IMPORTANT: I DON'T OWN ANYTHING.
If you didn't read the introduction (first chapter), you should, it's important.
The Strangeness Of Emily
Chapter 16: A Romantic Night
One day Eric and Emily were walking down I-75. Amazingly, they didn't get run over by any cars. As soon as they reached the Drake Hotel, Emily became very sad and screamed at Dan who was a valet.
Then Ali came along and Emily punched him in the nose. After that, she and Eric left for a romantic night in the park. Genevieve had broken up with Eric just a few weeks before, and already Emily and Eric were back together. Emily had decided that Nick was not really her type and dumped him. Which brings up the fact that somehow she elimated her jail sentence in some mysterious way. Anyway, pretty soon she ditched him for a clarinet player, but they often are thought of as gay if they play clarinets, guys. And secretly, this guy was only four years old (maybe he was born on a leap year?) and shiny. Sometimes he was even a shoe. But that clarinet guy never told Emily that. So she ran, even if she didn't know all this, maybe she really thought long and hard about that clarinet factor. But as a last remark of the night with this guy, she stuttered, "The sky is falling," and whispered goodnight.