"So what do you think crashed here?" Rose asked the Doctor who had jumped back down into the hole. He stood for a moment staring intently at the wall, and then took another segment from his Satsuma.
"Do you think Marie and Charlie will be alright with them two?" Rose asked, hoping to catch the Doctor's attention. The Doctor didn't reply and stood staring at something before jumping out of the hole and feeling the dirt on the floor.
"Oh by the way, Mum's pregnant with Mickey's child." Rose said quickly, and this certainly got the Doctor's attention.
"What?! When did this happen?" The Doctor exclaimed and looked at her, before realising he'd been had on.
"Will you finally answer my questions?" Rose asked.
"Marie and Charlie will be fine with them two, as long as they don't blab too much. As for your other question, I'm fairly certain that a space ship crashed here." The Doctor said.
"What makes you think that?" Rose asked.
"Look here." The Doctor said and crouched to the ground. Rose followed suit.
"You can see a trail of where the ship was travelling and then hit something and exploded here." The Doctor said and started to feel the ground. Rose looked and indeed it was clear where the ship had been and where it had crashed.
"The ground here is quite firm and looks completely normal, but in the hole," The Doctor said and jumped back into the hole, "it's completely different."
Rose jumped in the hole and expected to see some major difference to the red colour dust outside the hole, but nothing looked different.
"It all looks the same." Rose said.
"Look here." The Doctor said and pointed to one segment of the wall. Rose went over and at first couldn't see anything wrong, but then she noticed something. There was some sort of worm embedded into the wall, only it had been fossilised. Rose touched it, and noticed the wall was still warm from the crash two nights ago.
"It's still warm!" She said.
"Yes, some extreme heat had caused some part of the ground and the wall to melt, and also fossilised that worm there." The Doctor said and grinned, clearly chuffed with himself.
"How does that prove it's alien?" Rose said.
"Oh," The Doctor said and took another segment of his Satsuma, "it doesn't. Just wanted to show it to you."
"So you have no evidence at all?" Rose said, quite shocked and disappointed at the same time that their holiday, which they had yet to go for, had been delayed further for nothing.
"Course I do. Firstly, I used the sonic screwdriver and there's been quite a bit of radiation here." The Doctor said and laughed when he saw Rose's expression.
"Relax it's harmless to humans. Deadly to some species though. Thing is it's only seen in one part of the universe so that's one way to show it's alien." The Doctor said.
"And the other?" Rose asked.
"The TARDIS picked up on it's presence and automatically followed it." The Doctor said.
"You said that the TARDIS had ran out of fuel and needed a pick up!" Rose cried.
"Well at the time I thought it was but when we ended up here instead of Cardiff I realised it had hatched on to something else!" The Doctor said and Rose huffed.
She had been waiting for a proper holiday with the Doctor for ages. First time they were supposed to go on a relaxing holiday they got caught up in a conspiracy in Paris 1789, where they met Charlie and Marie, and the second time they met a crazed Time Agent who put Rose and Charlie in some nightmare scenarios and tried to experiment on the Doctor. Now they were meant to go on holiday somewhere but the TARDIS had latched on to something and sent them hurtling to 1994 and Roswell, New Mexico.
"Why Roswell?" Rose asked.
"What do you mean, why Roswell? It crashed!" The Doctor said.
"It's not just a coincidence that it landed in the same place as the UFO crashed in the 1940's?" Rose said.
"Are you suggesting that whoever or whatever was flying this thing deliberately crashed and aimed it for Roswell as it happened before?" The Doctor said.
"No, maybe there's something about this place that's sort of, I don't know, weird." Rose said and shrugged as she couldn't think of the right word.
The Doctor thought about this.
"There may be something. I'll check later in the TARDIS." The Doctor said.
"Will the TARDIS be safe?" Rose asked.
"Of course it will." The Doctor replied and jumped out of the hole and pulled Rose out.
"I meant from the FBI agents." Rose said. The TARDIS was very much out of sight but the agents could easily find it and she didn't like them.
"Should be, but they're pre-occupied with that corpse, which makes me think that whatever crashed this had survived." The Doctor said and gave a little grin.
"Wanna go hunt some aliens?" The Doctor said.
"Of course let's go!" Rose said and laughed and they both ran.