Yes I am back with more! Thank you to my reviewers (it was very damn fast!) for those very nice comments. But now, back to the story. And damnit, do I have to say it every single time? Oh fine, I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!

The sun shone through the jail windows as bright as a hotdog on a gas fire, as Ryou and Yugi sat trying to figure out any means of escape.

"We've been sitting here for hours, Ryou. Face it, were stuck here-

"Aha!" Ryou yelled. "We can dig a tunnel out!" Yugi was not impressed. "How about, using the cups and pitcher, we can distract the guards, then we can steal a pneumatic drill from someone and then drill our way out!" he said sarcastically. Ryou sat gaping, open-mouthed, at Yugi's intellect. "It was a joke Ryou." His mouth shut.

Ryou was calm, considering the situation. "Cheer up old chap! We'll find a way out! How about you bribe the guards with your Dark Magician-"

"NNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!"

Yugi was stumped. "Face it Ryou, we're trapped! Damn these stupid bars! Damn that stupid Shine-O-Rama! Damn these stupid stone walls! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!" Yugi screamed as he ran towards the wall trying to ram it down. He bounced of it like rubber. "It's no use.. why me, damnit, WHY ME?"

"Don't forget me too, old chap!" Yugi glared at him. Ryou decided this day was bad for him.

"I hate this place!" Yugi said, while banging his head on the wall. "I hate it (thud) I hate it (thud) I hate it (thud).."

"Uh, Yugi?"

"I hate it (thud, plonk, sproink) I hate it (thud, plonk, sproink) I- yes, Ryou?"

"Look down" Ryou said, in a strange tone that made him sound not so British.

As Yugi glanced at his feet, he screamed in horror as he saw his hair (in spiky triangles) lying on the ground! "My hair!" he yelled, touching the top of his head. "My hair is gone, gone for.. ever.. but I can fell it at the top of my head.. Ryou is my hair normal?" Ryou nodded. "Except the fact that it's glowing green from radiation."

Yugi nearly fainted. "GREEN? RADIATION? I was near no radiation in the past 24 hours, except when we had that car accident and the nuclear waste dump and- oh.. right.. great, so my hair falls of and grows back? Oh yeah, just like the MOVIES!" And now we can escape from prison really easily by- Ryou, stop staring at my feet!" Yugi looked down and hyperventilated. He was hovering above the ground. And that was good, because if he wasn't he would have hit the ground really hard when he fainted.

Ryou was nearly screaming with horror, almost clapping in amazement, almost partying with joy and almost finished using Yugi's razor-sharp pieces of hair to cut a hole in the wall.

Yugi woke up about half an hour later back at his house, with his Yami standing over him with a tray of slightly burnt biscuits and hot chocolate. Where would I be without him? Yugi asked himself.

"Welcome back, mastermind criminal. How was jail? Probably better than the Egyptian ones, am I right?" Yami said mockingly. He shut up after Yugi gave him his famous "I-know-what-you-did-last-summer-apart-from-teasing-me-about- my-height" look.

"Ryou told me everything about last night. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone. But he told me you were flying, or something like that. Is this true?"

Yugi didn't really know what to say. He could tell him, and would be taken away by reporters and scientists, or he could keep it secret. "No, of course not! Ryou must have been a bit delusional after the accident."

Yami frowned, while chewing on a biscuit. "Delusion? He looked OK when he came here. Anyway, how did you escape from jail?"

Yugi paused. "Uh.. we.. bribed the guards with Ryou's Dark Sanctuary and Dark Necrofear. They were fake, of course."

Yami shrugged. "Good plan. Now you just lie down and get some rest. Ryou is just upstairs if you need to talk."

"Oh, we need to talk alright.." Yami looked at him strangely. "..about Duel Monsters!" Yami nodded and walked off, and said under his breath "Talk about OCD.."

Ryou appeared at the top of the stairs just before Yami left the room and, seeing Yugi on the couch, said "Oh good, you're awake. Listen Yugi, we have to talk about-"

"Last night?" Yugi finished.

Ryou nodded. "Anyway, you know how you were hov-"

Yami walked in with precise timing, talking to Yami Bakura in a despising tone (as always), arranging their next water bomb fight. (Yami would never tell, but some of the balloons were filled with wine. He was upset that, even though Yami Backura had been drunk, hadn't been arrested yet.)

After he had gone, Ryou continued. "..Hovering and your hair was re- growing? Do you think, well.." do you think that's good or bad?"

"Bakura," Yugi said, "It's not like I'm going to get myself an outfit with spikes on it and go around fighting crime. But it could be useful for some things. Like our crime spree.."

Ryou held back a giggle. "Yugi, my crime days are over! I hate jail. It stinks. I don't want to go back there any time soon, old chap."

Yugi shrugged. "I guess that's reasonable. I don't blame you. Jail was invented to show people that Hell can be used as an understatement. But we don't have to get caught!"

"Yugi, what you said about fighting crime.. that is a possible option-"

"RYOU! I'm a criminal who nearly stole the Shine-O-Rama, and you expect me to turn good and fight the people following in my footsteps? Of course I won't! Any way, I'd need someone to help me, and from what we know, you may not have any 'powers'.

Ryou nodded, but he wasn't so sure what Yugi said was right. "I guess so, old chap."

That same night, a dark figure crept through the streets of Domino City, heading towards the museum. Using a makeshift grappling hook, the person climbed to the top of the building. Cutting a hole in the top of the museum, they then lowered themselves using a simple rope system and, very carefully and soundlessly, dropped to the ground and approached the sparkling Shine-O-Rama..

Ryou woke up the next morning as usual: got up, got dressed, had breakfast. This time it was some bacon and eggs, wonderfully cooked by his aibou. (Yami Bakura had gone to a weekend cooking school and had mysteriously received top grades. He never spoke about it.)

As he walked into the living room, the doorbell rang. It rang at least 50 times before Ryou answered it. It was Yugi, panting like a dog. "Channel 42.. news.. Shine-O.." If Ryou wasn't there, Yugi would have received major brain damage.

Dragging Yugi inside, Ryou put him on the couch and turned on the TV to Channel 42. On the screen was a reporter, standing out side the Domino Museum. "We have discovered that last night, someone managed to break into the museum and steal the Shine-O-Rama. Our top suspects are Ryou Bakura and Yugi Mouto, who have once tried to steal the diamond and then, amazingly, broke out of jail, using a knife of some sort to cut a hole in the wall."

Ryou turned the TV off. He had had enough of this criminal mastermind thing and now he was a prime suspect on the loose? What had the world come too? Maybe it's the apocalypse, Ryou thought. What happens then? Will dolphins rule??? Do I have special abilities like Yugi? Is Yami ordering pizza tonight? Is Yugi going to- Great Scott!

"Ryou what on earth are you thinking about?" Ryou didn't answer. "Ryou? RYOU?" Ryou was staring out the window. Yugi followed his gaze, and his jaw dropped as he stared in horror as the police cars surrounded the house..

Yeh, pretty weird but I'm not too good. You know the drill people! Please R+R! Pretty please? What if I used my puppy-dog eyes, would that help? Huh? Hello?