Hello boys and girls, this is the fifth chapter of The Drunken LeafSoundSand Party! So, thanks everyone for reviewing, and such! Okay, the Chouji/Shino board game and commenting was the wonderful Monday night boredom's idea! Oh, and Dusk Leighngod is NarutohokageSakuracherrybolssom's OC! I'm going to try my best to not make her a Mary-Sue on accident! Kiba is Dusk's man, so he's taken, sorry! T.T Now, on to the disclaimer and story!
I don't own anything. Sad, ne? Not even the board games!
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"So, the Akatsuki has shown up," Shino said, sitting at a table in the middle of the banquet hall with Chouji. "OH!!!! Yeah, you just got OWNED! I just drew a 'Sorry' card!" Chouji flicked one of Shino's pieces off of a space(Shino caught it with one hand), and put his in it's place. "Oh, it's on now." Replied Shino, calm as ever.
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It was only Temari and Kiba left in the drinking contest, but Temari seemed to be getting drunker and drunker, but Kiba wasn't, because had an enormous tolerance for beer and wine, and things of that sort. "Do you mind if I watch?" A feminine voice sounded quietly behind them.
A girl stood there, her hair, which was a rather interesting color, light silver with dark silver tips, was dancing mildly in the cool breeze that was flowing through the banquet hall, a result of the windows being opened. Her gold eyes blinked innocently. She was a ninja, Kiba could tell by her Hidden Leaf headband. 'How come I've never seen her before?" he wondered. "Yes, ahead g-go!" Temari said, her words messed up because of the alcohol, "I love your outfit!"
The girl looked down at her ensemble, which consisted of a black shirt, a light blue jacket that wasn't zipped up at all, her black jeans were cut off just above the knees, and she was wearing kunai holster on both legs. "Um, thanks, my name Dusk. Dusk Leighngod." It was obvious that she was quite shy, maybe even as shy as Hinata. "Where's your shoes?" Temari asked.
"Oh, um, I don't exactly wear shoes. I often like the feel of the ground on my feet…" She was blushing like a maniac because Kiba kept inspecting her. 'Hm, she smells different than most humans, as if she's part… wolf?' Kiba's thoughts were running through his head, and he didn't even notice that he was staring at her with an incredulous look on his face. "Um, are you sure it's okay I watch, because it seems that you kind of don't want me to…"
"No, no, it's fine, but, um, are you maybe part of the Inuzuka clan, an estranged part maybe? Because you smell like a wolf and a human. "Oh, um, that may be because I have this wolf demon, her name's Okami, and she's the eight-tai-" she abruptly stopped, realizing she just blurted her big mouth about the wolf demon to a total stranger!
'Dusk, you can't go around telling everyone you meet about me,' a voice chided from in her head. 'I'm sorry Onee-chan, I didn't mean to, I just started talking, and before I knew I had blurted it out! Now he'll hate me. Much like everyone else,' she thought, tears pricking the corner of her eyes. "Hey, are you gonna watch or not?" a voice penetrated her thoughts, and she looked up to see Kiba looking down at her.
"You don't care about Okami?" she looked at him in wonder. "No, of course not! I know someone else much like you who has a demon inside him, and he's one of the best people I know!" Kiba exclaimed, smiling down at her. "Um, okay, Kono, c'mon girl," A black wolf trotted over from where she was playing with Akamaru. "Well, let's get this contest going again!" Kiba exclaimed, getting his beer ready.
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"Naruto-kun," Hinata said questioningly, "what are you…" She was cut off by his voice (A/N: Thought I was gonna say lips, huh?). "Let's get some ramen!" he cried, "They're serving it at the buffet,"
Hinata twitched.
"Dammit, Naruto-kun!" she exclaimed, grabbing his head and pulling him down to her level. "Hinata-chan, what are yo-" He was cut off by her lips pressing firmly against his own.
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"Grrrr, let's play a different game!" Chouji whined, after having lost to Shino at SORRY! for the fourth time. "Like what?" Shino inquired. "I know! Let's play Guess Who!" he cried. "Look, there's Kiba and some new girl," Shino said suddenly. "Chouji whirled around, looking wildly. He turned back to Shino waggling his eyebrows. "Kiba's got a new girlfriend, huh?" Chouji sniggered. "As does Naruto," Shino said quietly. "OH MY GOD!" Chouji had spotted Naruto and Hinata rather quickly.
"Why are my teammates hanging out with their crushes while I'm stuck playing board games with a fatty?" Shino said, almost like he was sad. "Hell, even Sakura is dancing with Itachi," "DID YOU JUST CALL ME FAT?" Chouji roared, "OH, IT'S SO ON!" "Can I watch?" a lazy voice sounded from behind Chouji. "Ino ran off to go dance with her male look-alike." Shikamaru pulled up a chair, and watched intently as they picked a card.
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Sasuke stared at his brother and Sakura dancing as if he didn't care. But he did. Oh, he really did. But he showed no emotion. Except for the fact that there was smoke coming out of his ears. Yep, smoke.
"Itachi, why exactly are you dancing? And with me, Haruno Sakura, no less," she complained, but sure didn't look like she was trying to get away. "Look to your right very, very discreetly," was all the answer he gave her. She flicked her eyes to the right, and noticed that Sasuke's ears were steaming. "See, my little cherry blossom, I do it to make him jealous. The plus side is that you're pretty cute," he smirked down at her.
Oh yes, Sasuke was VERY pissed.
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"Ororo-kun is my hero, I look up to him," Tsunade said, her voice muffled by Jiraiya's chest, seeing as they were still in group hug mode, "He's my fashion and makeup guru! I love the way he applies is eye shadow!" "I love you two," Orochimaru said dreamily. "I love everyone!" Jiraiya cried out.
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The jounins had finally calmed Lee down, but they were definitely a wee bit tipsy. "I love fishnets," Kakashi sighed dreamily, looking at Anko's shirt. Anko was getting a tiny bit pissed at above pervert. "One, more time, Kakashi, say that ONE MORE TIME! And I swear, you'll be dead before morning,"
"Such a beautiful couple," Kurenai stated sarcastically, being the only one that wasn't tipsy in the least. "Youth shall guide their youthful love!" Gai stated, being the most intoxicated, to the point that he's absolutely drunk. "Dammit, Kakashi, stop shaking," Kurenai sighed, massaging her temples. "I can't help it, I'm unbelievably scared," "About what?" "Sasuke has been giving me this 'I'm going to kill you, you know that, right?' look, and it's pretty creepy," Kakashi whimpered.
Oh yes, the jounins were drunk.
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"OH EM GEEE," Ino gasped, "My twin is, like, the best at mani's(manicures) and pedi's(pedicures)!!" She hiccupped. "I know I am. Why do you think everyone in Akatsuki has such beautiful purple nails all the time?" Deidara giggled, remembering Kisame's face when he first had his nails painted by Deidara.
(FLASHBACK TIME!)
"What the hell is this?" Kisame growled. "What, are you color blind, Ki-chan? It's
ahb-viously the best color ever, PURPLE," Deidara giggled. "Besides, it goes well with that sickly, blue skin tone of yours," "I hate it, it clashes," Kisame stalked away, very pissed. When he had rounded the corner, he held his hands in front of his face, and inspected them. "It does go rather well with my skin tone, but I'll never tell Deidara that," Kisame thought, and walked off.
(End Flash Back Time)
Deidara and Ino were rolling an the floor laughing their asses off by the end of the story. "S-seriously?" Ino choked out. "You k-know I am," Deidara said, struggling to get it out over the laugh.
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"GRRRR, DAMMIT! HOW THE HELL DO YOU KEEP WINNING?!?" Chouji roared, knocking the Guess Who! Board thingies of the tables. "You're too troublesome, Chouji. He's sending a bug to see who is on your card, and then the bug tells him," Shika sighed, reclining back in his chair.
"THAT'S IT! It is SO on now," Chouji cried out and climbed on to the table, pointing an accusing finger at Shino. "I challenge to a game of LIFE! You can't really cheat in that game," Chouji screamed into Shino's face, spit flying everywhere.
"I'll still kick your fat, sorry butt,"
"I'M PLEASENTLY PLUMP, DAMMIT!"
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And there you have it, folks! Chapter Five of my story. Please review, I would really like at least 3 reviews, if not five. So tell how you liked it! Waterkunoichi out!