Konnichiwa! I'm so sorry that I'm always slow in updates. I hope that when I finally update, you all will think that it was worth the wait…! Please bear with me… (bows) Here's 'My Baby, Hisoka' chapter 3! Thank you soo much for all the wonderful reviews and flames and everything! I take them all!

Watari discharged Hisoka and Konoe allowed Tsuzuki to take his partner home early. In fact, he was so surprised about the AGW that he let Tsuzuki and Hisoka get a months vacation.

That was a pretty weird reason to give us so much vacation time… Must be co's he wants 'Soka to rest a lot! Ah, whatever the reason, we get one month off! Yay! No working! Just me and my baby! Tsuzuki grinned sheepishly as he skipped back to the infirmary to get Hisoka.

Upon reaching the infirmary, he was surprised to see a crowd in front of it. Almost the whole of the Shokan Division was there, all peering eagerly into the room at a very confused and scared Hisoka. Man, news travels fast! Tsuzuki rushed forward and tried to make his way through the wall of people blocking his way. While trying to make his way through, he spotted Watari trying to keep the crowd out, preventing them from scaring Hisoka any further.

I've gotta get these people out of here! Tsuzuki will kill me if he sees this! I can imagine him shouting that he only left Bon here for a few minutes and I couldn't even handle that! Oh man! I don't want that! Watari thought frantically Oh my God! That's Tsuzuki! He's trying to get through to kill me! Noooooo!

And Watari the humble, Watari the outcast, Watari the 'calm' doctor/scientist burned with fighting spirit never seen or heard of and pushed the huge crowd (along with a confused and enraged Tsuzuki) out of the infirmary and slammed the door shut. He slid to the ground, panting his ass off (somehow, there's something wrong with this sentence… haha :P ). He turned around to check on Hisoka and the baby looked back at him weirdly but was smiling. Watari smiled in relief.

"Watari, damn it! Open this door NOW!" Tsuzuki's voice was heard while the door looked like it was about to break into pieces due to his um… knocking.

Watari froze in fear. He feared for his safety… and his door. No. Not the door! If the door goes, Tatsumi's gonna kill me! But if I save the door and open it, Tsuzuki's probably gonna kill me! Waaaaa…… why? Why oh why oh why….why me! He looked at Hisoka again when he heard a small voice.

"Tsu… Tsu Tsu Tsu Tsu," Hisoka was pointing his finger at the door while looking at Watari sadly. "Tsu!"

"Bon…," Watari started. "I see. You wanna see Tsuzuki don't you? –sigh- I guess I have no choice". He then proceeded to prepare himself to open the door. In a swift, quick movement, Watari opened the door, pulled Tsuzuki in and closed the door before anyone else could rush in.

"Damn it, Watari!" Tsuzuki yelled when he regained his composure. "What was that about! What's going on here?"

Watari… fell to his knees. He actually did.

"I-I'm sorry, Tsuzuki!" Watari started "I know I couldn't take care of Bon properly in such a short time (why am I repeating my thoughts! Watari scolded himself mentally) but I swear I had nothing to do with all this! They just suddenly came on their own! I swear!"

"Watari, you…"

"Tsu!"

Both men turned abruptly towards the source of the intrusion. Hisoka was staring at Tsuzuki, giggling happily and stretching his arms out towards Tsuzuki, as though he was expecting a big hug from the latter. Tsuzuki smiled at his partner's behaviour and jogged towards him, hugging the child tightly, much to Hisoka's delight.

Oh yeah, and Tsuzuki forgot about Watari. The scientist, on the other hand, quickly made his way to the break room, through the secret passage he made, hoping to find some sweets in order to sweeten Tsuzuki's mood and quench his anger.

Tsuzuki cuddled the baby and ruffled his hair playfully, making Hisoka even happier. Hisoka started playing hide-and-seek again while the older man played along.

I wonder how everyone could've known about Hisoka being like this… I mean, I just found out a few hours ago. Tsuzuki accidentally let his troubled face show, making Hisoka wonder what was wrong. After a while, the baby smiled when he realized what was troubling his partner.

"Tsu! Tsu…!" He had to get his spaced-out partner's attention somehow…

Tsuzuki snapped out of his thoughts and looked at Hisoka. The child was pointing excitedly at the…

"…CCTV!" Tsuzuki screamed. "ah… no wonder…" He slumped his shoulders. But soon, he looked back at Hisoka, smiled and ruffled his hair again. "You… you really do know everything, don't you? You're still amazing, Hisoka." The latter smiled back, blushing slightly.

Ah, such a beautiful moment as the two people looked at each other lovingly… too bad it was all ruined by a foul stench in the air…

"Yuck! What's that? I CAN'T BREATHE!" Tsuzuki screamed to the heavens and he looked like he was trying to push his nose back into his face.

So that's probably why Hisoka was blushing and smiling weirdly…

Yes, Hisoka had pooped.

Muahaha…! Don't kill me though, I just HAD to put this in sometime… I'm so sorry cos I take so dang long to update such short chapters. Like I said… please bear with me. Bless all of you, please review!