Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or the song White and Nerdy. TYVM.
A/N: This will be a shorter story. There are only 3 or 4 more chapters and then the day is done and the potion wears off. So enjoy!
A Normal Day…Or Is It?
Chapter Two
"Lunch, finally! I am starving!" Ron said, trying to avoid conversation about what had happened in Potions earlier. By now everyone knew in the Great Hall knew of Harry's song and his love for his rival. The trio sat down to whispers around them. Harry just laughed, what did he care? The other Gryffindors were the only ones not whispering because they cared for Harry and were loyal to him of course.
"Harry, tell me one thing." Hermione asked finally, putting down her half of a turkey sandwich.
"Of course Herms, what is it?" Harry pondered back to her, his eyes glittering as if he already knew the question.
"Do you love Draco Malfoy?" Hermione asked finally. Ron choked on his mince pie and looked up.
"HERMIONE!"
"Ronald, we can't avoid this conversation forever." Hermione said pointedly. Ron shrugged and returned to stuffing his face with food.
"Yes, I do. I figured it out awhile ago…I guess that's why I started fighting with him when I was younger. It was after I broke up with Ginny, over the summer of course. I figured out that maybe I just didn't want girls and that I was in fact gay. That's when I started dreaming about Draco." Harry responded with a small laugh.
"That is….SO HOT." Hermione blurted out. Ron looked up at her in shock.
"Hot?! HE JUST CALLED HIM DRACO! Harry, seriously, I don't care that your gay because that's accepted in the wizarding world like anything else, but really Draco Malfoy?" Ron asked.
"Yes, Ron, really." Harry responded with a smirk.
"Okay…I accept it, but he hurts you at all and I'm going to deck him." Ron finally said with a smile. Harry punched him in the arm and laughed. Lunch continued as it had always been and everyone was talking about the upcoming Christmas break.
"I can't believe we have it in a day!" Hermione said excited, she was going to Rome for Christmas.
"Oh joy. You sure you don't want me to stay with you Harry?" Ron asked looking over at his friend; he was also going on a vacation with his dad to America. Oh yeah…Mr. Weasley he doesn't work in the Muggle department anymore…he's the new Minister of Magic.
"Yeah, it's fine." Harry said with a smile, he looked over to the Slytherin table…Harry just happened to know that a certain Slytherin was staying behind too…
"They see me mowin' my front lawn, I know they're all thinking I'm so white and nerdy. Think I'm just too white and nerdy, think I'm just too white and nerdy, can't you see I'm white and nerdy? Look at me, I'm white and nerdy!" Ron Weasley all of a sudden sang, getting up at the end of the Gryffindor table. The whole Great Hall went silent and realized it was another seventh year singer.
"I wanna roll with the gangstas, but so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy. Think I'm just too white and nerdy, think I'm just too white and nerdy; I'm just too white and nerdy. Really really white and nerdy." Ron said pointing to the 'gangster' Slytherins. Some of them burst out laughing at this comment.
"First
in my class here at Hogwarts, got skills, I'm a champion at
Wizard's Chess. MC Escher - that's my favorite MC. Keep your 40,
I'll just have an Earl Grey tea. My brooms never spin, to the
contrary,you'll find that they're quite stationary, all of my
action figures are cherry. Steven Hawking's in my library!" Ron
sang and danced somewhat at the same time, "My WizardSpace page is
all totally pimped out, got people beggin' for my top eight spaces.
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places, ain't got no grills but I still
wear braces.I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise. I'm a
whiz at Chess - I could play for days, once you see my sweet moves
you're gonna stay amazed, my fingers' movin' so fast I'll set
the place ablaze . There's no killer app I haven't run. At
Pascal, well I'm number one. Do vector calculus just for fun. I
ain't got a gat but I got a soldering gun. Happy Days is my
favorite theme song. I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping
pong. I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on; I'm fluent in
JavaScript as well as Klingon." Ron posed near Crabbe and Goyle
before continuing his way around the place. "They see me
ride on my Comet, I know in my heart they think I'm white and
nerdy. Think I'm just too white and nerdy, think I'm just too
white and nerdy. Can't you see I'm white and nerdy? Look at me,
I'm white and nerdy! I'd like to roll with the gangstas, although
it's apparent I'm too white and nerdy…Think I'm just too
white and nerdy, think I'm just too white and nerdy. I'm just too
white and nerdy. How'd I get so white and nerdy?" Ron bellowed
out, holding his arms out in question, "I've been browsin',
inspectin' X-Men comics, you know I collect 'em. The pens in my
pocket, I must protect 'em! My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me
bored. Shopping online for deals on some writable media, I edit
Wikipedia. I memorized Holy Grail really well, I can recite it right
now and have you ROTFLOL? I got a business doing websites. When my
friends need some code, who do they call? I do HTML for 'em all!
Even made a homepage for my dog." Harry, in shock just kind of
laughed and watched all the non muggle born or muggle wizards stare
at him like 'what in the world?'
"Yo, I got myself a fanny pack, they were havin'
a sale down at The Gap! Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap,
pop, pop, hope no one sees me gettin' freaky…" Ron said, making
the motion of pretending to kiss someone, "I'm nerdy in the
extreme and whiter than sour cream. I was in Garden Club and Duel
Club and even the Chess Team. Only question I ever thought was hard
was do I like Snape or do I like Dumbledore?
Spend every weekend
at the Wizard Fair, got my name on my underwear." Draco Malfoy
cracked up laughing at this one, Ron Weasley has his name on his
underwear? Princeless. "They see me strollin' they laughin' and
rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so white and nerdy.
Just
because I'm white and nerdy, hust because I'm white and nerdy.
All because I'm white and nerdy! Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy!"
Ron said with wide eyes, "I wanna ride with the gangstas, but, oh
well, it's obvious I'm white and nerdy. Think I'm just too
white and nerdy, think I'm just too white and nerdy. I'm just too
white and nerdy.
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy!" Ron
finished and as quickly as it started it ended. He sat down with a
bright red face and buried in his hands and laughed to himself, "I
cannot believe I just did that." Harry laughed and finished his
meal before leaving with the others for afternoon classes.
