Hey! I saw that gaara and itachi's dark angel wanted Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist, so hey, why not? Thanks for the suggestion, (sorry that it was so late I had pre-ideas and now I'm trying to do some more suggestions so keep 'em coming) and enjoy the show!

Hey, ho, whatcha know, it's time for the "What's the Deal" show with Kakashi your host! Holla "What's the Deal" show, stop whatcha doing an' watch Kakashi's show yeah!(cue theme music) This episode, we're gonna enter the world of alchemy with the two bro's, Edward and Alphoonse, the Fullmetal alchemists! (Kakashi walks on the stage as the crowd cheers)

Kakashi: Hello crowd!
Crowd: Hi host!

Kakashi: Well, I'll let Naruto tell it.

Naruto: Tell what-oh yeah! (stands up, turns around and reads cue card) The...good...news...I'm...not...cance-dash...next card...dash-lled...parenthesis...Applause...parenthesis. What does that mean Kakashi-sensei? (crowd laughs)

Kakashi: (sighs) Naruto, nevermind. Anyway, the bad news, Cloud and Sephiroth are still going at it after running into each other at a bus stop. THe fight has been going on nonstop for three days. (trinity!) Without further ado, let's bring out Edward and Alphonse Elrich! (crowd claps as the two walk in)

Kiba: (backstage) Oh my god! It's the walking suit of armor from my nightmares! Nooo! Get 'em Akamaru!

Akamaru: Woof! Woof! (translates to: That thin gon' step on me, what's wrong with you Kiba?! I mean come on! It's like fifty times my size! But, you're the boss) (charges at Alphonse)

Alphonse: Huh? Hey, look at the cute, little dog-

CHOMP.

Kiba: Uhh...

Al: What did I do?

Edward: Hey! You back there, you sicced your dog n my brother!

Kiba: Yeah, and what are you gonna do about it?
Al: (petting Akamaru who has taken a liking to Al) It's ok Edwqard. You don't have to-

Ed: No, it's not okay! We come on this show and THIS happens! What's next?!
Kiba: Well if you come to a place you never heard of, you should come better prepared! Akamaru! Akamaru?

Al: He's doing his "business".

Kakashi: Not on the stage, I hope. Look, can I get on with the show? Kiba, get Akamaru. Edward, if you will?
Kiba&Ed: Fine. (went their seprate ways)

Kakashi: Alright, welcome to the show!

Al: Wow, this place is big.

Kakashi: Yeah well, we try to keep it nice. So, Al, the suit of armor. Is it for protection or do you like wearing it?
Al: Well, I...kinda need it. In an incident, my body was destroyed and my soul was sealed in here, thanks to my big brother Ed-

Naruto: He's your BIG brother?! But he's shorter than you!

Ed: Hey Orange Boy! What you say!

Kakashi: Uhh...

Naruto: Orange Boy? I'm not a fruit! But I guess you can't see all the way down there-

Al: Edward, don't mind him-

Ed: Oh don't stop me Al! (runs into the crowd) I got you! Come here!

Naruto: Leave me alone! (getting chased by Ed)

Kakashi: Edward has a short fuse, doesn't he?

Ed: (holding Naruto by the collar) Oh, so you're calling me short now! Ok, take this! (throws Naruto at Kakashi)

K&N: Hey no wait!

BAM.
Al: Oh brother...are you two okay?

Naruto: Ow! That hurt! I'll teach you to throw me! (tries to charge but Kakashi stops him)

Kakashi: Boy, do I need to put you out? Edward, I wasn't calling you short-

Naruto: He was calling you mini-(mouth covered by Kakashi)

Kakashi: Could we please get on with the show? Please Ed? Naruto?

Ed:... ... ... ...Fine. (sat back on the stage as Naruto went back to his seat)

Kakashi: Ok, (sigh) you were saying, Al?

Al:Huh? Oh, well we had a transmuting accident which destroyed my body and took my brother's arm and leg. Then to save me, he sealed my soul in this.

Kakashi: I see, in turn giving you the name, "Fullmetal Alchemist"?
Ed: No, that's MY nickname.

Naruto: But he's all metal, FULL metal. You're just sho-

Ed: (standing up) Don't say it!
Kakashi: (sensing danger) Right! So any questions form the audience?

Ino: Um...this is a question for Al. Um, how does it feel to not have a body?

Al: Ummm...

Ed: What kind of question is that?!
Al: It's okay brother, she just wants to know-

Ed: No it's not okay! It feels like not having a body! Next question!

Rock Lee: Uh, I wanted to know how did you learn to "transmute"?

Ed: Well, it's a long story but mainly 'cause I'm a child prodigy. Next question.

Naruto: Can you teach me alchemy?
Ed: Certainly not. Next question.

Sasuke: Could you give us a demonstration of you transmuting something?

Ed: Uh...I guess. Someone hand me-oh nevermind, I'll use my chair. How 'bout I turn this chair into a spear.

Kiba: You can't turn that into a spear!

Ed: Shut up! Ok...

Kakashi: (sees Sasuke looking intently with the Sharingan activated) (t: Hmmm...I see your plan, might as well...) (pulls up his headband and invokes his Sharingan)

Ed: Ok...(echoing clap, then transmutes the chair into a spear) See?

Sasuke: Heh, you mean like this? (transmutes his seat into a spear)

Kakashi: No Sasuke, he means like this. (transmutes his chair into a spear)

All: (shocked)

Al: How...how did they-

Ed: (t: Those bastards, think hey can do alchemy. They don't even KNOW the principles! Well, I got them!) Come on Al, let's go.

Kakashi: Huh? But the show's not over-

Ed: The hell it is! (transmutes a giant cannon) I'll teach you to mess with alchemy!!!

Al: No Edward! They didn't mean it!

Kakashi: Edward! Do not shoot the cannon!
Sasuke: I can do it too-

Kakashi: You better not! Look, we'll stop, just calm down-

Sasuke: Let him shoot it. I'll just teansmute a-

Ed: That's IT! (shot the cannon)

All: NOOO!!!
BOOOOOOOOM.

When the dust clears, Kakashi sees his demolished stage along with the knocked out people.

Kakashi: Well, there goes another set. (sees a glint of gold) What was that? Oh no-

Al: Edward! (holding the unconsious Ed) What happened to you?
Kakashi: No, not again! Run! Everyone leave now! (the sound of skates can be heard throughout the studio) Why are you back!?
CLANK.

Al: Huh? (sees Lil' Slugger looking at his even more dented bat) W-who are you?

Kakashi: Get away form him!
Lil' Slugger: Hmm...ok. (turned into his big form and hit Al twenty feet away) Heh heh heh...your turn.

Kakashi: Great! Just my lu-aahhh!! (narrowly dodging Lil' Slugger's attacks) Looks like I have to cut it short, but tune in next-(dodging another attack and made 50 clones) time where I'll interview a Hyrulian Warrior who goes by the name of Link! Sayonar-no not that...what IS that?! A black ma-AAAHHHHH!!!

(camera cuts to static)

Yeah, Kakashi said right. Link. Here's you: therichnobody, Link can't talk! All he says is battle grunts! He can't be interviewed! Well guess what-Link's getting interviewed 'cause he's MY NUMBER ONE FAVORITE GAME CHARACTER SO HAH! Besides, I ran this idea by my older brother (by eleven years) Darius (he's cool, helps me with some ideas and Link's his No. 1 favorite game character too! ) and his first response: That's gonna be one boring interview. But give him 5 minutes and he gives me this sweet idea. But I wanna here your feedback before I run it. (mainly your thoughts on the speechless wonder Link)

Thanks in advance!