SSAHC: Hey and welcome! Glad you're back! I'm SO lonely… Whah.

Sora: You know something? During every SINGLE chapter that SS wrote for this, or anything else, she was listing to the radio during the whole time.
Riku: Yah. Some songs are getting old… Nah!

CI: SS doesn't own Kingdom Hearts or anything copyrighted or the "OMGWTFBBQ" gag. One of the things that she DOES own is the saying "AHH! THE ROOT-BEER!" and "Root-beer is evil and will someday take over da world.". Her brother and his friend owns "I'm in love with fried chicken." But the person who wrote the original, "I'm in love with a stripper", owns the… well… the original. Her brother also owns the joke "You wanna fry with that?", ending in the person who said "yes" to get a SINGLE fry. He also owns the chicken nuggets with "chocolate sauce" gag. Which is very stupid, inappropriate, and funny.

MD: THEY GET THE FRIGGEN' POINT! What did I do to end up with these losers? WHAT!

Ansem: Uh… Um… /does the chicken dance./ ON WITH DA FIC!

Riku: 9.9

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Chapter three: What da HELL is with this "OMGWTFBBQ" gag!

-In Castle Oblivion-

Xemnas had entered the changing room for the pool. He was planning on swimming because he was training for the Olympics. He had COMPLETELY forgotten what he was there for when he was met with a BAD sight. The locker room was in COMPLETE shambles. Water objects everywhere, stuff burning, water everywhere. But then he remembered what he wanted. After all, he didn't give a damn if everyone was on fire.

He went to his locker to get his swim trunks. When he opened the door, he found that his trunks were ripped, his shampoo was smeared everywhere, his condioner had the same fate, his goggles were snapped in half (Those little ones that only cover your eyes.), he even saw a small flame on his towel.

"WHO THE HELL DID THIS! THEY WILL PAY!" He shouted. He then stopped and thought for awhile.

"But first," he concluded, "I think I'll get some doughnuts."

-In the hall-

Zexion was transfixed with the floor. Well, it wasn't exactly the floor that had his attention. It was what was ON it. There was a black cloak. Zexion looked a bit farther and saw a black shoe. After that came a black glove. Then a black shirt. Then the other shoe and glove. Finally, a pair of black pants.

"Who in the worlds runs around in their boxers?" he questioned. Just then, he heard something move behind him. He turned around.

"What are you DOING Axel!" shouted Zexion. "Put some proper clothes on!"

Axel only grinned a maniac grin.

As the camera moves away, a ear spitting scream can be heard. Then a clunk and the sound of something being dragged away.

-Destiny Island-

Soar and Riku were competing. Again. Kairi and Shadow were talking about where to go for a mini trip for the day because it was spring break. In Destiny's school, break lasts two weeks instead of one.

"Well… I say we go somewhere REALLY fun. Cuz' SOMEONE spent half the break playing his new video game." Said Shadow.

"Yeah. Plus. We were forced to clean our houses because of 'spring cleaning'." Said Kairi.

The boys were competing to see who could eat the most peeps (those colored-sugar covered marshmallows) without barfing them back up. They had a lot of the peeps because it was just after Easter, and you know how stores sell holiday stuff cheep AFTER the holiday? That's why. They would do ANYTHING to compete with each other. Shadow was drawing random things while Kairi was giving her ideas.

"I know! We'll go to the mall!" shouted Kairi.

"Meyh… Better then nothing…" answered Shadow.

"MO! MO!" shouted Riku. Well. The best he could through a mouthful of peeps. He was really saying 'NO! NO!'. But not like you couldn't have guessed that…

Shadow stopped what she was doing and just stared into space.

"I got this REALLY bad felling… This time, it has something to do with Axel, Xemnas, and Demyx… And our candy!" she said.

"Moh muh mahahoih." Said Sora. He really meant 'You're just paranoid.'.

-At the castle-

"Got any fives?"

"Sigh… Yes…"

"HAHAHAAAAA! I WIN! Now… for your prize…"

"Larxy, help me out here!"

"I told you not to call me Larxy, Roxas!"

"But Luxord's gonna turn me into a card! I DON'T WANNA BE A CARD!"

"Too late!" Shouted Luxord as he turned Roxas into a card. Larxene was smart enough to not play. So she just watched.

"Sucker." She said, and then went back to her newspaper. The headline was 'Local boy of Destiny Island passes out from too much sugar! Friend just laughs in his face while throwing-up!'

Guess.

-In some random room in the castle-

"Hmhmmmhhm… Making a sandwich, making a sandwich, hmhmmmhhm, making a sandwich!" sang Demyx as he was… well… making a sandwich.

-I think we can conclude that were in the kitchen, back to da story-

"Hi Demyx." Said an 'all-to-familiar' figure.

"Oh. Hey Axel. Say, could you hand me the mustard? Oh. And put something proper on." Said Demyx. He then went back to his sandwich.

Clunk.

Demyx never got that mustard. DUN DUN DUUUUUUN!

Oh. That SO spoiled the mood.

-Back at DI-

"Unnn…" moaned Sora. "What happened?"

"Glad you're okay! You passed out after you got to peep one-thousand." Said Shadow. "But after you passed out, Riku started barffing. So, it's a tie."

"Thanks for telling him." Said Riku. It was obvious on how sarcastic he was.

"No problem-o!" said Shadow.

"GUYS!" shouted Kairi as she came running in. "SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAS HAPPENED!"

"What? Did the apple beat the cinnamon to the Apple Jacks? (It's this cereal. You need to see the commercial to get the joke.)" joked Shadow.

"NO! SOMEONE STOLE ALL THE EASTER CANDY!"

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SSAHC: Hehehe! Ooo. Wait. Cliffy. Darn. Anyway… You know da drill! Review! No big flames or cursing! Oh, the offer for being in this still stands! You gotta look in previous chapters, though…

MD: That's cuz' you're so LAZY.

CI: Zzzzzzz… Hehe. Leon in a tutu. Zzzzzzzz…

Sora: O.o Oooookaaaaay…

Riku: So what? There's worse! Someone actually made a CidxMalificent crack…

Ansem: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAA! REVIEW!

Axel: Memorize it!

MD: You know? That's getting kinda getting old, Axel…

4/17/2006