to start a story with them, send me a message at my e-mail
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If you don't, send me a message at the above address explaning why not. I'll tally up the messages and I'll continue from there.
Also, if you want extra info on the above characters, send me a message at the above address and I'll give you all of the info nedded.
Note that I also have 50 other characters, so hey! Just ask!
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