Chapter 3:
Ed blinked and looked around at his surroundings, holding the little remote in his hands. "Omg! It's a teleporter!!" Ed said, reffering to the remote.
Roy scratched his head. "I'm not so sure."
Al was still asleep, not aware of his suroundings. He rolled over and bumped into a tree making him wake up. "Huh? Brother?" he said blinking, not sure where he was. A snake fell from the tree and landed on his head just as he sat up, the snake starring him right in the face. "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! SNAKE!!! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!" Al yelled running around in circles. "I DON'T LIKE THIS HAT BROTHER!!" he yelled.
Roy snapped his fingers and torched the snake. "Well, there's our dinner." he said picking up the burnt snake.
Al sighed, releived the snake was off. He stuck his noes in the air and sniffed. "Does anybody smell burnt chicken?" he asked.
Ed's eyes grew wide and pointed at Al. "Alphonse! Your head's on fire!!"
"Oh! Ouch! Ouch! Put it out! Put it out!" Al yelled running around in circles again.
Ed ran over and pushed Al in the nearest body of water.
Al sighed in releif.
Roy sat on a boulder and thought for awhile. "Well now we're stuck in a jungle."
"Better than that white room. Al and I can survive just fine in the wild. Right Al?" said Ed.
Al blinked. "But brother. This place has wild animals unlike Yock Island!" he said looking around.
Roy gathered up some sticks, btranches, and logs. "Me and Al will set up the shelter. Ed, you get some food."
"Why do I have to get the food?" Ed asked annoyed.
"Because it will keep you away from me for awhile!" he said then waved at Ed as if saying 'see ya!'
Ed stuck out his tongue and walked off.
Al sat on the ground, holding a stick and a giant leaf. "So how do we put all of this together?" he asked, waving the leaf like a fan.
Roy pointed at him. "That's why you're here! You're going to use alchemy!"
Al blinked. "Oh yeah!" he said and clapped his hands making a little hut. "How's that?" he asked.
Roy examined it. "Hmm...I want it bigger!" he said stretching out his arms.
Al nodded. "Ok...I'll need more branches."
Roy gathered some more sticks, branches, logs, and leaves and put them in a pile next to the small hut.
Al clapped his hands and made a bigger hut, twice the size of the first.
"Bigger!" Roy said.
"What!?"
"I said I want it bigger!" said Roy, sitting on a rock, examining the hut.
Al sweatdropped. "How big do you want this thing anyway?"
"Big enough so I can keep my distance from Fullmetal!" he said walking inside the hut.
Al squinted his eyes at Roy when he wasen't looking then transmuted a door, locking Roy inside.
"Hey! HEY!! Let me out!!" Roy yelled, banging on the stone door.
"Heh heh heh heh..." Al snickered.
Meanwhile, Ed was walking through the wilderness searching for food. "This just like when we were training for teacher!" he said sighing. He walked a little more, pushing through bushes and branches until he met a tiger right in the face. "Oh my...heh heh...hello!" he said to the tiger.
The tiger sniffed him then roared in his face, tiger slobber splatting all over his face. Obviously, Ed smelled like fresh meat to the tiger.
Ed gulped and backed away slowly then started yelling his head off. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S GONNA EAT ME!!!!!" he yelled, running as fast as he can.
The tiger wasen't easy to get rid of. It was right on Ed's tail and closing in.
"I'm gonna die!!" Ed yelled, then tripped. "Oh no!" he rolled over and saw the tiger was right above him. "EEP!!"
There was a sound of brustling in the trees then a tarzan like yell, but it was a female voice. A girl with long blond hair came swooping down on a vine and kicked the tiger off of Ed. The tiger cried in pain and ran off. "Good riddance!" the girl said then looked down at Ed. "Geez, Ed! Do I have to save your butt all the time?"
Ed blinked. "Winry?"