SSAHC: Hi peoples! How's it goin'? I'm glad you're back! I feel like making MD do da disclaimer this time… Oh. That secret. CI said she was going to marry Wakka!

CI: NOOOOOOOO!111one

SSAHC: YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!111one

MD: Haha! SSAHC doesn't own Kingdom Hearts or anything already copyrighted.

CI: THAT WAS ALL ON A DARE!

Wakka: And mon. What a dare, ya?

Sora: Ya. Wait! You don't belong here! GO AWAY!

Riku: I'm in love with fried chicken!

SSAHC: Oh, yeah. My brother and a friend came up with that! It's originally "I'm in love with a stripper". You know that song, right? I mean, who doesn't? Well… I didn't…

Ansem: ON WITH DA FIC! PLEASE!

SSAHC: Wait. I just relized something! I could have just ended the fic by the first chapter by having Larxene just pick up some ice-cream at Mc. Donalds. Oh well. I just like you guys and this story too much! ON WITH DA FIC!

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Chapter two: WHAAAAAT AM I SIIINGINGGGGG? SIIIIIMMMMBAAAAA!

(Like the movie opening song! Only less carbohydrates!)

-Where we last left everyone. Where ever that was…-

"As I was saying," said Larxene, before she was so rudely interrupted by yours truly, "TO THE PRIDE LANDS!"(That was the idea of my first reviewer. The only one before I started this second chapter.)

"Whyyyyyyyy?" asked Roxas.

"Becaurse, I say so! Also cuz' the authoress says so too…"(Yes. "Becaurse". Not "Because", "Becaurse".)

"Whyyyyyyyy?"

Larxene made a mental note to get back at Roxas at the next stop. And she knew how.

-At the Pride Lands (Because the authoress is too lazy to tell the whole trip there.)-

There was a bright flash in the cave at Pride Rock. And a lioness appeared. Luckily, no lion was there. This lion had yellow fur and these two strands of VERY long fur standing up like antennas. Her back claws were white, while her front claws were bright yellow. She had electric-blue eyes. She looked around as another flash of light appeared and Roxas appeared. Larxene's idea of revenge was to keep him in his original form.

"LARXENE! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS!" He shouted.

"Because…" She answered. Mimicking his voice.

"CHANGE ME BACK!" He roared. (OMG! I JUST relized, as I was writing that, that it sounds SO stupid. Because he's NOT a lion in a lion world and he "roared" it!)

"Catch me first!" Said Larxene as she sprinted off. I think we can all agree that she SO lost the idea of her quest. Which was the idea of the fic. O.o Wait. I wasn't sposta' say that. Was I?

"Nope. Not really." Said Roxas as he raced past. Oh. Okay. I'll just keep quiet.

"Much apreaciated!" Oh SHUT. UP.

Back to the story…

"HAHAHAHAHAAAAA! YOU SO CAN'T CATCH ME!" Yelled a taco-high Larxene. Yes. Taco-high. Sugar-high is just to over used. I'm coming up with my own something-high sayings! "SHUT UP!" Fine. beep.

Well, the whole chase ended up with both of them in the jungle.

"In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight! I can't here you Larx!" Sang Roxas. The last part he said to Larx.

"A-whimbowa, a-whimbowa, a-whimbowa, a-whimbowa…" Larx dully added in. This was because she was sick of it. Just as things looked as if they couldn't get any worse…

They did.

Simba appeared and pounced on Roxas. Hm… Maybe things WERE looking up. To Larxene, that is.

"Uh… Nice kitty… Niiiiice flesh-eating kitty…" Said Roxas as his doom was decending upon him. "Larx, help me out here…"

"Sigh… I guess if I HAVE to…" she said and turned to Simba.

"He's with me. Sorry about that. As much as I want to see him eaten alive, I've got to keep him alive…" said Larxene.

"Yeah, yeah… And… Uh…" said Roxas, trying to come up with something. "I… uh… know Sora! Yeah. That's it… I know Sora!"

"Really? How's Sora doing? Haven't seen him in awhile." Said Simba. "Oh. No time for that… Me and the pride need help. We have this HUGE monster problem."

"Probably heartless…" said Roxas. "Fine. If we have to…"

So they went to battle. Roxas got his Keyblade out and started squeaking (as my mom puts it.) while getting rid of heartless. Larxene slashed at heartless with her yellow claws. Her claws were yellow because even though she was a lioness, she still could use thunder. So every time she hit a heartless, they got electrocuted.

After the battle, everyone got together at Pride Rock. Simba was giving a big speech on how greatful how things happened. Larxene was scratching drawings in the sand while Roxas was sitting there, picking his nose.

"Roxas," Larx hissed, "Stop picking your nose!"

"I'm not! I'm scratching my brain." He took his finger out of his nose anyway.

"Hey." He said as he examined his finger. "What's this?"

"Just flick it off your finger."

Roxas didn't listen. He put his finger in his mouth and ate it. (That was a scene from the movie "The Benchwarmers" that I saw today. I had it stuck in my head!)

"And as a thank you to the ones who helped most, Larxene and Roxas, anything they want." Concluded Simba.

"I wan-" Larx slapped a hand, um PAW, over Roxas's mouth.

"We would like all the sugar baised items you have." She said.

"What's sugar?" Asked Nala. (Yeah. We had to get her in here SOME time…)

If they could, Larxene and Roxas would have anime-stile faint. But, since this ISN'T a manga, they couldn't.

"I have a request! I want everyone here to say 'Kazoo' when I count to three." Said Roxas.

"One… Two… THREE!"

"KAZOO!" roared everyone.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAA! Oh. My. Slushies (instead of "Oh. My. God!)! That was SO funny!" said a VERY amused Roxas.

-Somewhere in space-

"Remind me to NEVER go there again." Said Larxene.

"Oookay!" said Roxas.

"Now… Where can we find sugar?"

"Um… Larxy? Do you think I'm too old to go trick-or-treating this year? Durring Halloween?"

"You don't act too old to be." She said. "Now be quiet. I'm trying to think."

"Good. I don't wanna miss out on any candy. I'm going to watch 'The Nightmare Before Christmas"."

"What's that?" She asked.

"It's this document on something that happened in 1993. It's about Jack, while he battled Oogie and the sugar-high kids. Those three kids that steal all of the candy from Halloween Town. It's a real story!" said Roxas..

"Oh. That's nice." She said.

"I know where to go!" she exclaimed after about an hour of thinking. "We should go to Travers Town!(Anime stile fall right here!)"

-At Travers Town-

"Hey." Said Larxy to the vender. "Give me ALL of your sugar baised items."

There was SO many items, Roxas and Larxy needed FIVE gummi ships to carry it all. The total was 100 munny, with tax.

"Man. Stuff's just too cheep these days." Said Larxy.

-Back at Castle Oblivin-

"Ah… Nice to be home!" said Larxy. As she walked to down the halls to find Axel, she was hit by a water-balloon.

"WTF?" she said as she looked up.

Up there floating, with water-balloons in their hands, were Xaldin and Xigbar. Xigbar with his weird way of just floating there, and Xaldin with the power to command wind.

She was met with two more balloons.

As she walked on, she heard someone singing. And playing, what sounded like, a guitar.

It was Demyx. He was singing, "Oh… That's what I'll do, dollar menu!" (I've been hearing that add ONE to many times…)

Larxy decided not to ask.

Just then, Roxas rushed towards her.

"I found Axel." He said.

-By the Pool-

Axel was standing by the edge of the pool. He had, a snorkel, fins, goggles, water-wings, nose plug to go under the huge goggles, a floating tire around his waist, and swim trunks that had bunnies on them.

"Okay." Said Axel. "You can do this Axel. You CAN do this. It's just water, it can't hurt you. Sure. You COULD drown, but that won't happen."

He got ready to leap. Buuuuut… At the last minute…

He ran.

Since he went into the locker room, only Roxas could follow.

He found Axel curled up in a fetal position in a locker.

"Hey. Axel." Axel looked.

Great, thought Roxas, now to put what Larxy told me to do into action.

"I have this candy and was wondering if you wanted some."

"I can't." Said Axel. "I'm not allowed to. I don't know why, though…"

"Oh, but this is SPECIAL candy. It can help you swim. It won't make you hyper." Said Roxas.

"Well… Okay!" said Axel as he shovled all the candy into his mouth.

Just then, his puples reduced to tiny dots. Smaller than ants. WAY smaller. He started to twitch.

The thing is, this happened just one minute after he got the sugar. So since nothing happened right away, Roxas had walked away. Thinking nothing had happened.

-In the pool room-

"Nothing happened, Larxy." Said Roxas.

"Oh… Darn. All that for nothing. Hey. Wanna play go-fish with Luxord?" she said.

"Okay… Only if he doesn't turn me into a card or die every time I lose… It's gives me a cramp." And they walked off.

-Destiny Island-

A girl was sitting there, drawing in a scetch book. No, this wasn't Namine.

"Hey, (helecopter flies by), how's it going?" said Sora.

"I told you, you HAVE to call me Shadow!" the girl said, waving her pencil in a thretining manner. Suddenly, she froze.

"What's wrong?" asked Riku (fangirls from around the globe could be heard fainting cuz' of his appearance in this fic.).

"I just got this bad feeling. It's like all of hell is going to break loose. And, it has something to do with my preasious Axel." Said Shadow.

"Are you sure about that?" Asked Kairi.

"I don't know… Either that, or the ten year old taco I ate earlier today's coming back to haunt me… If you know what I mean." She said.

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SSAHC: That's it. I thought it was pretty good. Ooo! Cliffy! Oh, CELEBRATION! This chapter was FIVE whole pages long. Oh. HAPPY EASTER/yawns/ oh. It's like… uh… 12:00 right now, so I'm pretty tired. I'm gonna go to bed now… Night. Or morning. Whatever it is…

CI: Since tomorrow… or today… whatever. It's Saturday, going into Sunday. SSAHC's gonna do a special for Easter, so be sure to review.

MD: No big flames. No cursing either.

Sora: I'm so tired.

SSAHC: Zzzzzz… /already asleep./

MD: Oh, I wanna know why KH2 was so easy. SS finished it in… like… litarly two days.

Riku: Plus the fact that she was sleep diprived for that time… Plus, it was spring break. No school.

Ansem: Bye and happy Easter. AND… Review!

Axel: Memorize it!

Everyone else, not SS, though, she's alseep: -.-;;;

4/15/06-4/16/06