I'm back! I know it's been forever. I've had this chapter half way completed for months and finally got the will to complete it. My left is hectic beyond belief this year; I cannot express how sorry I am for the delay.

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Song to listen to: The Sound of Settling by Death Cab for Cutie

A Wonderful Friendship

Chapter 4: Daft Birds and the Color Green

Pick up Line:

Person #1: Can I borrow a quarter?

Person #2: What for?
Person #1: I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girlguy of my dreams.

Walking into a crowded room, a blond hair boy's chocolate brown eyes searched the crowds for a stunning brunette, who happened to be his best friend. Peering over to corner he saw the previously mentioned girl talking animatedly with an older version of herself.

Making his way over to them, he watched the speed of her mouth as it rapidly spit out remarks to the woman across from her. The elder brunette replied in the same manner, adding in a few hand movements for affect.

Nearing them, he tuned into their conversation.

"You daft bird, the lemon squares are so better than the apple tarts!"

"If anyone here is a daft bird that would be you, my darling daughter, everyone knows that apple tarts beat lemon squares any day"

The blonde chuckled silently to himself before stepping behind the younger brunette. Motioning to the girl's mother, he silently told her not to alert her daughter of his presence.

Stopping the middle of the young woman's rant, he placed his hands over her eyes stating:

"Guess who?"

Turning around in his grip, she enveloped him into a large hug while crying out in glee

"Logan!"

"Rory!" he cried out in return, mockingly

"You're here!" the aforementioned Rory stated joyously, bouncing around happily in his grip, laughing in delight. Laughing along with her he choked out:

"What? Did you seriously think I would miss my best friend's birthday! If so, then you are most certainly the daft bird here!"

"Ohh, I guess you heard that, didn't you?" Rory groaned in displeasure

"Oh, goody! Then you can help us Logan, which tastes better? The lemon squares or the apple tarts?" butted in Lorelei

"Apple tarts, of course!" Logan passionately cried out

"Hah! Told you so Rory!" Lorelei stated while commencing her victory dance

"You betrayed me! How dare you!" dramatically stated Rory.

"Who betrayed you Love? I shall regain your honor for you!" joined in an inebriated Finn

"Him!" said Rory, as she pointed at Logan

Finn started to make his way, slightly swaggering due to the affects of the alcohol he had consumed, however, another voice made its way into the conversation

"Leave my poor comrade alone, for he has done no harm than telling the simple truth!" cried out a fervent Colin

The three men went on bickering amongst themselves when unbeknownst to them, the women whom which their discussion was of, had meandered off with her perky blonde friend, Stephanie.

"So you think they noticed that we left?" questioned Stephanie

"Nahh, I'd give them five more minutes." replied Rory

"Sounds, reasonable to me."

Silence ensured

"Anything interesting happen in Stars Hollow?"

"Anything interesting happen at boarding school?" Rory asked in response to Stephanie's question

"Well, actually…" Stephanie squirmed in discomfort

"Steph, you don't have to worry about anything, I promise I won't be mad at you," comforted Rory

"I know ex-boyfriends are off limits and all, but I really like Colin, he's just so nice and courteous and…"

"You like him! It's about time!" Rory interrupted

"So you fine with it? I thought we promised each other we would never go out with each other's exes."

"Yeah, but Colin's different, we parted on good terms, not because we had a fight or anything, we're still good friends so it's not like there would be any discomfort around each other."

"Phew, you have no idea how much better that makes me feel, but it doesn't really matter anyway, he doesn't like me back, he likes some girl named Juliet or something."

"Steph, he'd have to be out of his mind not to like you, I'm positive, that as soon as he grows up he'll realize."

"Oh great, now he'll never like me" groaned Stephanie before breaking out into a fit of giggles. Rory soon joined her.

"I mean who does she think she is? She just prances in here and expects us all to bow down to her! I mean seriously, she's already got Tristan eating out of her hand!" ranted a furious Paris to her lackeys: Madeline and Louise. Suddenly, Paris' demeanor changed from incensed to charming and kind:

"So, would you two like to study with me tomorrow?" she questioned Madeline and Louise

"Tomorrow! Isn't that Saturday?" questioned Louise

"Yes, it is" answered Paris

"Then no." answered Madeline in a no nonsense tone. However, Madeline's reply did not hinder Paris. She continuously pestered the duo for the next forty-five minutes until Louise finally spoke up:

"Isn't that Rory over there?"

"Well! Color me surprised! It is Rory!" cried out Paris in fake excitement

"Isn't she talking to that Vanderbilt girl?" questioned Madeline

"Wow, Madeline, for the first time I think that you may be correct. Who does she think she is talking to them?"

Paris made her way over to the blue-eyed brunette, clearing a path with her smoldering glare, causing the elite of Hartford to jump of the intimidating blonde's way. However, unbeknownst to the blonde, the object of her desire, Tristan DuGray, was also on his way over to the third Lorelei.

The brunette on the receiving end of the glare noticed the two blondes making their way towards her and made a quick dash for and escape, grabbing her friends along with her.

Making her way to the back exit of the large house, she shooed her large posse through the servants' door. Accidentally, the tall Finn, hit his head on the door frame:

"Ow!"

"Shh, be quiet Finn! We have to get out of here before we're attacked!" whispered an intoxicated Rory.

"Demons! Where? Do not fear my damsel in distress, I shall protect you!"

"Psh, not even you can protect me from Paris and Tristan! They're the offspring of Lucifer!"

The teenagers walked off into the night, their once swaggering walks straight from years of practice. Unknown to them, they had avoided the leak of Rory's true reputation.

In the distance you could hear the slurred speech of the adolescents:

"Heh! Your pants fell down!"

"Wait are those frogs on your boxers!"

"Eww! Those aren't boxers!"

Please Review!

raspberrysorbet34: Thanks, sorry about that. I haven't seen the Wizard of Oz since the seventh or eight grade.

ilovebuttfacedmiscreants: Rory went to boarding school. Also, this story follows the show from the beginning. Therefore, Rory is currently in 11th grade in this story.

GGmadness2006 and iceqween: I have an idea similar to that, however not completely the same because many other stories have taken that root and I am trying to make my story as original as possible (for fan fiction that is ;) )

Tenshi-Tsubasa201: PDLD stands for Punch Drunk Love Duo

poembaby89- Thanks for the idea, but I'm not to huge on guy fights, especially since I know from experience that having guys fight over you is not all it is pictured to be.

starburst5509- I agree completely with you. I personally love PDLDs, but I feel that it would not be right for this story.

DarkWolfYingFa- Did that answer your question?

sparxx27- Thanks! I'm kinda in love with this story too ;)

just call me fred- Thank you for respecting my opinion as an author, that means a lot, Its not something often found on this site. As for whether or not Finn will be in this story, that is a definite yes. I love that man.

strawberrigashes- Thanks! Neither can I. (Just Kidding)

Insane and Logical- I love your pen name. It's hilarious

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falloutboylover17-Thanks! By the way, I love fall out boy too!

Coffee91- Thanks for the idea, but I believe I'm going to go my own way…

ago spero- your not alone anymore. I believe there is about four or five of you for PDLD

Treenuh- Thanks for the idea, maybe I'll put that into play, but I'm not to sure

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