You guys are so awesome! I wonder if you're still around. Well here is the next chapter to Rogues Killing spree! I hope you enjoy! I'm using a lot of the ideas I've read in the reviews so pat yourselves on the back because you guys are awesome. I own nothing familiar.
"They're, like, the cutest twins in the world. I mean not even Tia and Tamara could top them off," Kitty shouted at her eighth rendition of 'To Grandmother's House We Go'. Rogue wondered if the torture would never, ever end. "You know, I think that Stacie Orrico's problem was, like, a gift, ya know? Now I have the time to watch the DVD's I really love."
Rogue quietly stood up and pulled the DVD out of the player and threw it on the floor. She stomped on it and stomped on it and stomped on it until it was itty bitty pieces of random glass on the ground. Then she smiled and sat back down on the bed.
"Rogue, did you, like, see that?" Kitty asked. "My DVD broke! Now I have to watch New York Minute that came out on video two weeks after it opened in the theaters." Rogue stood up and marched out of the room, she then heard a loud cry and turned to find a pack of Teenage boys run towards her. She got trampled in the mob as they entered Kitty's room to watch the DVD.
Rogue stood up and realized that she'd have to find the source of the madness, but for now...she'd just attack the stars directly. She made her way to NYU to start the business but first she'd have to make another stop in Hanks little laboratory.
Rogue happily noticed the twins walking out of the school through the back and made her move.
"Hey," she said to the blonde (or brunette) beauties. "My name is Rogue."
"Hey Rogue," they both said.
"My name is Mary Kate Olsen," Mary Kate said.
"And my name is Ashley Olsen," Ashley said.
"And we're," a bit of music plays. "The Olsen Twins." Lot's of giggling is heard.
"Oh, that's nice," Rogue said and smiled at the two girls. They girls looked at each other and smiled.
"Oh my God, are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Ashley said. Mary Kate nodded.
"Duh, Ashley, we're twins!" More giggles.
"She should sleepover!" Ashley said. Rogue shook her head in horror but managed to get dragged into the limo with them. "We'll go shopping for some cute clothes."
"Yeah, your look is so yesterday," Mary Kate said.
"Oh I love Hilary Duff," Ashley commented and they both begin singing in awful high pitched voices. Rogue covered her ears with tissue as the blood seeped out. They finally arrived at the mall where the Olsen Twins took her to...gulp...the Gap! Mary Kate and Ashley dressed her as quickly as possible.
They forced her to wear a baby pink long sleeved top with the words 'Bootilicious' written in silver sequins and baby blue jeans with a pair of pink platforms. Her hair was dyed blonde and she was forced to have her face washed off by a woman who thought brillo pads were the softest things on earth. By the time she was done, Rogue looked like a raw blonde. She was very, very angry.
The sleepover came and they were now in the house talking about boys...well the twins were Rogue was trying to protect her sanity while her eye twitched rapidly.
"I know!" Rogue said through clenched teeth. "Let's play Dr. 90210."
"Oh, we love to play that game! The last time, Ashley got her nose fixed and I got a boob job," Mary Kate said, while swiping on strawberry lip- gloss for the umpteenth time.
"Great, so then why not I give you guys face lifts," Rogue said and pulled out her bag.
"That'll be so much fun!" Ashley said. "I want to look like..."
"Lindsay Lohan!" Mary Kate finished, more giggles. They both laid down on their...twin beds (starts laughing to herself at the pun) and Rogue takes out her needle full of anesthesia.
"This won't hurt a bit," Rogue said as she inserted it into Ashley's neck. Ashley and Mary Kate were gone in two minutes. Rogue began the repairs. A nip here, a tuck there, a bit of botox...okay...a lot of Botox! And the world was once again well. She made her way out of the house through the back and avoided the security and guard dogs; she didn't want any poodles chasing after her now. So she went home, redyed her hair and fell asleep. She'd need strength for the next morning.
Rogue was shaken awake by Bobby and Evan who were in tears. She mumbled as she made her way to the living room to watch the morning news with the others.
"Good morning this is Rolling Thunder with the breaking news of the evening. Apparently Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen decided that being twins wasn't much fun, so they underwent plastic surgery. The change were drastic but they hope that their long time fans (particularly the six and seven year olds) will remain faithful."
A picture of two disfigured women appear on the screen and Jamie screams while Logan's claws pop out and enter Evan's head. Bobby ices up and Ororo faints while Xavier runs around in horror. Scott's eyes get so wide they override the glasses and bust a hole in Jean's head. Many people are in the medical area along with Hank.
"In more joyful news, they will be coming out in Resident Evil 3 this fall. Have a good day." News music comes out.
"Like, OMG, that is so awful! Don't you think so Rogue," Kitty asks as they go to their room. Rogue nods as she cleans the blood off of Hanks Medical bag and passes Kitty the new clothes she got from the Gap. Kitty rolls her eyes and throws it to the side. "Rogue, you are so yesterday," she says and grabs a tie that she borrowed from Xavier's; she puts it on and turns to Rogue. "Do I look, like, a little Frustrated?"
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