Everyone immediately glanced at the door, expecting the arrival of the professor. And like me, every mind seemed to be revolving on one theme—a perverted semester….

A second ticked by….Anticipation rose in an instant….Here it comes….here it comes…..here it…What the HELL is that?!

"WELCOME TO A NEW SEMESTER, MY DEAR YOUTHFUL APPRENTICES!! MAKE YOURSELVES COMFORTABLE WITH YOUR BURNING PASSIONS OF YOUTH!!" shouted an ecstatic professor/slash/weirdo/slash/pervert.

I had to stop myself from freaking out by heavily thinking of happy thoughts…whatever they are…. Oh, my.. Is that book what I think it is…?

"Holy smokes!! Those are the thickest eyebrows I've ever seen!!" well, someone doesn't have the same dignity as I do….

But I really have to agree with that guy. those really are the hairiest and freakiest eyebrows on his forehead. Has he gone mad? Oh my God!! Are those things moving? EWWW!!! Take those off! Take those off!!

Everyone's faces were as contorted as mine probably thinking the same morbid thoughts…Before us stood a man, barely in his 40's, wearing the shiniest green spandex my eyes ever set on. So shiny that even bubblegum wouldn't stick to it. It all goes down to his…Ewww!!! (Don't even think about it) By the way, who wears spandex to work?

Okay, top to bottom description of the new guy…. The guy had a bowl cut, who I thought only Bruce Lee could ever dare wear. A set of sparkly teeth that he just flaunted at us with his NICE-GUY-POSE. A very fitting green spandex…I don't want to repeat myself with that, okay? And combat boots? What is going to teach again?

The said guy, closed the orange book he was reading…before silently whispering …"Oh Tomoyo, please just a little bit more…." Ewww Can't he wait till class is over?

Mr. Whats-His-Name-Again….? Oh wait, he hasn't arrived on that info yet…

"Class, I, Maito Gai, will be your shining professor for this wonderful semester… I guarantee you the best education your youthful glows will surely enjoy. By the end of this semester, YOUR BURNING PASSIONS WILL BURN BRIGHTLY THAN EVER!!!" shouted the ever-ecstatic professor. Everyone had to shudder as random mortifying thoughts crossed each mind….

I quickly remembered that I didn't know what this class was (shame on me) and immediately scanned my schedule as to what class …but I quickly lost that opportunity ..

"WELCOME TO THE YOUTHFUL CLASS OF HUMAN ANATOMY AND PHYSIOLOGY!!!"

I paled…

A pervert teaching human anatomy…Dear GOD, please spare my innocent mind!!!

The prof then settled himself on the teacher's table up front. Sitting cross-legged on the table (What the fuck?) , he inhaled deeply before continuing…

"As you all know, for every first meetings, it's a get-to-know phase. So, for the whole hour, every member should be acquainted with each other…. So, let's start with this row…" What is this? Kindergarten?

Okay, this day has slowly turned worse as I had expected. I was expecting a luscious and voluptuous siren as an anatomy professor but what do I get? An ugly pervert dedicated to the joys of youth…..

I really do wonder why this guy here insists on meeting the class for the whole hour . If I'm not mistaken, most professors stay for a few minutes, give the necessary details on the course, give a few requirements for the next meeting, then dismisses the class. But this guy loves to take his time on us. And what's with the silly get-to-know phase? We are in college, for crying out loud!!! We don't prefer standing before crowds just to sputter out all about ourselves. We've already gotten over that perilous activity during high school—and now, he's bringing it back?

Oh, look it's Hinata's turn already…. CRAP!!! I forgot to tell you guys about her!!!

Hinata. Ms. Hyuuga Hinata. Well, she's probably one of the hottest chicks I've seen so far in this place. Talk about a guy-magnet… Pale, lavender eyes that would seem to check out every nook and cranny in your body…

"Ooooh, I'd love to see her check out EVERY NOOK AND CRANNY in my system…" There goes that perverted conscience on adlib mode…..

Anyway, a heart shaped face gives her that innocent look…

"You know she's not that innocent, don't you…"

Shut up… Locks of hip-length wavy hair softly cascades down to her…(-eherm-) ass. I wonder what she would look like…

"Naked…?"

No, you idiot! I meant when she'd look more feminine….Just look at her…Ooops, haven't gotten to that part yet…

Like I said, every strand of thread wrapped around her screams "BITCH".. A black strapless tube that stops before her bellybutton . And, oh look, she's got a belly ring, cute. A huge designer belt over an extra mini skirt that provides no further use for an imaginative mind and leather boots to finally complete the look.

Did I ever mention how slender her neck is? Fuck!! I'd give my week's allowance just to lick all the way there….

"Oi, youthful blonde guy!! It is your turn on the stadium of burning youth…Come on now… Don't be shy…" I glanced up only to meet with….Aaargh!!! Get those things away from me!! Better yet, SHAVE THOSE THINGS OFF!!

"Oh sorry…" I slowly stood up and walked towards the front of the class. I could feel every eye on me, every emotion on me, every thought on me. Lust, Envy, Annoyance, and Murder (shudder…..). What can I say… I'm too HOT to handle!!!

Taking a very deep breath…well, here goes nothing….

"Pleased to meet y'all! I'm Uzumaki Naruto. But please call me Naruto. I'm half-British and half-Japanese for those wondering why the blonde hair…. I'm 17 years old and still single…My cell number is…" For dramatic effect, I definitely had to pause. Only a seasoned playboy knows how to get nerves twitching...someone like ME!

I had to smirk at that line. It seemed all hell broke loose!!! Every chick in class ( and some guys…) were frantically searching their bags, dumping over the contents if they had to, just to find a piece of paper and a pen. To those with an acute sense for the future, had this intense look of attentiveness in their eyes. Almost all were eagerly awaiting my next line. Yeah, this is getting interesting…..

"…well, I really don't have a cell phone, so that means I don't have a number…That's all!!" I chirped in happily.

I had to act oblivious to the shocked faces of those I passed by after that little speech. Others were shaking in anger, while some slumped back into their seats in defeat. Sorry to burst your bubbles ladies. It seems I'm not yet ready to jump into a serious fling…

I actually had to make a lie back there. I don't want my phone flooded with messages every now and then, all asking me for a date or something. The last time I gave out my number, 500 messages immediately appeared on my phone just after 3 hours!! I had to drastically change my number. Though some of the messages really had me thinking "…why not…?", others were just downright perverted. Something about how BIG I am or how often do I jack-off. Mind you, those were just the least of my worries…A lot of MEN were texting too!!!

I glanced towards Hinata to see what her reaction was to my little revelation.

Well, I'll be…The little devil has a little smirk on her lips. She must be catching up on my vibes. What can I say…A playgirl or playboy knows when to keep a low-profile…

As the tension subsided, professor Gai chose the moment to finally speak.

"Well, it seems everybody has introduced themselves in front of the class. Now, since it's almost time, I'm giving out the pairings for the whole semester. You will each be working with your partner on every activity I will be assigning to you. Whether it may be projects, reports or researches, you both will be working on it. Now for the pairings, all odd rows, that means rows 1,3,5,and 7. Please say hello to the person behind you..."

Well, I'm in row 7, so I guess I'm one of the lucky bastards…. Slowly, I turned around to face….

"Hn….Dobe…."

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Well, that's it for today. Hope you enjoy reading my fanfic. Give me your opinions and I'd love to put those ideas into working conditions. Till next fanfic, CIAO!!!