Here's something I needed to do a while back.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, or Naraku. I just own my imagination and the crazy things the characters will be doing.

"What's the Deal" with the big man on campus, Kakashi Hatake! (cue theme music) With special guest, Naraku, who shall be taking part in our $50,000 question round! (crowd cheers as Kakashi walks in)

Kakashi: Wow, this is great. 7 shows and I'm still not cancelled. This calls for a celebration. I'll teat everyone to ramen-

All: Yeah!
Kakashi: IF you can guess who my next guest is. And I'll only accept the first guess.

Choji: That's easy. (putting down the enormous chicken leg he was eating) The announcer always says the next guest before the show. It's-

Naruto: Me! (runs on the stage) I'm the next guest! Where's the ramen?

All: NARUTO!!!
Kakashi: No. Wrong. You lose. And thanks to Naruto's ignorance, everyone has to run around the practice field 500 times.

Naruto: Oops. Sorry. (walks off the stage to avoid all of the angry stares of the audience)

Kakashi: Now to welcome our guest, Naruto- I mean Naraku! (crowd claps as Naraku walks in and takes a seat) Welcome to the show!
Naraku: Let's get this over with. You wanted to ask me some questions-

Naruto: Where's Neji? (crowd starts to laugh)

Kakashi: Boy sit down! If Neji doesn't want to come, he doesn't have to.

Kankuro: I know why, he's afraid he might "lose control"!

Naraku: Could we get on with this. I have other things to do.

Dosu: Are you able to produce a magnetic flux inducor with the capability and capacity of 9 atomic matrix ions, which can distort time and space and lead an external rift in the time space continuim?

Naraku: Of course I can. Any one can do it as long as you know the equation that applies to the aeon infidentium, which will allow me to rip time and space by molecularly changing the DNA particles found in the molecules constantly floating around us as we speak. Next question.

Silence

Naruto: Do you pee in the bed?

Sakura: NARUTO! Shut up!
Naraku: If I hear your voice again, I'll kill you. Next question.

Gaara: Kakashi, I thought you said he was nastier than Orochimaru.

Kakashi: Well, if you wish to see it. Kiba, show Clip-

Naraku: No need. I was getting rather uncomfortable. (stood up)

Kakashi: Wait! I don't think-

And then Naraku showed his true self, including all of the mass of demons he's absorbed, al of the slimy, protruding, pulsating entity that is Naraku. (mind you, he kept his upper body)

Naraku: Quite frankly, I think I look better than all of you.

Kakashi: (looking at Gaara, who's throwing up) See what you did. (sighs) Any more questions?

Naruto: Why-nevermind.

Naraku: Better shut up.

Ino: I heard that you were InuYasha's sworn enemy.

Naraku: True, but don't worry. He will soon be a part of me. (crowd: Eww!)

Kakashi: Can you put yourself back together?

Naraku: No.

Kankuro: Why not?

Naraku: Because I don't want to. Wanna make something of it?

Kankuro: No.

Kakashi: Right. So, besides InuYasha, who is after you?

Naraku: Countless people; I do have a reputation.

Choji: Unhh...(puts down the chicken leg he was eating) looking at that guy made me lose my appetite.

All: What?!?

Ino: You must be powerful to stop him from eating.

Sasuke: Or real ugly. (a sound like a cannon erupted)

Kakashi: Ok! You know what that means, it's time to see if you could win a chance to win a chance to win $50,000! Let's begin, shall we? 1. If you've absorbed a thousand demons, that means you have a thousand openings, right?

Naraku: What?

Kakashi: Basically you can get yourself pregnant.

Naraku: Yes.

Kakashi: 2. Have you done yourself?

Naraku: Yes.

Kakashi: I don't think I want to continue. 3. Do you have a car?

Naraku: No.

Kakashi: Do you want a cookie?

Naraku: Get on with it!

Kakashi: Well excuse me, princess! 5. If you had a chance to absorb InuYasha or Sesshomaru, who would you choose?

Naraku: Hmm...InuYasha.

Kakashi: 6. Are you sure you want a cookie?

Naraku: No. I. Don't. Want. A. Cookie. (glaring at Kakashi with the utmost fury)

Kakashi:7. (t: I knew it was coming) Do you like ramen?

Naraku: No. (Naruto: What?!)

Kakashi: 8. You sure you don't want a cookie?

Naraku: NO! (tentacles flailing)

Kakashi: Ha! That means you do! (saw Naraku's expression) Heh, next question. 9. Got it memorized?

Naraku: Got what memorized?

Kakashi: You can't answer a question with a question! You lose! (threw a brick at Naraku, which missed and exploded into 5 bunnies) Ha ha ha! I'm drunk. Let's go eat sushi. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. (jumped off of the stage and landed face first, instantly going to sleep)

Naraku: (looking confused) ... ... ...

Sakura: Kakashi-sensei?

Kakashi: ZZZZZZ snoreZZZZZZZsnoreZZZZZZ (still sleeping)

Sasuke: (started to poke Kakashi with a stick)... ... ...(poke)... ... ...He won't wake up. (poke)... ... ...(poke)... ... ...This is fun. (poke)... ... ...(poke)... ... ...(poke) (dude backstage: Who's gonna sign off?)

Kiba: I'll do it! (dude backstage: Read this) Ok. Well, that's it for today! Tune in next time where I'll be interviewing the heroes of light and dark, Sora and Riku! Until then, keep this in mind: Beans, beans, they're good for your heart. The more you eat, the more you fart! (dude backstage: That wasn't on the cue card...)

Sakura&Ino: Riku's coming? YEAH!
Kiba: Whoops. Oh well, BYE! Cue theme music. ... ... ... ... ...Where's the music? (dude backstage: Turn it on!) Oh! (theme music turned on)

Sasuke: Heh heh (poke)... ... ...(poke) Heh heh heh (poke)... ... ... (poke)... Heh heh heh.

Sakura: Stop poking him!

Yeah, Kakashi says ZZZZZZ when he's asleep and drunk at the same time. AND?

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