Everyone check out Thought's companion piece "Pink Is Not Your Colour", 'Because you know you want to know what's going on with the rest of the team.' ...

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"Stop that."

"Stop what?"

"That."

"Could you be more specific, Ziva? I'm doing so much. Being charming, witty, dashing."

"Hah, you wish."

"Admit it. It's taking all your strength not to jump me right now."

"I wish I could jump on you and kill you."

"With super sexy skills?"

"Eugh!"

"Admit it. You want me. You want me bad."

"Tony, the day I admit that I want you is the day where I will dress all in pink and be run over by a car driven by a zebra."

"So you admit it then."

"I just said-"

"That on your deathbed -- well death day, at least -- you will confess your love for me. You've got it bad."

"I've got nothing!"

"Sure, deny all you want, Ziva. It only shows me that with each passing second you want me more and more."

"Fine, Tony. I want you. You get me 'hot'"

"We should get back to work"

"That's it? No 'let me see your underwear'? No 'let's do it on Gibbs' desk'?"

"No. Granted, the desk would enjoy it, but no."

"Tony-"

"Ziva, no means no."