Chapter 6:

Ed, Al, and Winry continued to run, the jungle tribe close behind.

"CAN SOMEONE HELP ME HERE!?" Ed yelled as he dragged Roy along. "DAMMIT COLONEL!! WAKE UP!!" he yelled.

At that moment, Roy's eyes snapped open. "Huh? What happened?" he said confused, still being dragged.

"Never mind what happend! Get your ass up and run!!!" he yelled, the tribe was inching closer.

Roy's eyes grew wide. "Ah! I forgot!!" he said quickly standing up and ran.

Ed sighed. "Finally!" he said and picked up the pace.

Al looked behind him, seeing that Ed and Roy were falling behind. "Winry, maybe we should slow down and wait for brother and the co--"

"ARE YOU CRAZY!?" Winry interupted. "KEEP RUNNING, ALPHONSE!!" she yelled and grabbed Al's hand to make him run faster.

Roy finally caught up with Winry and Al. "Thanks for not waiting for us!!!" he said angrily.

Al sweatdropped. "Sorry, Colonel! I wanted to wait for you but..."

Winry stopped and looked behind her, along with Al and Roy stopping as well. "I think we lost them!" she said huffing and puffing, no longer seeing the tribe behind them.

Al blinked. "WHERE'S BROTHER!!!??"

Meanwhile...

Ed was being dragged off by the tribe, struggling to get free. "Let me go! Listen! I didn't steal those rats! It was my idiot friend! Go capture him!!!" he said, trying to sound as calm as possible.

One of the tribe members started speaking to him in another language.

Ed blinked. "Ok, let me make this clear...YOOOOUUUUU...GOOOTT...THEEE...WRROOOONG...GUUUUYYY..." he said slowly, hoping they would understand.

The tribe finally came to what looked like a little village. At the head of the village, there was a wooden throne and a feather crown. The tribe set Ed in the throne and placed the crown on his head. Mubasa! the chief yelled and the rest of the tribe bowed before Ed.

Ed looked around confused. "Oooook...Listen! I'm not your king or your God or anything!" he said standing up but two strong men pushed him back down into his seat. Ed sweatdropped when he saw the looks on their faces. "I guess it won't hurt to stay awhile, right?" he said and laughed nervously.

Two village girls came up to him and started painting designs on his face.

Ed sighed. Those three better realize that I'm missing! he thought angrily.

"Edward!?" Ed heard a familliar voice.

Ed blinked and looked up. "T-Teacher!!?" he said surprised, seeing Izumi tied to a poll like she was about to be roasted.

Izumi talked as loudly as she could over the chanting. "Edward, listen to me! These people think you are a god trapped in a human body. When the drums stop they'll kill you to release you from your mortal prison." she said quickly as the tribe started to carry her off.

Ed blinked. "WHAT!!? WAIT A MINUTE!! Teacher, how did you get here!?"

Izumi growled. "Forget me, Ed! Just get out of here!" she said before she was taken away somewhere else.

Meanwhile...

Al, Roy, and Winry were retracing their foots steps, looking for Ed.

"HOW COULD WE LOOSE HIM!?" Al yelled, worried for his brother.

Roy groaned. "How should I know? He was right behind me! Maybe he's too short to keep up with those scrawny legs!" he said, walking infront of both Al and Winry.

Al had a vein popping out of his head but his eyes were watery. "That's not funny!! Something bad could've happened to him! And I'm going to tell him that you called him short!!" Al threatened.

"Like I care!!" Roy said sticking out his tongue at Al.

Al couldn't take it anymore. "THAT'S IT!!! COME HERE AND FACE ME, COLONEL!!!"

Roy smirked. "Glad to!" he said, pulling out his gloves.

Winry bonked them both on the head. "WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP!? THIS ISEN'T THE TIME!!!" she yelled, also worried about Ed.

Both Al and Roy groaned and continued walking till they came up to two of the villagers.

Al laughed nervously. "Oh...heh heh...hello! I think you and your people captured my brother. We would like him back please!"

One of the villagers yelled something at Al and pointed his sphere at him.

"Ah!" Al yelled and hid behind Wrinry.

Roy stepped up to them. "Listen my kind sir...You have someone inportant to us and we would like him back!"

Al nodded in agreement.

Simen clicky licky! the other villager yelled so loud that Al, Roy, and Winry had to cover their ears. Soon they were all surrounded by the tribe that was chasing them earlier.

Al gulped. "I don't think we're welcome here..." he said nervously.

"You think?" Roy said getting his gloves ready.

Winry blinked. "No, don't burn them, colonel!! That would only make them angrier!!" she said irritably.

Roy groaned. "Now what?"

Meanwhile...

Ed was still sitting in his throne being fanned by giant leaves and feed grapes. He wasen't enjoying himself very much though. What am I gonna do? Was what teacher said true? Are they gonna kill me because they think I'm a god in human form? he thought. One of the women gave him what looked like a staff with feathers on it. He looked at it awkwardly and just held on to it.

Ed looked up and saw the tribe bringing forth three people tied to polls. He gasped seeing that it was Al, Roy, and Winry. He slid down in his chair, as if hoping they won't see him.

Al looked up and saw Ed sitting in the throne, holding a feather staff, wearing a feather crown, and his face was painted awkwardly. It had 3 pairs of eyes painted on his cheek and a pair painted over his eyelids. "BROTHER! Brother, I'm so happy to see you're ok!!" he said happily.

Winry and Roy looked up at him as well. Roy tried holding back his laughter from how goofy Ed looked.

Ed didn't say a word. Instead, he stood up and walked to them and examined them. He then started speaking to the chief of the tribe, which neither Al, Roy, nor Winry could understand what he was saying, and said Mon licky licky!

In response, the tribe yelled MON LICKY LICKY!!

Ed hurried next to Al. "Save me!!" he whispered and the tribe carried the three off.

"WAIT BROTHER!! WHAT DID YOU SAY TO THEM!? EEEEDDDDD!!!!!" Al yelled as they were carried off across to a bridge.