Chapter 3: Kimblee's Bad Day
The Oblivion and Blast alchemists are playing darts and Kimblee, the idiot, walks in front of the board as Thom throws a dart. The dart flies through the air, and lodges its self in Kimblee's forehead.
Kimblee jumps back screaming, "MY HEAD! YOU FREAKING BASTERD!"
Thom is laughing his head off, and Jen glares at her brother. Thom, wanting to have some fun, pulled out a penny and dropped it down Kimblee's pants. He then detonated it. Unfortunately for Kimblee, Thom made the blast a bit more powerful then he intended and blew of Kimblee's right butt cheek. Jen grabs the collar of Thom's coat, and yells at him over Kimblee's howls of pain.
"WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR? YOU RUINED HIS ASS!"
Thom then replies "I didn't mean for that to happen!" Then he cocks an eyebrow and says, "Why do you care about his ass anyway?"
Jen turns a deep shade of crimson (pun intended), and she slaps Thom across the face. She then grabs both Thom and Kimblee and a few minutes later throws them into chairs at the local hospital.
She turns to the doctor and says, pointing at Kimblee, "That one got his ass blown up." Then she points to Thom and says, "And that one is an asshole, FIX IT!"
The scene closes with the three of them sitting in the Devil's Nest, Kimblee's ass is covered in bandages, and Thom's already spiky hair is sticking straight up in the air, as a result off shock therapy(to keep him from being an asshole). Jen is sitting between them, looking very happy and content.