…What the hell am I getting myself into with this guy?

So yeah, I'm not good with words, but I guess that I have to keep this log-thing because my Captain wants all parts of his adventure recorded so his adventures can be told around the world. What kind of people would be crazy enough to read a story about a pirate that can stretch himself and with the mind of a kid? At least he's not making it into a comic or something, that'd be really stupid.

Anyways, uh, hi, journal, my name is Roronoa Zoro and I guess I'm writing my events with this crew with you. I made a promise to a really close late friend of mine that I'm going to become the world's greatest swordsman. It's a crazy goal, but if Luffy wants to become the Pirate King, I guess we're just a bunch of crazy dreamers.

So since I haven't read any of his logs, I don't know if he's put stuff about Morgan and Helmeppo, but those two were a father-son pair of Marines. One power tripping and the other feeding off the trip his "dear old daddy" was on. Yeah, serious issues. Of course, the second I try to knock some sense in the son, I get arrested. Oh well, I figured "I'll tough it out, show prissy-boy a thing or two."

Of course, when prissy-boy has no plans of letting you go, toughing it out is not a very good option. Enter Luffy. Luffy already had some scuffles with Helmeppo already…also involving me…but I'm sure Luffy will write about that. He was able to…convince Helmeppo to free me and since he's SUCH a nice guy, gave me my swords back too.

I provided cover for Luffy as he took on Morgan in a really interesting fight. Of course, it was the first time I ever saw a Devils Fruit user fight, quite an interesting experience. Finally, a nice combo effort by the two of us finally knocked some sense into this screwed family. I think we'll get along well.

So…now we're on this dinky dinghy and we are STARVING! Stupid Luffy getting us kicked off that island before collecting enough rations. Meh, we'll just get some fishing or take out some birds or…why is Luffy missing?

OH FOR CHRISSAKES! Luffy's being carried away by a giant bird! That stupid little…