A/N: Here's the second part of the setup of why they go to Europe at all. It contains the song that I was told I had forgotten to put in chapter 1. I hadn't forgotten it; I had been planning on putting it here, after changing the lyrics to fit with the parody. The words in italics are the song so as to not confuse anyone. Enjoy!
THE PARTY
When John and Carson got to the party, they headed towards the kegs that were there. As they were pouring themselves drinks, the Jeanie walked up to them.
"Hey losers," she said playfully.
"Hey Jeanie," John replied before taking a swig of the drink he had gotten himself.
"Hey, dude," Carson replied.
"Sorry to hear about Teyla. She's a whore," Jeanie told John in hopes of making him feel better.
"That's very sweet of you. Thanks," John smiled and started to walk away from the kegs, with Carson and Jeanie following him.
"Enough Teyla talk," Carson stated, "Look around. There's gotta be 100 drunk girls. We should try to have sex with every one of them" he finished with a gleam in his eye.
This made John laugh. He stopped, turned, and patted his friend on the back as a thank you.
"Hello? Mixed company?" Jeanie stated. She was sick of hearing Carson talk about having sex with girls all the time.
"What?" Carson asked, totally oblivious to what was wrong with Jeanie.
"I'm a girl," she told him for the thousandth time since they had become friends.
"No, you're not. You're just a cool guy with long hair" Carson replied jokingly.
Wanting to stop the bickering he had heard before, John stepped in and asked:
"So where's your evil twin brother?" He was joking of course.
Just as Jeanie was about to reply, a voice was heard from somewhere ahead of them.
"Jeanie!!!" They all turned to see Jeanie's twin, Rodney, come walking out from a crowd with two drinks in his hands.
"There he is" Jeanie told John and Carson and walked over to meet Rodney.
"Hey, Rodney, in fine form I see" Carson told him. He was once again making fun of poor Rodney. Rodney had managed to get alcohol all over himself while trying to get drinks.
Rodney handed Jeanie her drink and then took a sip of his own.
Jeanie took a drink from her cup, and immediately spit it out.
"Why'd you get me gin and tonic? I hate gin" she told her brother angrily.
Rodney looked at her surprised, "You do?" He had thought he had gotten her something she would like.
By now, John and Carson were laughing at the two of them.
"You guys are the worst twins ever," Carson told them, while trying to hold back his laughter.
All the while, the other people at the party were having chugging contests, skinny dipping in the pool, and blasting loud music over the speakers. The football players had managed to get wasted and some of them had passed out already.
Ignoring the party around them, our group of friends started to walk around while continuing to talk about their plans for the summer.
"When are you guys taking off?" John asked the twins. They were going to spend the summer backpacking through Europe.
"Tomorrow morning," came the reply from Jeanie.
It was at that moment, that the group passed a guy tied to a tree. He had a rag in his mouth and rope, tying him to the tree, from head to toe.
"Hey Wade, great party man," Carson told him as the group continued walking. None of them even attempting to help the poor guy out.
"Man, I am so excited," Rodney said, continuing their talk about the twin's trip.
"A whole summer backpacking through Europe" came Jeanie's response, "You should've come with us instead of working for Dr. Dad, John," she finished.
The twins had told their friends about this trip long before they had graduated. They had asked John to come with them, but he had refused, saying that he was going to go work for his dad in the hospital.
Rodney, being the geek that he is, pulled a book out of his pocket.
"Yeah. I planned every detail of the trip to maximize the fun," he said, totally excited that he was going to get to go.
"You brought a book to a party?" Carson laughed at his friend once again.
"Yeah. Do you guys want to see my itinerary?" he really wanted to show John and Carson all the sites he had planned to visit.
Of course, Carson, being a jerk as usual, replied "You want to see my balls?"
John, hoping to make Rodney feel better after Carson's comment, continued to ask questions about the trip.
"Have you guys decided where you are going to go first?" he asked.
Jeanie jumped in, preventing Rodney from answering, "Paris! I can't wait," she was practically jumping up and down as she explained where they were going to go, "Two years ago, Nicky Jagger's sister, Debbie met a wealthy French guy, and spent a month sailing the Mediterranean on his yacht."
Before anyone could get a word in, she continued, "Isn't that the most romantic thing you've ever heard?"
"Stuck on a boat with some weird French guy? Sounds a little gay to me," Carson, still thinking of Jeanie as a guy, replied.
"It's not gay. I'm a girl" she said yet again.
"Kinda gay" Carson said, "A little gay," John agreed before taking another swig of his drink.
"I gotta go pee" Carson announced and walked off from the group.
The others just looked at him and shook their heads. Jeanie and Rodney said goodbye to John, explaining that they still had some packing to do, and that they would see him once they got back.
John was alone for the moment. He took another drink, and decided to listen to the music. It stopped abruptly as Ronon grabbed the mike.
"Hey, listen up everybody" he started, "Gotta little special thing I'd like to do tonight. Going to play a little song for you about the nastiest, freakiest little sex puppet I know... Teyla,"
At this, John dropped his drink and stared at the stage as Teyla came running out of nowhere and into Ronon's arms.
"This one's for you baby. Happy anniversary," Ronon said before devouring Teyla's mouth in a kiss. When they broke apart, he grabbed the mike and started singing his song.
Johnny doesn't know
That Teyla and me
Do it in my van every Sunday!
She tells him she's in church
But she doesn't go
Still she's on her knees and...
Johnny doesn't know
Oh, Johnny doesn't know
So don't tell Johnny cause
Johnny doesn't know
Johnny doesn't know
CUT SCENE: Carson's bathroom detour...
Carson had been trying to find a place to go pee, but stopped when he heard voices on the other side of a hedge.
"I hope we're just as popular in college as we were in high school" the voice of a girl rang out.
"We will. I know it" answered another girl.
Intrigued by what he was hearing, Carson walked over to the hedge and pushed it apart. On the other side, he saw two nude girls leaving a hot tub, and a third still in.
As the two on the outside left to get drinks, Carson decided that this was his best chance of getting laid tonight. He walked through the hedge and jumped into the spa.
"Oops, this isn't where I parked my car" he said looking around, hoping that the blonde would buy his story.
CUT SCENE: Song continuation...
I can't believe
He's so trusting
While I'm right behind you thrusting
Cause Johnny doesn't know
Johnny doesn't know...
CUT SCENE: Back to Carson in the tub...
The blonde did not buy Carson's story at all. Covering her boobs with her arms, she started to leave, telling him, "Carson Beckett, you're a pig!"
"Uhhh... Laura, you should clean that off before you go," Carson said quickly, hoping that he could dupe her into staying longer. It worked.
"Clean what off?" Laura was confused. She had just been in water, what could she possibly have on her that needs to be cleaned off?
"You have a little something on you" came Carson's answer.
"Where?"
"Right there" Carson told her. He had pointed to a place on his own chest to prevent her from freaking out should he try to touch her. "It's like a smudge or something" he continued.
This made Laura unwrap her arms from her boobs, exposing them to Carson's view.
"Where?" she asked again, still not seeing any dirt on her.
"It's like dirt, or something" Carson continued, "Just go like this" he said, rubbing his hand across his own nipple.
Laura had by now been duped into believing him. She took her hand and started rubbing her boob right below the nipple. Carson was enjoying the show.
"Is it off?" Laura asked him.
Not wanting the show to end, Carson lied and said, "No, just keeping rubbing it."
Laura started to rub her boob again, this time all over, trying to get the dirt off.
CUT SCENE: The song again...
I did it with her
On his birthday
Johnny doesn't know
Johnny doesn't know
Johnny doesn't know
Johnny doesn't know
So don't tell Johnny
Cause Johnny doesn't know
CUT SCENE: Carson and Laura in the spa...
"No, it's just not coming off" he told her.
"What is it?" she asked again.
"Maybe it's tree sap or something. Try pinching it" and with this suggestion, Laura proceeded to pinch her boob.
By now, Carson had grown hard. He was enjoying himself, but wanted to touch Laura. "It's still not coming off. Here let me try" he said.
As Carson leaned in towards Laura, and was about to touch her boob, Laura's friends came back with drinks.
"Oh my God, Laura, what are you doing?" one of them asked, looking disgusted with the scene before her.
"This isn't where I parked my car" Carson tried once again.
Laura's friends had had enough. They called over some of the football players that weren't passed out yet to help them.
The football players took the spa cleaning net, slammed Carson's head through the net, and then threw him over the hedge.
When Carson got up, he walked over to John, and in hopes of making himself feel better, decided to make fun of John.
"Great song. This band rocks," he said.
John just nodded, got himself another drink, and chugged it. He had had enough of the party. John and Carson walked over to the car, and John drove them home. Luckily, he didn't hit anything on the way, even being as drunk as he was.
To be continued...
A/N: Sorry, this is going to be a three part beginning explanation of why they all end up going to Europe. I will post the next part as soon as I can.
Again, sorry to keep you waiting.