Okay, this is the second and last chapter. I hope everyone thinks this is funny. AS SOON as i post this im going to work on my other two fics but i had to finish this first, i hope you enjoy!
P.S. The ending will only be funny if you have seen/read "Yakitate!! Japan!"
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When Joe got home that night, the other three boys sat down to talk about what they had came up with.
"What do you think Joe?" Izzy asked, Joe was sweating.
"You guys are CRAZY! How can you possibly think of selling something like this?!"
Izzy shook his head. "It's not the stupidest thing ever. Like anti depressants with side effects of suicidal thoughts? Or how about sleep medicine with a side effect of insomnia?"
"But those are things that everyone deals with! No one has ever heard of Male pregnancy!"
Izzy then showed Joe the Fanfiction.
"SERIOUSLY? THERE ARE THAT MANY PEOPLE WHO THINK THIS COULD HAPPEN?!"
The three boys nodded. "Apparently so. I say we make this, we need the money Joe."
Tai looked at Izzy. "Whats going on? I didn't know you NEEDED money."
Izzy nodded sadly. "People found out Joe was gay and... they took away his scholarship."
"Your kidding me!" Tai yelled in anger, as Joe lowered his head.
Izzy started thinking. "I've got an idea how this could work, but all of us will work hard, is everyone in?"
Everyone nodded.
"Okay then, Tai, you will have the easiest job. You need to come up with a name for the pill. The rest of our jobs are going to be harder."
3 months later...
"I can't believe this! We actually get to try and get our product on the market!" Izzy said, as he looked at the others enter the court room. He looked at Matt. "Are you ready?"
Matt looked like he wanted to punch him.
"I hate you... but yes I'm ready."
"Matt you agreed remember?!"
"Yes... but I didn't know your Idea was THIS."
"All rise" The bailiff said to the court room. "Honorable Judge Genni presiding please rise."
The old judge walked in and sat behind the desk.
"So boys," The Judge said, "You want to sell male birth control? I assume you mean stop the production of semen right?"
"No your honor." Izzy said. "It is so that males won't get pregnant."
The judge nearly fell over. "MALES CANNOT GET PREGENENT!"
Izzy motioned to Matt, he came and took the microphone.
"Your honor, I'm pregnant."
There was an uproar in the courtroom.
"ORDER!" The judge said. "Can you prove this?"
"Yes. I can have any kind of test to prove it."
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They took Matt to the hospital, and sure enough, they found the hormone that tells your pregnant. They went back to the court, and the judge looked confused.
"I don't get it but... It's obvious somehow males CAN become pregnant, so... Stores will start selling the drug Immediately! What's it called?"
Tai stood up and smiled. "Protection Everlasting Nothing Is Safer. P.E.N.I.S."
"Okay, I'm going to go get me some P.E.N.I.S.! I don't want to end up pregnant!"
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The guys got home and had a big party.
"I can't believe it worked!"
Tai looked confused.
"But what exactly did you do again?"
"Well," Joe said, "I broke into the hospital and stole a bottle of the hormone that a woman releases when shes pregnant, and before the hearing, I gave it to Matt. Now they think he is pregnant."
"That's smart, but what happens when in Nine months there is no baby?"
"Heh. Matt, you want to tell Tai the news?"
Matt nodded and turned to Tai.
"Joe is going to do the 'Delivery' and... Your sister has agreed to be a serigt mother, She is going to have my baby.. of course it was artificially inseminated, but the point is, we will be in the same room, and we will just say it came out of me! We will have then fooled!"
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Nine months later...
Their plan went off without a hitch. Kari had Matt's son, which he named Kazuma. P.E.N.I.S. Is the number one birth control in the world thanks to rabid fan girls who bought the pills for their boyfriends. Of course it doesn't do anything to them.
Tai and Matt are closer than ever, now 18, living in a mansion with Joe and Izzy. They made so much money off of their P.E.N.I.S. That they don't have to work. They just stay home all day and watch Kazuma, their little pride and joy. And now they live happily ever after...
16 years later...
"What kind of bread have you made now, Kazuma?" Matt asked.
"I believe it is the best ever made!" He said confidently. Matt looked skeptical.
"I'm afraid to eat it. I may have a reaction."
"Pleeeease? Daddy?"
Matt sighed. "Cheater."
Matt took a bite and... his body went crazy. Then his stomach started growing.
"YES! IT WORKED!" Kazuma said, "MY BREAD THAT WILL MAKE ANYONE PREGNANT!"
"DAMN YOU KAZUMA!!!!"
The End xD
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