200….,201….,202…, ah, here it is! Room 203. My first class for the year. I just hope Haku has already settled in his class. He really had me worried there when he started flinging objects at that poor boy. What's wrong with being called "gorgeous"?

Lunch was definitely uneventful---for me. I just had to stop Haku from going on rampage every now and then. Brings back memories of dear 'ol 7th grade. I was always the referee in his matches. I wonder why I didn't get paid for all those matches….From the looks of it, I'd be filthy rich by now. Hmmmm…..

However, there really was one that caught my eye-rather, on my nerves!!! The locale of foodchains don't serve veggies!! You might be thinking --" Veggies…?"—but before you come into any conclusion of how weird I can be and how can a guy prefer veggies…let me tell you something about my diet regimen.

For almost 5 years already, I have been going on a strict 90 percent fat-free diet consisting of mainly veggies, the occasional carbs (just not too much) like rice and pastries, and fruits of almost any kind except the oily ones. It's not like I'm being a vegetarian or something. It's what my "mom" insisted on me partaking in. She must have noticed how dry my skin has been or how ugly the aura I was radiating off me. I really wasn't that enthusiastic about it the first time—as a matter of fact, I loathed her for it. Who in their right mind deprives a growing boy of the need for JUNKFOOD AND MEAT?! But she had her ways and methods of persuading me into sticking with her diet regimen….she is the doctor anyway…

"More like black-mailed you, punched you through walls, gave you frequent head bumps, sky-rocketed you…." Okay, okay….You didn't have to tell them about that…Sheesh….

But you know, I really should thank her for that. If it wasn't for her, I wouldn't be this healthy right now. Whenever people smirk, or guffaw or even are appalled by my antics…I just wave them off telling….

" Too bad you don't look good as me…." That had their jaws oriented with Mother Earth. Besides, it's so fuckin' true.

Anyway, back to the story. Like I said, much wasn't to be said about lunch with Haku. After that incident, I had to escort him to his class (after shamefully asking a bunch of cute girls for directions…), wait for his professor to come and politely provide the prof with all the necessary information on Haku ( you know what I'm talking about…) before I had to leave for my next class. Well, at least I'm already at the doorstep….. Breathe in boy, breathe in….Think happy thoughts……

I slowly poked my head inside the room and allowed my eyes to settle on the number of people before me. Wow! This room is huge!! It's like a mini amphitheatre-only with armchairs lining its benches. Looks like I'm still one of the few early birds. So much for auto anti-NERD ALERT…(sigh)

A single step into the room…Why are all eyes on me? Three more steps…..What the hell is wrong with these people? A couple more steps forward…

"Oh my God! Are we absolutely sharing this class with that hunk-of-meat?!" ….Oh, yes. That's what I like. Yes!!! Worship me like you've never worshipped before…

"That guy smells like trouble…I hate chick magnets!! Just look at those girls ogling him at first glance…." Tough luck boys. This room's MINE!!! Bwahahahaha….

"I'm starting to believe you're being too selfish here boy…." Oh, just shut up!

"Steph, quick!!! Take his photo---make sure to get his assets. He makes me wanna..."… Yeah, baby. Just make sure you get good photos of me coz it keeps getting better once I've stripped off these…

"Don't you think you're getting too perverted here? But then again…I really don't mind getting any action…" Humph, aren't you supposed to be the almighty saint of saints?

"Hinata, you're the playgirl here….Do something…" Ooooh, first catch of the day….

"Okay…." Did that girl just flip her hair? Can't you flip something else?

"What do you want her to do? Flip you over the table and do immoral acts…?" Yeah, something like that….

"Hey, there gorgeous." I had to smirk at that…"... you look a lot like somebody I know…" Ooooh, must be a new pick-up line…C'mon baby, Give it to daddy now….

"Really? And may I please have the privilege of knowing the lucky look-alike?" I had to stop myself from licking my lips in anticipation. Might get the wrong approach…Might look too perverted…

"Yeah, right…." Was that sarcasm I sense there?

Oh, God. This girl really knows how to push buttons…MY BUTTONS. Slowly, she strode over to my right, ran a finger down my arm, and in the most fuckable, most sensual and most sinful voice my ears have ever vibrated off to---

"…MY NEXT BOYFRIEND…" (Gulp) Never expected that one coming…Oh, well. Time to play along….

From the view point of the rest of the guys around me---pure sexual energies are reverberating off the two bodies. Goosebumps were sprouting like weeds on every tendril in their bodies. They would have given everything to be in my place but…one thought immediately crossed their almost untainted minds. (Are you even sure it's untainted?)

"If that were me, I'd have cum right off….." (Forget I asked…) Yeah, it's better that I horde off the laydees than give 'em to you amateurs….The girls would have hit the books researching on the cure for PREMATURE EJACULATION!!! Hoo-boy, I'm always getting-off track….

Like I said, Hinata (or so, that's what I remember her friend calling her…And oh, she's a playgirl…? Better be on my defense….) was looking to be on the verge of annoyance since she saw me fly-off to LA-LA LAND. Well, that vein on her forehead seems to be the indicative clue. Better answer her before I lose my chances and start being called AUTISTIC…

"Well, aren't you….? From what I know, you do have your own weird world…" You know what, I really don't mind having a conscience, but a conscience with some smart-ass adlibs really takes the cake…..

" Well, if that's the case…" I had to give her my most foxy grin. She seemed somewhat relieved I had finally spoken. "….I better erase that memory of yours. Don't wanna ruin all the chase now, won't we…"

"Oh, and why would you rather prefer the chase? Don't you like your dishes served on silver plates?" Great, a babe with metaphors... Well, two can play at that game.

"Only the naive and unskilled are served with everything on silver and golden platters. I'd rather not degrade myself into becoming what I have outgrown of. A thought--my dear, an infant is like a grown man with his arms tied behind his back..."

"Touché…By the looks of it, you're no ordinary hot guy...more like a seasoned philosopher--but still hot. I'm impressed. That makes you more desirable, am I right?" She had this goofy smile on her lips that almost said "Jackpot!!".

She slightly jumped back into facing me again- much like what a young girl does with her arms behind her and fingers laced together.

"I'm Hinata by the way. Hyuuga Hinata. And you are…" She offered me her right hand…expecting a handshake.

I quickly noticed how we were facing each other. Hinata, standing before me on a platform higher than the one I'm standing on, gave me the quirkiest but still romantic idea. Feeling a bit of the Romeo in me flare up- I slowly bowed down, scooped up her welcoming hand and placed a soft, lingering kiss-all the while maintaining eye-contact….

"Naruto. Uzumaki Naruto, and the pleasure is all mine—Hinata…."

I was definitely rewarded with a blushing lady before me….

Give yourself a pat on the back, m'boy!!! It's a HOME-RUN!!!

But before I even had the chance to smile back, my poor ears were once again scandalized to the sounds of…..

"Tee-hee...Hee-hee, oh, Tomoyo…what ever are you going to do…?"

Perverted laughter………

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Hey dear readers, I'm really in dire need of your thoughts of who will be paired with Naruto. Or if you don't want pairing, could you give me your expectations? Love to hear from y'all!!!!