DISCLAIMER: Not mine; DC's Followup to Tall Dark Handsome Stranger. From Batman's POV. Song written by Freddie Mercury and performed by Queen.
Body Language by C.A. Turner
Sometimes, even the Batman just wants to relax. It was at this moment that he heard Dick Grayson's cd player hit a particular track by Queen. Heading to his former partner, he asked "Mind if I borrow this?"
At the Watchtower, the other Justice Leaguers were still reeling over Wonder Woman's dropping by to French kiss the Batman. Little did they know, a reverse repeat performance was about to happen…in 2 seconds. Wonder Woman came out of the monitor womb, followed by Black Canary, Green Lantern, and Hawkman, when Batman came out of the teleporter. "Could you excuse us, please?" Batman asked.
-Please?- Everyone was shocked in thinking, but quickly said "Sure." Wonder Woman asked once the others were out of earshot "Hi. How are…" It was as far as she got, as the dark Knight soon gave her another passionate kiss, then said "If you can sing your declarations…" then hit the play button on the portable cd.
Give me, body - give me - body - body -
give me your body
Don't talk, Baby don't talk
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Give me your body
Just give me your body
Give me your body
Don't talk
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"Here we go again." Hal Jordan smiled.
"You mean, this happened before?" Isis asked. As the newest member, she didn't know of what occurred only a week before.
"Yeah, that time, it was Wondy doing the singing." Hawkwoman giggled. Ignoring them, Batman continued…
You got red lips
Sex in your eyes
Long legs, great thighs
You've got the cutest ass I've ever seen
Knock me down for a six anytime
"If Superman fainted before…can you imagine what he's gonna do after this?" Flash grinned.
"Hey, come on, they are 2 adults." Black Canary tried to reason.
Wonder Woman kissed him all over as he continued…
Look at me - I got a case of body language
Look at me - I got a case of body language
Look at me - I got a case of body language
Look at me - I got a case of body language
Of body language, Of body language
Body language - body language – yeah
"Holy…are they…OH MY GOD!" Isis screamed. "They look like they're…"
"LET'S GO!" Green Lantern yelled. Everyone raced towards the teleporter, deciding that discretion was the better part of valor, leaving the Dark Knight and the Amazon Princess…well, let's just leave that between the 2 of them as he finished the song…
Sexy body, sexy, sexy body
I want your body
Baby you're hot
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