Cagey cagey cage. I'm in a cage. If I don't get out of this cage I'm going to go INSANE! But yeah, I'm in a cage. I already tried stretching out but it doesn't work. Stupid people and their unbreakable cages, why would anyone need them? I hope my new navigator finds the key.
Oh yeah! We have a navigator now and she's awesome and she's great and she's…awesome! Although she is kinda weird…and kinda responsible for me being in this cage of PAIN AND HUNGER AND I'M HUNGRY. She really didn't want to join the crew at first but I convinced her anyways! I guess people like me have a good way with words while others…don't…have way, I guess. Anyways, Nami joined! Oh happy day!
Oh yeah, how I got in this STUPID STUPID cage. So Zoro and I were sailing and we were hungry, so it was just a normal day. I found this huge bird and tried to grab it, but since I think all the birds in the world are plotting against me, he grabbed me instead and I got carried off to some random island. Stupid birds, I'm gonna eat three for every time I should eat one from now on!
So anyways, there's this guy named Buggy in this town who has a BIG red nose. It's kinda nice that I finally met someone else with Devil Fruit powers. But it's WASN'T nice when he stabbed Zoro! I wanted to beat him up but I was still in this stupid stupid cage…AAAAAH I DON'T LIKE YOU CAGE! But luckily Zoro was able to distract them and we could escape.
Nami's a good girl, she didn't kill me. Buggy tried to make her fire a cannon at me, but she wouldn't do it. Although that did kinda blow her cover trying to get along with his crew. There's something about her, she's never really fit in anywhere in her life. Just this feeling about her, she wants to have her alone time. I think all girls are that way, though.
So yeah, Zoro and I are waiting for Nami right now. I'll just write whatever else happens while wai—OOH A DOGGIE!