Hey guys! Yeah, yeah I'm amd late! Oh well, good thing about this fic is that I don't have a plot going, yay! Thank you to Cygna Vamp, who was actually the one to bring up this idea…thank you!
I don't own Diana Ross, the X Men or the songs!
The X-Men where sitting in the X-jet all enjoying their flight to see the world renowned famous singer, Diana Ross! Oh how beautiful she was with her bug eyes and Joker mouth. How kind she was when she dropped the Supremes at the drop of a hat to continue on with her solo career even though the rest of the girls ended up in a shelter for poor folk.
Rogue smiled at Professor Xavier as he wheeled over to her and grabbed her gloved hand between his. His eyes were so full of kindness and he reached out for her face but did not touch it, knowing the consequences. The love that he emitted was so intense that Rogue found herself positively overwhelmed and unsure of how to react. She merely covered his hands with hers and looked deep into his eyes as he spoke.
"Rogue…you are so wonderful. I wish that I could make your life worth while. That I could help you the way you wished I could," he told her. Rogue sighed heavily but was touched at his determined face. Then he pulled his hand away. "But alas…I can't help you. You shall remain untouchable. Without the ability to feel another persons warmth! It is impossible Rogue! Impossible! You will die a virgin!"
Rogue cried out at the reminder and struggled to keep her feelings at bay. She watched as the rest of the X Men unbuckled their seat belts as the plane began to slowly steady itself. Logan put it on autopilot and inserted a c.d. He looked over at Rogue and winked at her. A soft melody began to play as he made his way over to her.
"Take off your gloves darlin'," he said and Rogue slowly slipped them off. "Let me show ya what you've been lookin' for…that peace you've been seekin' all yer life." He walked over to her slowly and she reached out with love. But he passed her and grabbed Ororo's ungloved hand before he began to sing…
"Reach out and touch…Somebody's hand," he sang. Rogue blushed in embarrassment and looked up to see Scott heading towards Jean singing…
"Make this world a better place…If you can," Scott said to Jean and grabbed her hand, twirling her about before dipping her. The skippy melody continued as Kurt slid over to Kitty and grabbed her by her naked waist and held her up in the air.
"Veach out and touch…Somebody's hand," He said to her ear, singing along with Kitty, who rubbed her face against his. Evan stood up and ran to Ray, taking him in his arms and they waltzed around the room, singing together…
"Make this world a better place…If you can," they harmonized.
"Just try," Evan whispered in Ray's ear. Bobby skipped over to Jubilee and they ripped each others clothes off, nakedly running around the X-Jet.
"Take a little time out of your busy day," Bobby said to Jubilee and took out body oil, rubbing it all over her back.
"To give encouragement…To someone who's lost the way," Jubilee sang to him. She poured butter on his tushi and pinched his tender cheeks.
"Just try," Ray whispered in Evan's ear. Rahne stood up and began to spin around the room, her arms wide as she ran into Sam's arms. She sang…
"Or would I be talkin' tae a stone…If I asked ye," She cried out and ran into his arms. He lifted her high to the sky and sang…
"Ta share a problem that's not yer own," He sang to her and then planted her on the floor as he continued to rub his hands up and down her bare arms. Jean was lying on the ground as Scott slowly began to unbutton her shirt and rub his face against her bare neck. And Jean sang…
"We can change things if we start giving…Why don't you…" She sang until Logan gave them a glare and Scott quickly buttoned her shirt back up. Amara looked down at Roberto's face and rubbed his cheek, their bronzed skin almost blending together in love. And she sang…
"Reach out and touch…Somebody's hand…," she told him and he grabbed hers and held it tightly till her fingers grew blue. And he continued singing…
"Make this world a better place…If you can," he told her and Tabitha stood behind Roberto and massaged his bare shoulders and looked at Amara with love. And she sang…
"Reach out and touch…Somebody's hand," She belted out, gospel style. Then Mystique and Magneto came out of nowhere, dressed only with animal fur covering their privies and they sang…
"Make this world a better place…if you can!"
"Just try," Evan whispered to Ray, who promptly fainted in his arms. Ororo slowly pulled off Logan's shirt and rubbed her hands all over his chest, her fingers getting stuck to its manly hairiness. And she sang…
"If you see an old friend on the street…And he's down," she said to him sweetly. He gave her a smile and continued the song…
"Remember his shoes could fit your feet…" Logan's voice droned softly.
"Just try", Ray said, looking up at Evan, who dropped Ray to the ground as the intensity of their touches were powerful. Xavier danced among the people, his long legs gracefully moving like a gazelle and he sang the words with such relish. He sang…
"Try a little kindness you'll see…
It's something that comes very naturally…
We can change things if we start giving," he held the last note and then realized he was standing. Promptly he fell to the floor and looked about in anguish until Magneto held out his hand to help him up. And Magneto sang…
"Why don't you…," he said to Xavier softly, Xavier took his hand. Xavier sang…
"Reach out and touch," he said and he and Magneto sang together…
"Why don't you," they both looked at Mystique who took their left over hands and sang…
"Why don't you…Reach out and touch somebody's hand!" She sang. But then Xavier realized who they were and threw them out of the X-Jet since they were evil…
Jamie then realized something…He realized that everyone was touching everyone, except for Rogue. He stood up and walked over to her, he stood before her while she looked up into his eyes and he finished the song…singing…
"Reach out and touch…Somebody's hand," he sang. He pulled off the glove from her right hand…
"Make this world a better place…" he sang and took the left glove off her hand…
"If you can…Reach out and touch," he sang and pulled off his right glove…
"Somebody's hand," he sang and took off his left glove…
"Make this world a better place," he sang and took her ungloved hands into his own…and sang…
"If you can…" he sang, but then he started to shake. Rogue watched in shock as she sucked him up and he fainted on the floor, unconscious. Xavier wheeled over to her and grabbed her by the ear and forced her to put her gloves back on.
"Now Rogue, that was very naughty! No touching for you!"
Rogue vowed vengeance on the one called Diana Ross!
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Rogue slowly slithered away as everyone snag along to Diana Ross' song: Only You. She could still here the vocals as she crept behind the guards and cracked their heads together, they fell to the floor. She noticed Diana's gay hairdresser trying to talk to one of the gay dancers and let loose a rat that passed them.
"Well ah declare!" The hairdresser shouted and he fainted on the floor, the dancer following suit. She managed to lock the publicist into the closet after taping her mouth, hands and legs together. She snuck behind a couch and almost felt guilty for doing such monstrosities. But then Diana's voice continued in the loudspeaker…she sang…
"When you hold my hand…I understand the magic that you do…" Diana growled and Rogue became reheated.
The concert finally ended and in walked Diana Ross. She kicked off her shoes, one of them hitting Rogue in the forehead and slipped off her fancy dress, only to put on another glittery ensemble. She brushed her thick mane till it was frizzy and put on more eye make up to bring out her eyes…Then she noticed a little twitch in the corner.
"Is…is somebody there?" she asked softly. There was no voice but a little scuffle confirmed that someone was there. She repeated her question. "Is somebody there?"
"Yes," Rogue said and came out of hiding. "It's nice ta meet ya Diana…"
"Hello fan," Diana Ross said and came over quickly. She took her hand out and jiggled Rogue's boob. Rogue promptly held her hands over her chest to protect them while Diana made her way to the couch. She shoved some pill into her mouth and took a chug of vodka. "So…what are you here for today hun?"
"Ah am tired of your song…" Rogue said and sat down across from her, pouring herself some Bacardi.
"What song?" Diana asked.
"That stupid reach out and touch some damn body's hand!" Rogue shouted. Diana sighed heavily and walked over to Rogue and grabbed both her boobs, slapping them around a bit.
"Hun! Hand's are a many splendid thing!" she said. "You can use them for all sorts of talent." She continued to bop her boobs up and down and sighed. "I miss Lil Kim…I think you're a little smaller…let me see."
Rogue stood there in shock as Diana began to feel up her boobs. Diana gave her a big smile and began to sing…
"Reach out…and touch…somebody's…hand…" she said and yelped when the axe chopping sounds began. No one heard the sounds of her scream…
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Back at the hotel everyone was in utter shock as the news came on. Logan spilled his beer on the floor as the news broke out about Diana Ross's attack. Kurt raised the volume as Xavier called the rest of the mutants in with this disastrous news. Rogue merely chewed on some stale popcorn from the machine as she watched what they would have to say about her now.
"Good evening…this is Mudder Fudder coming to you live from outside of Diana Ross's latest concert which was held this evening before some recent, tragic events. Apparently the world renowned singer as met a cruel fate as she will never…and I quote…"reach out and touch somebody's hand"…end quote…again. We do not know but it seems as if the Redeemer has struck again. All pop singers! Please…please lock your doors…we hold up a sketch of the killer, if you see her, please report her to the authorities." The reporter held up a raw sketch of Rogue in black and white.
Everyone turned to Rogue who paled up at the thought of being caught when Kitty giggled.
"You know…I, like, totally thought it was Rogue until I realized that she has a center part in her hair, not a side part!"
"I know!" Kurt chimed in. "And vhen I looked closely I realized that Rogue is not black and vhite! Isn't that cvazy?!"
Everyone nodded their heads and laughed as Rogue gingerly left the room. She had to stop this madness…she just had to…She lay down on her bed and looked up at the ceiling. Scott walked by her room and pretended he was a puppet. He sang…
"Bye Bye Bye!"