Hi guys, yeay I got reviews. I do not hate any of the singers I used, and
sadly it seems as if they hatred is going much farther than pop singers.
It seems to be leading to punk rockers as well. But hey if the reviewers
want it. I'll have the name of the singers in the title so that you won't
have to read it if you don't want to, plus I like them so don't flame me
just cause I 'kill', I mean, just cause Rogue 'kills' them off. Thanks,
have fun. Oh and I don't own Christina Aguilera or her songs or other
stuff just the magazines
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Kitty sighed as she read an old article in Teenage Loser Magazine. Rogue who was basking in her glory entered the room wondering what the heck was going on.
"What are ya reading Kitty?" she asked. Kitty looked up and sighed.
"Christina Aguilera is so cool, she's, like, so real ya know? I mean she doesn't let anyone get in her way."
Rogue rolled her eyes; she was too busy wondering what other teen pop singer she'd like to get off the market. She was thinking on that when Kitty popped in a DVD.
"This is Christina's greatest hits, I decided to practice her every move," Kitty said. Suddenly Christina popped onto the screen, lying on the grass, short blonde hair, a clean sweet face and normal dance moves.
I feel like I've been locked up tight
For a century of lonely nights;
Waiting for someone
To release me.
You're licking your lips and blowing kisses my way,
But that don't mean I'm gonna give it away;
Baby, baby, baby.
(Baby, baby, baby.)
"She used ta be so sweet, ah don't know what happened to her now," Rogue commented. The look of horror on Kitty's face made Rogue hold her heart in fright. "What?"
"How dare speak that way about the queen of pop? She has only gotten better over time!" Kitty said like a zombie, her voice had droned and Rogue assumed that she had been brainwashed.
Oh whoa...
My body's saying let's go.
Oh whoa...
But my heart is saying no.
If you wanna be with me, baby, there's a price you pay.
I'm a genie in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right way.
If you wanna be with me, I can make your wish come true.
You gotta make a big impression, I gotta like what you do.
Rogue watched as the blonde beauty dressed in cute pants and shirt moved innocently. She than remembered her most recent video. That caused her eyes to narrow; her mind began to contemplate certain things that just aren't good for a girl to think.
I'm a genie in a bottle, baby.
Gotta rub me the right way, honey.
I'm a genie in a bottle, baby,
Come, come, come and let me out.
The song was soon over and a recent interview came on. Christina was chewing gum with her mouth open, her face looking like she wiped ten pounds of Vaseline on her face and colored her eyebrows in with an extra sharpened pencil in super de-dooper black. Her eye make up was shimmery silver and the spiders, er, lashes on her face extended far beyond normalcy. Her hair was twisted into black and white dreads and she had a bandanna that said 'Black and Proud' written in diamond sparklies.
"Ya see," she said in a really low, nice voice, "they tried to make me act unre-al, but I'm not like that. I know what its like to live in the projects. I know how it feels to see your best friend be hurt in a gansta fight. I decided that people can't see me like the sheltered white girl that the industry tried to make me be so I decided to go back to my roots and visit the hood."
A scene is played where Christina is walking across the mowed manicured green lawn in front of a white house with blue shutters and a Dalmatian called Lucky running around in the backyard.
"Ya see over there, that was the first time I ever felt so scared in my life," she was pointing to a tree with a tire hanging by a super thick rope. "Ya see a kid pushed another kid from the swing, we was runnin' from the cops, yo! It was so scary we were just afraid that the cops would catch us, so I hid in my little tree house on the other tree with my girls."
Scene goes back to Christina in a studio. She looks at the camera and smiles, "I just wanna be true to myself," she says and turns around showing everyone her bright pink underwear, under her mini 'mini' skirt that says, 'My ass is like woah'.
"Rogue your like, totally scaring me," Kitty said. Rogue looked at her with a demented look in her eye. She blinked when she saw Kitty cutting her already short skirt, her hair twisted into little dreads and one of her padded bras on the bed.
"Ya see Kitty, this is what society does ta girls, they make them want to be like these, these made up characters. But ah refuse to allow it ta happen," Rogue stood up from her bed and grabbed her bag, she had prepared it already. Things were going to change; she shall call her self 'The Redeemer'.
She made her way to Scott's car and turned on his c.d. player; the song that came out just pumped her up even more, so she left it on and made her way to Maryland for Christina's latest concert.
Oh, I'm overdue Give me some room I'm comin through Paid my dues In the mood Me and the girls gonna shake the room
DJ's spinning (show your hands) Let's get dirrty (that's my jam) I need that, uh, to get me off Sweat until my clothes come off
Rogue made it about eight hours later to the back of her trailer. She snuck in through the ventilation system and grinned when she noticed the 'pop' star walk in with her entourage.
"Hey everyone I wanna thank ya for keepin' it real with me, ya did awesome, now I need my rest, ya know, to keep the chords goin'." Christina said, wearing a pair of leather poom poom shorts and vest. Finally everyone left and the girl sighed with relief.
She went to the mirror and wiped off all the make up on her face, Rogue covered her eyes and started to cry at the horror of the girl without any make up, than Christina changed from her previous outfit to a pair of khaki Bermuda shorts and a polo shirt with a little dragon on the pocket and white tennis shoes. She pulled out the black parts of her hair and wrapped it in a tight bun and put her glasses on, since she was getting a headache from squinting all night.
It's explosive, speakers are pumping (oh) Still jumping, six in the morning Table dancing, glasses are mashing (oh) No question, time for some action
Temperature's up (can you feel it) About to erupt Gonna get my girls Get your boys Gonna make some noise
Rogue quietly opened the ventilation system and lowered herself down with a thick black rope, she threw herself behind a counter when Christina stood up and used the phone.
"Hello Mother," Christina said her voice slightly deeper. "Yes, I had a wonderful time at the concert but things are beginning to get to me." A pause. "You see mother, they want me to be this bad woman and that is just not me," Christina started to cry. Rogue felt bad for her.
"They want me to show my, my backside mother, as if I have not bared it enough. It is just too much, I just want to be real, mother, and you know what my dream is." A knock came on the door, "hold on mother." She whispered, than she spoke more loudly, "Yo, give me a sec." turning back to the phone. "All right, I shall call you back when they have left." She hung up the phone, in two seconds she was dressed in a tiny towel her hair loose and sexy and forty pounds of quickly thrown on make up, basically she looked normal. She opened the door.
"What's up my peoples," she said and the photographers walked in and took thousands of pictures and than left. This was Rogue's chance. She came out from behind the counter.
Wanna get rowdy Gonna get a little unruly Get it fired up in a hurry Wanna get dirrty It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat dripping over my body Dancing getting just a little naughty Wanna get dirrty It's about time for my arrival
"Hello Christina," Rogue said. Christina yelped. Christina was so happy that she had changed back into her 'normal clothing'; she didn't want people to know the secret of why she had to wear so much damn make up. "I decided to save you from your fate," Rogue said.
"You're sorta creepy," Christina said. When Rogue started getting closer, Christina stopped stepping back, put her left hand to her hips and waved the right one's pointer finger. "Oh no you Di-in't, ya best to step back or I'll cut you with my raza!"
"Okay that's it," Rogue said and threw a punch, Christina started to cry.
"That was so mean, I am going to tell my mother and they will have you thrown in jail," she said. Rogue rolled her eyes. She quickly gagged her and tied her hands up. Pulling out Kitty's 're-uglification' kit, she fixed her up to her natural state. Tears sprung into Rogue's eyes.
"Now you can be real!" Rogue said and took millions of Polaroid's with an expensive camera that she bought using Storm's debit card and disappeared into the night.
***
All the X Men as well as the new recruits were gathered in the rec room once again for the third consecutive night in a row as they watched the news.
"Hello everyone, this is Dallas Cowboy with the news. We do not know who or what is hurting our pop stars but we do have new information on Christina Aguilera. Now people you must brace yourselves for the real Christina. Lika Rock has the story," the scene changes from the studios to the Magazine studio called 'Have No Life Magazine for Girls'.
"Hi this is Lika Rock bringing you the news on one of the world's best singers. Apparently the studio received a set of pictures that were not the ones taken by their photographers, and here we have a shot."
Suddenly a real picture of Christina Aguilera was show on screen. Evan screamed and Storm was hugging Logan who was hyperventilating, Scott was curled up in a corner shivering and Kurt was rocking on his knees. Xavier was running . . . wheeling around insanely. It was a horrible moment at the X-Mansion.
"The world is in chaos," Lika continued, "Cops have arrested Aguilera under charges of fraud, it's rumored that the cops even had to wear blind folds and their fore use training dogs to arrest Aguilera for fear of facing this medusa, but apparently the dogs had to be blind and only have intense hearing so that they would be able to guide the cops without going mad by looking at her face. Back to you Dallas."
Scene shifts back to studio.
"We will update you more on the news as more time passes on, you'll be able to check out the pictures which will appear in 'Hideous Magazine for People Who Want to Find People Worst off Than They' in June 2004. Now we have Elton John singing a tribute to Christina Aguilera."
Scene changes to Elton wearing a pink and yellow glittery assemble and a pair of chic glasses. He begins to play the piano.
"You are beautiful no matter what they say Words won't bring you down You are beautiful in every single way Yes, words won't bring you down Don't you bring me down today..." Elton than stands up, "Thank you, Thank you!"
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Sorry that took so long, I hope you guys enjoyed it. Plus I love Christina, she has a great voice, so don't kill me please! I think I'm doing Stacie next (whom I love and am sad to say I have to or well Rogue has to hurt in some way. Review and take care!
Kitty sighed as she read an old article in Teenage Loser Magazine. Rogue who was basking in her glory entered the room wondering what the heck was going on.
"What are ya reading Kitty?" she asked. Kitty looked up and sighed.
"Christina Aguilera is so cool, she's, like, so real ya know? I mean she doesn't let anyone get in her way."
Rogue rolled her eyes; she was too busy wondering what other teen pop singer she'd like to get off the market. She was thinking on that when Kitty popped in a DVD.
"This is Christina's greatest hits, I decided to practice her every move," Kitty said. Suddenly Christina popped onto the screen, lying on the grass, short blonde hair, a clean sweet face and normal dance moves.
I feel like I've been locked up tight
For a century of lonely nights;
Waiting for someone
To release me.
You're licking your lips and blowing kisses my way,
But that don't mean I'm gonna give it away;
Baby, baby, baby.
(Baby, baby, baby.)
"She used ta be so sweet, ah don't know what happened to her now," Rogue commented. The look of horror on Kitty's face made Rogue hold her heart in fright. "What?"
"How dare speak that way about the queen of pop? She has only gotten better over time!" Kitty said like a zombie, her voice had droned and Rogue assumed that she had been brainwashed.
Oh whoa...
My body's saying let's go.
Oh whoa...
But my heart is saying no.
If you wanna be with me, baby, there's a price you pay.
I'm a genie in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right way.
If you wanna be with me, I can make your wish come true.
You gotta make a big impression, I gotta like what you do.
Rogue watched as the blonde beauty dressed in cute pants and shirt moved innocently. She than remembered her most recent video. That caused her eyes to narrow; her mind began to contemplate certain things that just aren't good for a girl to think.
I'm a genie in a bottle, baby.
Gotta rub me the right way, honey.
I'm a genie in a bottle, baby,
Come, come, come and let me out.
The song was soon over and a recent interview came on. Christina was chewing gum with her mouth open, her face looking like she wiped ten pounds of Vaseline on her face and colored her eyebrows in with an extra sharpened pencil in super de-dooper black. Her eye make up was shimmery silver and the spiders, er, lashes on her face extended far beyond normalcy. Her hair was twisted into black and white dreads and she had a bandanna that said 'Black and Proud' written in diamond sparklies.
"Ya see," she said in a really low, nice voice, "they tried to make me act unre-al, but I'm not like that. I know what its like to live in the projects. I know how it feels to see your best friend be hurt in a gansta fight. I decided that people can't see me like the sheltered white girl that the industry tried to make me be so I decided to go back to my roots and visit the hood."
A scene is played where Christina is walking across the mowed manicured green lawn in front of a white house with blue shutters and a Dalmatian called Lucky running around in the backyard.
"Ya see over there, that was the first time I ever felt so scared in my life," she was pointing to a tree with a tire hanging by a super thick rope. "Ya see a kid pushed another kid from the swing, we was runnin' from the cops, yo! It was so scary we were just afraid that the cops would catch us, so I hid in my little tree house on the other tree with my girls."
Scene goes back to Christina in a studio. She looks at the camera and smiles, "I just wanna be true to myself," she says and turns around showing everyone her bright pink underwear, under her mini 'mini' skirt that says, 'My ass is like woah'.
"Rogue your like, totally scaring me," Kitty said. Rogue looked at her with a demented look in her eye. She blinked when she saw Kitty cutting her already short skirt, her hair twisted into little dreads and one of her padded bras on the bed.
"Ya see Kitty, this is what society does ta girls, they make them want to be like these, these made up characters. But ah refuse to allow it ta happen," Rogue stood up from her bed and grabbed her bag, she had prepared it already. Things were going to change; she shall call her self 'The Redeemer'.
She made her way to Scott's car and turned on his c.d. player; the song that came out just pumped her up even more, so she left it on and made her way to Maryland for Christina's latest concert.
Oh, I'm overdue Give me some room I'm comin through Paid my dues In the mood Me and the girls gonna shake the room
DJ's spinning (show your hands) Let's get dirrty (that's my jam) I need that, uh, to get me off Sweat until my clothes come off
Rogue made it about eight hours later to the back of her trailer. She snuck in through the ventilation system and grinned when she noticed the 'pop' star walk in with her entourage.
"Hey everyone I wanna thank ya for keepin' it real with me, ya did awesome, now I need my rest, ya know, to keep the chords goin'." Christina said, wearing a pair of leather poom poom shorts and vest. Finally everyone left and the girl sighed with relief.
She went to the mirror and wiped off all the make up on her face, Rogue covered her eyes and started to cry at the horror of the girl without any make up, than Christina changed from her previous outfit to a pair of khaki Bermuda shorts and a polo shirt with a little dragon on the pocket and white tennis shoes. She pulled out the black parts of her hair and wrapped it in a tight bun and put her glasses on, since she was getting a headache from squinting all night.
It's explosive, speakers are pumping (oh) Still jumping, six in the morning Table dancing, glasses are mashing (oh) No question, time for some action
Temperature's up (can you feel it) About to erupt Gonna get my girls Get your boys Gonna make some noise
Rogue quietly opened the ventilation system and lowered herself down with a thick black rope, she threw herself behind a counter when Christina stood up and used the phone.
"Hello Mother," Christina said her voice slightly deeper. "Yes, I had a wonderful time at the concert but things are beginning to get to me." A pause. "You see mother, they want me to be this bad woman and that is just not me," Christina started to cry. Rogue felt bad for her.
"They want me to show my, my backside mother, as if I have not bared it enough. It is just too much, I just want to be real, mother, and you know what my dream is." A knock came on the door, "hold on mother." She whispered, than she spoke more loudly, "Yo, give me a sec." turning back to the phone. "All right, I shall call you back when they have left." She hung up the phone, in two seconds she was dressed in a tiny towel her hair loose and sexy and forty pounds of quickly thrown on make up, basically she looked normal. She opened the door.
"What's up my peoples," she said and the photographers walked in and took thousands of pictures and than left. This was Rogue's chance. She came out from behind the counter.
Wanna get rowdy Gonna get a little unruly Get it fired up in a hurry Wanna get dirrty It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat dripping over my body Dancing getting just a little naughty Wanna get dirrty It's about time for my arrival
"Hello Christina," Rogue said. Christina yelped. Christina was so happy that she had changed back into her 'normal clothing'; she didn't want people to know the secret of why she had to wear so much damn make up. "I decided to save you from your fate," Rogue said.
"You're sorta creepy," Christina said. When Rogue started getting closer, Christina stopped stepping back, put her left hand to her hips and waved the right one's pointer finger. "Oh no you Di-in't, ya best to step back or I'll cut you with my raza!"
"Okay that's it," Rogue said and threw a punch, Christina started to cry.
"That was so mean, I am going to tell my mother and they will have you thrown in jail," she said. Rogue rolled her eyes. She quickly gagged her and tied her hands up. Pulling out Kitty's 're-uglification' kit, she fixed her up to her natural state. Tears sprung into Rogue's eyes.
"Now you can be real!" Rogue said and took millions of Polaroid's with an expensive camera that she bought using Storm's debit card and disappeared into the night.
***
All the X Men as well as the new recruits were gathered in the rec room once again for the third consecutive night in a row as they watched the news.
"Hello everyone, this is Dallas Cowboy with the news. We do not know who or what is hurting our pop stars but we do have new information on Christina Aguilera. Now people you must brace yourselves for the real Christina. Lika Rock has the story," the scene changes from the studios to the Magazine studio called 'Have No Life Magazine for Girls'.
"Hi this is Lika Rock bringing you the news on one of the world's best singers. Apparently the studio received a set of pictures that were not the ones taken by their photographers, and here we have a shot."
Suddenly a real picture of Christina Aguilera was show on screen. Evan screamed and Storm was hugging Logan who was hyperventilating, Scott was curled up in a corner shivering and Kurt was rocking on his knees. Xavier was running . . . wheeling around insanely. It was a horrible moment at the X-Mansion.
"The world is in chaos," Lika continued, "Cops have arrested Aguilera under charges of fraud, it's rumored that the cops even had to wear blind folds and their fore use training dogs to arrest Aguilera for fear of facing this medusa, but apparently the dogs had to be blind and only have intense hearing so that they would be able to guide the cops without going mad by looking at her face. Back to you Dallas."
Scene shifts back to studio.
"We will update you more on the news as more time passes on, you'll be able to check out the pictures which will appear in 'Hideous Magazine for People Who Want to Find People Worst off Than They' in June 2004. Now we have Elton John singing a tribute to Christina Aguilera."
Scene changes to Elton wearing a pink and yellow glittery assemble and a pair of chic glasses. He begins to play the piano.
"You are beautiful no matter what they say Words won't bring you down You are beautiful in every single way Yes, words won't bring you down Don't you bring me down today..." Elton than stands up, "Thank you, Thank you!"
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Sorry that took so long, I hope you guys enjoyed it. Plus I love Christina, she has a great voice, so don't kill me please! I think I'm doing Stacie next (whom I love and am sad to say I have to or well Rogue has to hurt in some way. Review and take care!