Chapter 5: FullMetal SmackDown!
Guess who's back on the sugar! To those of you who are fans of wrestling, you should like this. I would like to give credit to the author, UltimatePalmTree, for giving me the idea for Kimblee's theme music (Twisted Transistor). All of the theme songs belong to their respective owners. This idea came to me while I was playing Smackdown! vs. Raw 2005. I have incorporated actual wrestling moves and entrance music into this. For example, Greed's music is the same as the general manager of Raw, Eric Bishoff. Well, enjoy.
This starts at the somewhat altered Devil's Nest pub. Where there would normally be a bar, stools, and tables, there is now a fully operational wrestling ring. The Blast alchemist is seen wearing a full suit, with his normally spiky hair slicked back. His sunglasses, which are normally perched on his forehead, are covering his eyes. There are seats set up all around the ring. Thom smiles, and begins to walk toward the ring. As he does, the song, Metalinges by Alter Bridge plays aloud. The lyrics go like this,
On this day, I see clearly,
Everything has come to life,
A bitter place and a broken dream,
And we'll leave it all behind.
The music ends as he enters and heads to the center of the ring. He then says aloud, "The show will begin shortly. We just have to finish preparations." He then gets out of the ring and walks over to stand next to Greed, who amazingly, is also in a suit. A moment later, the Oblivion alchemist attempts to come through the door, only to be stopped by none other than Alex Louise Armstrong and Izumi's husband Sig, who are both wearing security guard uniforms. Izumi looks over at them, nods, and they allow the Oblivion alchemist to pass.
She instantly walks over to where Thom and Greed are standing, and grabs her brother by his tie. She then says, "I have two questions for you: 1. Why are you in a suit? and 2. What the hell did you do?"
Greed cuts in saying, "We, my dear Oblivion, have created the new sports sensation, Fullmetal Smackdown. Would you care to stay and watch the match?"
Jen replies, "That all depends on who's fighting."
Thom answers with a smirk, "It's Law vs. Kimblee."
Jens eyes widen in surprise for two reasons. The first reason is because her brother somehow convinced Kimblee to fight for him, against Law of all people. The second is because the Crimson alchemist had walked up and put his arm around her shoulders.
Kimblee said with a smile, "You came to watch me fight? How sweet."
Jen spins around and can't help but blush when she notices that Kimblee is shirtless and has his normally tied up hair loose. Spinning around so that he doesn't notice her blush (and failing miserably), she notices for the first time that Law has been standing behind Greed. He is wearing black trunks, and looks ready for a fight. Greed smiles and walks toward the ring, the following music playing as he does.
I'm back and I'm better than ever,
Got a knack for making things better,
Face facts, cuz your opinion don't matter,
This maniac is gonna step on whoever,
It's time, get in line, cuz I'm gonna make some changes,
Kicking ass, taking names, so get your ass in line.
The music dies and he steps into the middle of the ring, followed by Frank Archer, who is wearing a referee's striped shirt. Greed raises a microphone and says, "The games shall now begin." Greed leaves and Archer takes the microphone.
Archer says, "From Lab 5, the Crimson alchemist, Zolf Kimblee." As he says this, the song Twisted Transistor starts playing and Kimblee enters the ring. Archer then says, "and his opponent, also from Lab 5, the bull chimera Law." The song Bombshell starts to play as Law enters the ring. The two opponents walk towards each other in the ring, Archer standing between them.
Jen turns to the Blast alchemist and asks, "How the hell did you enlist Archer as an associate to your scheme?"
He replies, "Simple my dear sister, we just gave him a cut of the profits; that, and he wants to see Kimblee get creamed."
Archer states that the announcers for the fight have arrived. Taking the four seats at the announcers table are Roy Mustang, Jean Havoc, Ed Elric, and his brother Al. Archer smirks at Kimblee and says, "Lets get ready to rumble."
As the ring bell sounds, Kimblee lunges at Law and attempts a German Suplex, only to have it reversed into a Piledriver. Law picks up Kimblee and Irish Whips him into the ropes.
Taking the opportunity, Jen asks Kimblee, "How on Earth did my brother convince you to do this?"
Kimblee smiles and answers, "He arranged a match that I would do anything to see." He stops talking because Law grabs him by the hair and drags him to the center of the ring. Then he drop kicks him.
Izumi's voice is heard over the crowd yelling, "Hit him with a chair!"
Greed smiles and tosses a steel chair into the ring, which Law picks up and slams into Kimblee's back. The now dented chair is tossed from the ring, and Kimblee is put into the Master Lock. Unable to stand the pressure, Kimblee taps out. Archer raises Laws hand in the air and declares him the winner. Dorchette drags Kimblee from the ring and sits him in a chair next to Thom and Greed.
To be continued in the next chapter.
Next match, bra and panties!