Summary: Various Hogwartians play various pranks on various people in various places.
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Draco Malfoy sat at his favorite bar in downtown London and surveyed the single girls at the bar. After having about two bottles of firewhiskey, he felt like doing something, something that involved freaking people out.
He ran over a list of possible things to say to a girl to either A. get her up into a hotel room upstairs, B. go back to her/his place, C. totally freak her out or D. get him kicked out of the bar thus saving him from a hangover the next day.
"Hmm...I'll go with either A or C..." he thought to himself. Preparing himself, he decided that his next move would either totally freak the girl out or get him laid. He stood up, clutched his bottle of firewhiskey in one hand and tottered over the hottest single girl. She was wearing a low cut pair of ripped jeans with a chain belt, a tube top that covered nothing and a belly ring with a skull.
"Hey, are you going to walk to the apparating point by yourself later?" He said smoothly, leaning in front of her, "I'll be watching you all night." With that, he resumed his place at the other end of the bar and ordered another firewhiskey. The girl watched him, and then looked around for some guy, any guy.
The only other single guy in the bar of the time happened to by Vincent Crabbe, who was staring at his fingers like they were the most amazing thing in the world. Gulping, the girl walked over to him.
"Hey, want to go back to your place now?" she purred, sliding into the seat next to him. His eyes widened, "uh, I don't think my mom want's me to bring friends over right now, she's busy with my dad."
"That's ok" she smiled, "we won't disturb them." She took his hand and led him out of the bar, glancing over her shoulder at Draco.
"Huh, she'll probably ditch his at the apparating point." with that, Draco giggled and gulped the whole bottle of firewhiskey. Then he followed Crabbe and the girl. She turned when she heard the bells on the door jingle. Seeing him, she took Crabbe's hand and put his arm around her. Then, she picked up the pace and almost ran for the apparating point. Draco wandered along, clutching his now empty bottle, and smiled drunkenly at her. With that, she flat out ran and disappeared at the apparating point. It was just as well, because Crabbe had fallen in the bushes and didn't look like he was getting up anytime soon.
Finally, Draco reached the apparating point and went home, falling asleep in his bed, with the bottle of firewhiskey.
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