Hey everyone! Sorry I haven't updated in a few days! I just want to say, you guys are soooo awesome when it came to the reviews! I got about 13 reviews! Y'all are awesome! By the way, I'm not accepting anymore OCs, sorry! I've already got four of them, and I don't want to make this into one of those "Me and my friend's OCs go into the world of Naruto, and wreak havoc!" stories. So the OCs are Dusk, NarutohokageSakuracherrybolssom's OC, and Kyo, Kyoni's OC. PinkLovableCherryBlossom, I'm so sorry, but I couldn't include your OC! PLEASE, PLEASE forgive me!
Disclaimer-I own none. Not even that song, It's Raining Men. Nope, I don't own! Or Barbie, and Mattel.
So please read and review!
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"YOU CAN'T BE A PINK PERSON, SHINO! Those are supposed to be GIRLS, dammit!" Chouji screeched. "I happen to like pink, and besides, isn't that sexist?" Shino readjusted his glasses. "I'm going to kill, then I'm going to eat your corpse, then puke it up, revive you and then kill you, AGAIN!" Chouji started out with his voice calm and even, but by the end of the speech, he was screaming.
"So, I'm going to be the pink person."
"DAMMIT SHINO!"
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Kankuro and Gaara were at the bar, and Gaara was drunk. Yes, that's right everyone, dead drunk. "Kankuro, hic, I wanna play with the Barbie's," Gaara pleaded with his older brother.
"Fine, but if you lay one finger, OR one piece of sand on any of those poor little girls just because they wouldn't let you play as 'Prom Princess Barbie', I'll-" "But Kankuro, I wanna be the Barbie Skanky Pole Dancer!" Gaara interrupted. "Just go." Kankuro sighed, and massaged his temples.
"I remember when I used to play Barbie's as a kid," a voice sounded from behind Kankuro. "Haha, I could never forget when Barbie Skanky Pole Dancer first came out, and they were considering suing Mattel!"
A girl sat down on the left of Kankuro. He inspected her from the corner of his eyes. The girl had two deep black pigtails that went down her back. He wondered how long her hair would be if she let the pigtails down. The girl, he would have to ask for names later, was wearing a short, mid-thigh dress that was white, but the trimming around it was black. He could see the symbol of Yin and Yang on the back. Her knee high boots complimented her outfit perfectly, they were also white with black trim.
"Err, excuse me miss, you don't seem to be from this village. What village are you from?" The girl, who looked to be his age, turned her head and he was met with the sight of the deep blue eyes.
"Me? I'm from the Village Hidden in the Clouds!" The girl's companion responded for her. Kankuro turned his attention to the other girl.
"I'm Kyoni, call me Kyo," Kyo stated. She thought the guy was pretty cute. (Note that Kankuro's headgear and paint are off and he's wearing khakis and a button up red shirt.)
The girl stood up, which revealed Kyo to be wearing her forehead protector on her waist.
"I'm gonna go sing, so I'll catch ya later!" Kyo shouted, running off. Kankuro could only stare in wonder after her.
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Itachi and Sakura had stopped dancing at this point, and were sitting awkwardly, well at least, in Sakura's case. "Sakura…" a voice said from behind her. "Yes, Sasuke-kun?" He bowed, and then grabbed her hand. "Dance with me." Sasuke didn't wait for a reply. He knew it would be a 'yes', anyways. Sakura threw an apologetic look over her shoulder at Itachi.
He just shrugged, and waved her off. He walked to a certain duo who were talking about hair secrets. The alcohol he had gulped down earlier was starting to get into his system, so he felt a bit woozy, and even hyper. The sounds of the two talking wafted to his ears. "I've never needed highlights, my hair color is au natural." Deidara giggled. "Me too!" "Oh, I dyed my hair black. It's actually a brassy red, like Sasori, or that Kazekage guy." Itachi added sarcastically.
Ino's eyes widened. "NO WAY! HEY EVERYONE, ITACHI-KUN'S NATURAL HAIR COLOR IS A BRASSY RED LIKE GAARA-SAMA'S!" She yelled. Everyone stopped what they were doing, and looked straight at him. "Dammit, that ought to teach me to be so sarcastic all the time." Itachi cursed colorfully under his breath.
Ah, but alas, then the music started, and no one was able to comment.
Mystery Voice:
Humidity is risin'
Barometer's gettin' low
According to all sources
The street's the place to go
Kyo appeared at the bottom of the staircase, singing.
'Cause tonight for the first time (First time)
Just about half past 10 (Half past 10)
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men (Start raining men)
Kyo:
It's raining men, Hallelujah
It's raining men, Amen
It's raining men, Hallelujah
It's raining men, Amen
Humidity is risin'
Barometer's gettin' low
According to all sources
The street's the place to go
'Cause tonight for the first time (First time)
Just about half past 10 (Half past 10)
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men (Start raining men)
It's raining men, Hallelujah
It's raining men, Amen
I'm gonna go out, I'm gonna let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet
It's raining men, Hallelujah
It's raining men, every specimen
Tall, blond, dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean
God bless Mother Nature
She's a single woman too
She took on the heavens
And she did what she had to do
She fought every angel
and rearranged the sky
So that each and every woman
Could find the perfect guy
It's raining men
Go get yourself wet girl
I hear stormy weather movin' in
About to begin (I'm 'bout to begin)
I hear the thunder, don't you lose your head
Rip off the roof and stay in bed (Rip off the roof and stay in bed)
It's raining men, Hallelujah
It's raining men, amen
It's raining men, Hallelujah
It's raining men, amen
It's raining men, Hallelujah
It's raining men, amen
It's raining men, Hallelujah
It's raining men, amen
Ooh, it's raining men, yeah
Ooh, it's raining men, yeah
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"Oh, I just bought a house, the MANSION, and you're still getting married. Not to mention that I'm a doctor, and you're an artist! HAHA!" Chouji roared, laughing out heartily.
"Are you sure your occupation isn't Santa Claus, you fat guy?"
"GOD DAMN YOU, SHINO!"
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"Sasuke-kun," Sakura started out in a tentative voice, "Why the hell are you dancing with me?"
"Why? Because, Sakura, I have missed you so much, and I freaking love you."
Sakura gasped. Could what he have said be true?
"And also because neither of us will remember it in the over the hangover."
Sakura sweat dropped. Figures.
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"Wow. That was just… Wow." Was Naruto's reaction after he and Hinata had kissed. "Naruto-kun, I think I love you," Hinata whispered, poking her fingers together full force. "I love you too, Hinata-chan!" Naruto cried, sweeping her into another kiss.
"Can we get ramen now?"
Sigh.
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Deidara was staring at the stage where the girl had just sang. He really wanted to sing a pretty song, too! He grabbed Itachi, and whispered in his ear, "I've got the perfect song that we should sing!"
Itachi just sighed, and muttered a short "No." Ino just stared blankly at the two men, before stumbling over to the three playing board games. She plopped herself onto Shikamaru's lap. "Who's winning?" she asked. She had slightly sobered, but not much.
"Shino." Shikamaru replied running his fingers through Ino's hair. "GO CHOUJI!" Ino yelled, pumping her fist in the air.
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Neji looked around in disdain at his drunk comrades. Not that he should talk. He's plastered. "TenTen," he warbled out, "will you marry me?" "For the tenth time, Neji, no." "Please?" he tugged at her shirt, like a five year old begging his mom for ice cream.
"Tell you what, if you remember in the morning about this, and still want to, I'll marry you," TenTen sighed, she was pretty drunk herself, but had SOME common sense.
"Alright!" Neji cheered, running off to brag to someone that he was getting married.
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Tsunade woke up a few hours later from all this mess, and looked around groggily. A heavy weight was curled around her body, and she caught a glimpse of white hair. Jiraiya. Her and Jiraiya were cuddling. She pushed his arm off of her, and tried to stand up, but her throbbing head kept her from standing up too far.
She inspected the banquet hall, and her eyes widened. Her shinobi, along with what seemed to be the whole Sound village, and about half the Sand village was scattered, collapsed through the hall. Shino and Chouji were collapsed on a table, with a board game in between them. It seemed that a white car with three pink people in it, was at the end. Chouji was cursing about pink people winning in his sleep, and Shika and Ino were cuddled up a few feet away.
Naruto was cuddled with Hinata in his lap on the stage. Sakura was covered in a blanket with what seemed to have the Uchiha fan on it. She was snuggling with air, and Tsunade racked her brain, trying to figure what had happened the night before. A note fluttered down in front of her. She picked it up, and her eyes widened as she read it.
Tsunade Dearest,
That party last night was positively wild. I can't remember anything, except for lots of hugging, and I hope that you can't either. Sasuke would like to say that he will always miss Sakura, but to not tell her he said it. Hopefully you will invite my village to the next party you have. By the way, Akatsuki left, too.
Yours Truly,
Orochimaru
(PS: Only Sasuke, Kabuto, The Sound Five, and I left, I take it you will get the rest of my nin home safely?)
Tsunade looked around some more. The only one left awake was the Kazekage, and he was still plastered. He was pole dancing, and singing something about a sluttish Barbie. Tsunade sighed, it looked like even her most trusted jounin had succumbed to the sake.
Asuma was holding Kurenai close to him, even though he was passed out on the floor. Kakashi was groping Anko in her sleep, and she would half-heartedly slap him, even though she was asleep. Gai was mumbling about youth of course. "EVERYBODY UP!" Tsunade screeched, her voice resounding about the banquet hall. Everyone shot up, but immediately groaned, and clutched their heads.
Naruto ran to the bathroom, looking as if he were about to barf. Tsunade sighed. This one would take a LOT of explaining.
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This is the second to last chapter. Next chapter is the last, please review. I want at least ten reviews, okay? Please read my new story, The Capture of the Kunoichi, which will be up by tonight, okay?