I only have two days left! NOOOOO! (basically the last two days for me to be on fanfiction until after the christmas holidays) Again, (takes deep breath) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(cough)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(cough)OOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: Whoa, I haven't done this in a while. I thought at least you all would have the common sense to acknowledge the fact that I don't own Naruto, the characters from Naruto or the characters from Kingdom Hearts. Please apply this message to any and all of my interviews: I don't own anything. If I did, things would be screwed up, let me tell you.

It's "What's the Deal?" with your host, Kakashi! (cue theme music) Where today he'll be finding out, "what's the deal" with the heroes of light and darkness, Sora and Riku! (crowd cheers as Kakashi walks in and waves to the crowd)

Kakashi: Good afternoon, everyone. Today's episode is brought to you by "Demetrick's Honey Buns" If it's not one of Demetrick's, it's not a honey bun.

Choji: They're the best! (bites down on a huge Demetrick honey bun)

Kakashi: Due to certain circumstances, we had to chain up some people.

Sakura: (chained up along with all of the other kunoichi) Is Riku here yet? Is he coming?

Ino: Is it true that you're interviewing him? (girls ask in approval)

Kakashi: ... ... ... Yes. (girls screamed in happiness) And that's why we're going to welcome-

Naruto: Wait!
Kakashi: Yes?

Naruto: You forgot to tell us the good news and the bad news.

Rock lee: And that you're not cancelled.
Kakashi: Excuse me. Good news, I'm not cancelled! (crowd cheers) The bad news, as long as I'm doing the show, I can't drink. And Sasuke?

Sasuke: Yes?

Kakashi: How about I poke you repeatedly with a stick? Would you like that?

Sasuke: No.

Kakashi: On that note, let's bring out Sora and Riku! (crowd cheers, especially the girls. But when only Sora walked out, they stopped)

Hinata: Umm...Kakashi-sensei?
Kakashi: Yes?

AG: Where is HE!!!
Kakshi: Kiba if you would.

Kiba: Rightie-O, Mr. Kakashi-spearie O! (he turned the screen on to show Riku's sillhouette in a disclosed area)
Riku: (voice disguised) I had to take precautions.

AG: WHAT?!?

Kakashi: You really didn't think I'd allow you girls to go wild again, do you?

Sora: Heh heh, they're gonna be mad. (t: If they even THINK about MY Riku, I'll KILL them!)

Kakashi: Let's open the floor for questions-

Orochimaru: Whoops. Looks like I'm not supposed to be in here.

Kakashi: No your not.

Orochimaru: Ok, ok I'll leave. But I'm sure you girls would like to hear this.

AG: What?
Orochimaru: That R-

Kakashi: Good-BYE! (pushed him out) Alright, maybe now we can start-

Orochimaru: He's backstage!
Riku: (t: Crap)

Kakashi: (t: Dammit!)
AG: RIKU!!! (struggling to get free)

Kakashi: Look, in order to get on with the show, Riku will come out (Riku: What?!) but only if you all behave. Got it-

Sora: Memorized? (odd loks form everyone) Man, now he's got me saying it.

Kakashi: ... ... ... ... Ok, Riku come out.

Riku: (peeking on the stage) Is it...safe?

Kakashi: Yes, they won't do anything.

Riku: (walked onto the stage and sat next to Kakashi)... ... ...Hi.

AG: Riku! (sighed lovingly)

Kakashi: (t: Well, that wasted 30 minutes) Finaly, welcome to the show!
Sora: Cool place.

Riku: Yeah. (girls sighed again)

Kakashi: Any questions? (t: Here's Naruto.)

Naruto: What's your favorite-

Temari: Riku, did it hurt? (Naruto: Hey you cut me off!)
Riku: Huh? Did what hurt?
Temari: When you fell from the heavens, my beautiful prince.

Ino: YOUR prince! He's MINE!
Kakashi: Girls-

Hinata: Don't make me hurt you!
Sakura: Oh please, you couldn't even beat your pissin' cousin!
Kakashi: That's it. Take all of the girls out.

AG: But-

Kakashi: Now.

As the girls are escorted out, Sora is trying to contain his anger.

Kakashi: As you were saying, Naruto?
Naruto: I was gonna ask something else, but now I wanna know why is he so mad?
Sora: (vein pulsing on temple, teeth bared) Mad? Me? I'm not mad. What for? Everything's fine.

Riku: You're jealous.

Sora: What? Jealous? Me?

Riku: Don't try to hide it. Everyone should have figured it out by now.

Sasuke: Earlier, Kakashi said that you were the heroes of light and darkness. Explain.

Sora: I control the light, Riku controls the dark. By that I mean he has powers of darkness and being able to control the heartless and whatnot, and I have powers of light such as being able to lock people's hearts and do magic (took out his keyblade and shot a Bizzara spell into the air, sending snowflakes on the set and crowd, making the crowd cheer)

Choji: (On his eight honey bun) What's a heartless?

Riku: This. (snapped his fingers and a Fat Bandit appeared on the stage)

Kiba: It's Chiji's daddy! Ha ha!
Choji: Daddy? Hey-shut up!

Riku: It's different variations, but the two basic ones are Shadows (made a Shadow appear) and Neoshadows (then a larger form onf a Shadow appeared) Usually they're uncontrollable, but I have total control. You can come up and get a closer look if you want.

As some of the ninja go to look, Orochimaru comes back.

Orochimaru: Mind if I take a look-

Naruto: (petting a Shadow) Cause it's in a book.

All: On Reading Rainbow!
Orochimaru: What was that?

Kakashi: It means no.

Orochimaru: Well, fine then. I'll just let the girls back in-

Kakashi: Ok, you can look.

Orochimaru: Heh heh heh. (walked toward the Neoshadow)

Shino: So, (looking at the Fat Bandit) What can this one do?
Riku: Breath fire.

Rock Lee: Whoa!
Kiba: Hey, I wanna see!
Shikamaru: Can you make any more?
Riku: Yeah. (summoned a Soldier, Powerwild, and a Crimson Jazz)

Naruto: Cool!
Sora: (t: It's a good thing they didn't bring up the "other subject")

Kakashi: Oh looks like we're all out of time! (crowd: Oh man!) And we didn't learn that much about them either. (Sora: Yes!) And that's why next time we're gonna have a special report from the Anbu Black operatives. We are gonna get to the knitty gritty about these two, and maybe go a little into their love lives. (Sora: What?!?) Until next time, keep looking at the stars, and we'll "share a story" with ya! (cue theme music)

A?N: I still don't know what the theme music sounds like. (shrugs shoulders) Oh well.

Review please!