Chapter 2: You're Still a WUSSY!
This story starts at the Devil's Nest pub. Thom is enjoying a drink with Greed, and Kimblee walks into the room, followed by the Oblivion alchemist. Kimblee pulls a deck of cards out of nowhere, and asks if anyone wants to play. The four of them commence to play poker. Thom notices Kimblee pull an ace out of the sleeve of his jacket, and shoots the Crimson alchemist a death glare. Kimblee sees the glare, and asks what the problem is.
In an irritated tone, Thom says, "You're cheating, Kimblee."
Kimblee says, "I am not." Then he shrugs his shoulders, and five more aces fall out of his sleeves.
The Blast alchemist pulls a kunai knife out of nowhere, and slams it into the table in front of Kimblee. Kimblee jumps back out of his chair, and tries to run out of the room.
Thom jumps up and pulls the kunai out of the table, yelling, "Your ass is mine, Bomb Boy."
Thom tosses the kunai into the ceiling above Kimblee, and bows it up, along with a good chunk of the roof. It lands right on top of Kimblee, who proceeds to yell, "Ahh, my legs!" Then he turns to Greed and yells, "Help me, for the love of God."
Greed clicks open a can of beer, then says, "Shut up and stop being a WUSSY!" Thom and Jen fall to the ground laughing. Kimblee, whimpering with pain, attempts to crawl to the door, only to be stopped by Greed's foot stomping on his back.
Kimblee then yells, "My spine, you bastard, you broke my spine!"
Greed replies, "You're still a wussy. I said STOP BEING A WUSSY, GOD DAMN IT!"
The scene ends with everyone but Kimblee holding their sides from laughter.