Chapter 6: FullMetal SmackDown! Part 2
This is the second part to my favorite chapter in this story. I made this chapter for all of my male readers. As I stated at the end of the last chapter, this will be a Bra and Panties match. I won't tell you who the fighters are, but I will tell you that my sister is going to KILL ME when she reads this. Enjoy this, because if I'm not dead after Jen reads this, I will be horrible mangled…. Jen, put down the bat…NOOOOOOOO!
Kimblee has a happy look on his face, and Jen can't figure out why, I mean, he just got his ass handed to him by the bull chimera. Her eyes widen in shock as Greed and Thom announce the next match.
Greed says into the microphone, "This next match is for all of the men out there."
Thom continues where Greed left off. "It's a bra and panties match between the snake chimera, Marta, and our own Oblivion alchemist." Having said that, he flashes his sister a very mischievous grin. Jen looks like she is about to explode with fury.
Kimblee pulls Jen close, giving her his usual grin, and whispers in her ear, "I can't wait to see the lingerie."
She turns with a furious look to her brother and yells in his face, "Why in hell did you sign me up for this?"
Thom replies with an innocent look, "It was the only way that I could get Kimblee to fight."
She turns back to Kimblee, who by this time has closed his eyes, and is day dreaming (you can guess about what). Greed and Thom push Jen off to the dressing room to change for her match. A few minutes later, she walks out in a belly shirt and short shorts.
She yells at Thom and Greed, blushing deeply, "I absolutely refuse to fight dressed like this!"
Thom says, pulling out his wallet, "How much?"
She says, "Put that away because I will not fight like this!"
Greed whines in a begging tone, "Come on, do it for Kimblee."
After much groveling, Jen finally submits. She walks out to the ring and gets even more pissed when she notices that Marta is wearing her normal pants and tank top.
She turns to Thom and once again yells in his face, "How come I have to dress like a slut, but she doesn't?"
Thom replies, "Sorry sis, but Kimblee bribed us."
She gives Kimblee an icy stare as he slips Marta a fifty dollar bill (he's bribing her to make sure that she wins).
She says, "Wait, hold on, Marta can stretch. How the hell am I supposed to beat her? Thomas, you made this an unfair fight on purpose, didn't you?"
He replies, "Yes, yes I did."
She scowls and says, pointing at Thom and Greed, "You know I'm going to kill you two for this." Then she points to a grinning Kimblee and says, "That goes for you too, Crimson Alchemist."
The ring bell sounds and Jen is dragged backwards by Marta.
Marta says, "Sorry Jen, it's nothing personal, but Kimblee bribed me to make sure that you lose." Then she ripped off Oblivion's shirt. A high-pitched whistle is heard over the roar of the crowd, and Jen recognizes the voice as Kimblee's.
"Note to self, kick Kimblee's ass later!"
Back at the announcers table, Ed has covered Al's eyes as he stares transfixed at the sight before him. In the audience, Sloth does the same to Wrath.
Mustang yells, "Off goes the shirt!" Then he yells to Marta, "Try to get the shorts off too!"
Havoc, meanwhile, is nursing a nosebleed. Kimblee has a look on his face like he just blew up a building. Jen jumps up with a growl, and rips off Marta's tank top.
Greed gapes and says, "This is hot!"
Thom, who had been paying little attention, has his eyes fixed on Marta.
Jen turns to Archer and says, "You can stop staring now, Frank!"
Marta lunges at her, but she sidesteps, and seizes the opportunity by pulling down Marta's pants. The bell sounds, and Archer raises Jen's hand in victory. She puts her shirt back on, and jumps down to where Thom, Greed, and Kimblee are sitting.
She pops her knuckles, and pointing at all three of them says, "I'm going to kick all three of your asses!"
The scene ends with the three of them running away from a very pissed of Oblivion alchemist.