It's..."What's the Deal"! (cue theme music) Where today Shikamaru will find out, "What's the deal" with some of the weirdest people around! (crowd cheers as Shikamaru sits up on stage)

Shikamaru: (yawns)...What a drag. What am I doing today?

Dude backstage: We did recieve another clip for Operation: Naruto, but-

Shikamaru: Do we have it ready?

Dude backstage: Yeah, but-

Shikamaru: Show it.

-Operation: Naruto-

Day 12-Hour 272

The Village of the Gorons

Link: (in sign language) Tell the chief Goron this: There are three strangers after me. They are a great threat if they are to enter this village. If they capture me, they will use my weapons to destroy your village and build a mini-mall in its place-

Goron #1: A MINI-MALL?!? The fiends!

Link: (isl) Yes, it's terrible. There are two little children, male and female, led by an adult, sliver haired and only his left eye exposed. You must hurry! (flew off via hookshot)

Goron #2: We must notify the chief!

Goron #3: The invaders are here! (pointed to the oncoming Kakashi, Sasuke, and Sakura)

Kakashi: Darn it, where did he go?

Sakura: Kakashi-sensei, look out!

Kakashi: Wha-huahk! (just got knocked out of the air by a Goron cannonball)

Sasuke: What was that?! Sakur-(got hit as well)

Sakura: Oh no-

The previous screen showing them running and cuts to the Link/Naruto pic.

Shikamaru: Poor them. I wouldn't want to be hit by one of those. Any questions? Comments?

Hinata: Poor Naruto...

Kiba: (backstage) Link's playing dirty!
Shikamaru: Yeah he is...come to think of it. Questions?

Ino: Why are you always sleepy Shikamaru?!
Sjikamaru: Why are you yelling?
Ino: I wanted to make sure that you heard me!
Shikamaru: (sigh) When I said "Questions", I meant about Operation: Clown or the show in any of that nature. But...to answer your question, I'm a narcoleptic. you know, someone who involuntarily falls asleep.

Rock Lee: Like when you fell asleep face first in your ramen?

Shikamaru: Uhh...yeah.

Kiba: I don't believe you!

Shikamaru: ZZZ.

Crowd: Uhh...

Kiba: He's faking! Go wake him up Akamaru!

Akamaru: Woof! Woof! (ran onstage and "takes a leak" on Shikamaru who didn't wake up) Woof?

Kiba: Guess he wasn't faking. Come back, hurry! (grabs Akamaru and runs backstage)

Shikamaru: ZZZ. (Guy throws a book) OW! Huh? (looks around) Uhh...what was your question Ino?

Ino: Nothing. (giggles)

Shikamaru: (smells his arm) What smells like piss-oh thanks Kiba. You all watch this while I clean myself up. (sighs) What a drag.

-Operation: Naruto-

Day 13-Hour 290

Location Unknown

Kakashi: huff We were lucky to get out of there...but huff we lost Link...

Sasuke: And Sakura...

Kakashi: What do you mean we lost Sakura?!
Sakura: I'm here. Follow me, I think found Naruto.

The trio are then seen crouching by a desolate home and peeks in hoping to find the elsuive Link and Naruto.

Sakura: (w) Look! There's NAruto!
Sasuke: (w) We can just bust in and get him-

Kakashi: (w) Wait.

He stopped them just in time to see this scene. Naruto, again tied up in the corner of the room, is trying to yell out for help but all his cries for help are muffled by the duct tape on his mouth. Even when Link told him to shut up from another room, Naruto, being the hard-head he is, kept on. Then they all heard footsteps approaching Naruto, who is now whimpering and screaming at the top of his voice but was shut up via Link smashing his head with his shield. Then the elf made sure no one saw or heard this and left the room.

Sakura: (w) Poor Naruto.

Sasuke: (w) If you ask me he deserved it-I mean...we have to save him. But how?

Sakura: (w) Do you have a plan Kakashi-sensei?

Kakashi: (looked at Sakura, then the window) ... ... ...

Skaura: (w) Kakashi-sensei?

Kakashi: (looks at the window)... ... ...Get ready-

S&S: Huh?!?
Kakashi: (broke the window, jumped in, grabbed Naruto and ran out) Come on!

Link: What the?! (runs to the window) Kakashi. (jumps out the window, pulls on the Pegasus boots and goes in pursuit)

Kakashi: Keep running! Don't stop until we reach Konaha!
Sasuke: He's after us! Let's lose him in the trees! (the sound of a hook embedding itself in the flesh trees is getting nearer) Oh shi-

The previous ending where this time Kakashi's running with Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura are following behind, and LInk is running after them full speed with sword in hand.

Shikamaru: (sigh) This is embarrasing. Someone should help them.

Kiba: Why not you? (crowd cheers in agreement)

Shikamaru: Why me? Why not our so called "Genius" Neji?
Neji: I would but...I don't feel like it.

Shikamaru: Ok, who wants Naruto back? (crickets chirp) Ooookay...who wants Kakashi back? (the crowd cheers and clapping filled the studio) Oh that's nice. Fine, I will go get Kakashi. God knows he's the only one for the show. Alright...(sigh) Someone take the show while I... ... ...(dude backstage: Shikamaru?) ZZZ.

Guy: Not again. Kiba, close the show.

Kiba: Will do! We'll see you net time and hopefully Kakashi will be back to take over the show! Until then keep this in mind: The grass is always greener when you don't fart on it! (dude backstage: Where does he come up with this stuff?)

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