Good afternoon, everybody! This is the next installment of "The Drunken LeafSoundSand Party"! Please review this chapter, because I really like hearing from y'all! Give me some suggestions for the story, because I'm totally drawing a blank.

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Also, give me some couples you would like to see happen. Except for anything that concerns any of the characters I have currently in a couple, because I won't change those, except for I would change up maybe Shizune. If you want to see, say, Gaara and, say yourself as an OC, tell me the name of the OC, description, etc., and I'll add it in. Alright, this chapter will begin…….NOW!

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"Perverted Hermit, are you drunk again?" Naruto leaned in, and inspected the Frog Tamer's face. "Tsunade, I LOVE YOU!" the pervert yelled out randomly. "I LOVE YOU, TOO!" Tsunade shriek was heard from the other side of the banquet hall. "I LOVE YOU BOTH!" was heard from the snake sannin. "Oh, dammit, Shizune!" Naruto yelled, "You couldn't keep them sober for five minutes, could you?" Shizune, on the other hand, was staring at Kabuto dreamily.

"Sakura, Sasuke, help with these three, please?" Naruto asked. "Poor Tsunade, she's going to turn into a bottle of sake soon," Sakura sighed, and trudged over to Naruto. "Hn, I don't take orders from chickens," was all that was heard from Sasuke. "Sasuke," Sakura started sweetly, "If you don't help getting your stupid, pedophile sensei off the Hokage," Orochimaru had latched himself on to Tsunade and wouldn't let her go, "I will personally kill Itachi myself so that YOU can't!" Sakura said, her voice at a yell now.

"Having violent thoughts about me, now are we?" Sakura twitched and turned around. There was the whole of Akatsuki, in all of it's glory. (A/N: Told you this was a very random story) "Wouldn't be a party with out us, now would it, un?" Deidara stated, and pushed past Sakura, hopped on a table and started to dance. "How many drunkards did you say attended this party, Naruto?" "Oh, all of the Jounin and Chuunin are drunkards, so basically every able ninja in Konoha," he stated, his signature foxy grin vanishing as he saw the murderous look on Sakura's face.

"Sakura," a calm voice stated, "don't murder him," Sakura turned around to see Sasuke holding a kunai in his hand, ready to fight. "If things here get violent, the three of us, and Hinata, are the only ones that are able to fight the Akatsuki," Sakura looked around the banquet hall and found what he said to be true. Ino and Shikamaru were making out drunkenly in the corner, Temari, Kiba, TenTen, Neji, and the rest of the Rookie Nine were having a drinking contest, with most of them passed out except for the four I mentioned earlier.

All the jounins had to restrain Lee, because he was in "Drunken Fist" mode, and the Three Sannins were having a group hug. "Wait, why would you want to help us?" Sakura inquired. A hint of emotion rose to his face in the form of a small blush, but disappeared as quickly as it came. "To kill my brother, of course," he said in a stoic voice. 'Oh, how I love drama,' Itachi thought, and suddenly grabbed Sakura to dance with him. Sasuke's eyes widened, but that's all the emotion he decided to show. Naruto bounded off to locate Hinata, so she could dance with him.

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Ino squinted across the banquet hall, as if looking for something, but she was just trying to steady her swimming vision. Her eyes widened. She pushed Shika off her, and ran off to Deidara. "How troublesome," Shika sighed, head landing on the floor. "Ouch,"

"You look like me!" Ino squeed at her blonde look-alike. "OMG, a drunk blonde who is probably my twin!" Yep, he was drunk.

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"I don't think I should be dancing with you," Sakura stuttered, looking up at Sasuke's brother. "And why not?" Itachi asked, looking down into what seemed like emeralds. "Errr," Sakura sighed, looking over at the "avenger". "He seems very pissed, and if looks could ki-," she was cut off by a finger pressed firmly over her mouth. "Just remember, I'm doing this to make little brother mad, not for my benefit," he stated. 'He has to take everything from me, doesn't he?' Sasuke said, the jealous, 12 year old Sasuke boiling inside him. Sure, things seemed like normal on the out side except the glare he sent towards his brother and former teammate. But inside, he was raving mad.

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"HINATA-CHAN!" Naruto screamed across the banquet hall. "Right h-here, Naruto-kun," A voice answered from behind Naruto whirled around only to find himself staring into Hinata's eyes…

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Cliffy! If you want to see the rest, I need at least two reviews! So review away people! And remember to request if you'd like!