Chapter 8: FullMetal at the Movies Part 2: God Walks Among Them.

This chapter is dedicated to Beauty Blade Alchemist, who took the time to review, and gave me the ideas for the movies I will be screwing with. I don't own FullMetal Alchemist or the movies I mess with. I still need ideas, so please leave movie suggestions in a review.

After the little "episode" with Armstrong, Thom, Greed, and Archer walked on to the set of The Little Mermaid. Roy, Kimblee, and Ed soon joined them (wait a minute, Little Mermaid was an animated movie. How do they have a set from it? Oh well, I'll improvise). Some weird stuff happened when Envy ran up and turned into Sebastian. It got even weirder when he started playing the music for the song Under the Sea. As the music started, everyone got caught up in the moment and started SINGING! The song lyrics go like this. (What? Yes, I know the whole song by heart, what's wrong with that?)

The seaweed is always greener

in somebody else's lake.

You dream about going up there…

but that is a big mistake.

Just look at the world around you,

right here on the ocean floor.

Such wonderful things surround you,

what more is you looking for?

Under the sea,

Under the sea,

Darling it's better down where it's wetter,

take it from me.

Up on the shore they work all day,

out in the sun they slave away…

While we devoting full time to floating,

Under the sea.

Under the sea, under the sea,

Since life is sweet here,

we got the beat here,

naturally.

Even the sturgeon and the ray,

they get the urge and start to play.

We got the spirit; you got to hear it,

Under the sea.

Under the sea, under the sea,

Where the sardine begin the beguine,

it's music to me.

What do they got, a lot of sand?

We got a hot crustacean band.

Each little clam here,

know how to jam here,

Under the sea.

Each little slug here,

cutting a rug here,

Under the sea.

Each little snail here,

know how to wail here,

that's why it's hotter

Under the water,

yeah we in luck here

down in the muck here, under the sea.

(Don't you just HATE THAT SONG? I had to play it over in my head at least twenty times to get it right, so I do now.)

After the song ended, Roy turned to Ed and said, "Hey, FullMetal, your perfect for this part, The Little Mermaid."

Ed's face went dark and he yelled at Roy, "WHO ARE YOU CALLING SMALLER THEN A WATER MOLECULE?"

Everyone started laughing, and it continued till Greed said, "Gentlemen, what goes on under the sea…." they all said this next part in chorus, "Stays under the sea."

All of their faces held looks of horror as Lust, Jen, and Riza walked up with a video camera.

Thom asked, "How long have you three been filming?"

Jen smiled maliciously and said, "Long enough."

Lust smirked and said, "Hello, blackmail."

Jen looked at Archer and asked, "Frank, are you high or drunk?"

Archer replies, "Neither, I crashed and sobered hours ago."

The Jen asked, "How do you know the words to that song?"

Archer just stares at the ground.

Then Kimblee exclaims, "Oh my God, Archer watches Disney movies!"

They all heard music and turned to see Havoc, Fuery, Falman, and Breda, coming from the set of Napoleon Dynamite, driving up in Pedro's cousin's low-rider.

Havoc turned on the hydraulics and as the car bounced up and down, he yelled to Roy, "Hop in, Colonel."

Mustang smiled and said, "I have a better idea."

He ripped off his military jacket, and revealed a "Vote for Pedro" shirt. He then started dancing exactly like Napoleon Dynamite. The dance was flawless (Am I the only one that gets the feeling that he has practiced this?). He looks at the three girls, smiles, and says, "Does this turn you on, ladies?"

The three girls gave him a look of disgust. Lust turned her fingers into blades, Jen drew her sword, and Hawkeye cocked her gun.

As they started walking towards Mustang, Kimblee said, "This fic is getting weird, who the hell writes this stuff?"

After his comment, a bolt of lightning struck the ground in the center of the Fullmetal cast.

When the smoke cleared, it revealed a second Blast Alchemist, who said, "I write it."

The Blast Alchemist from the story said, "Who the hell are you?"

The second Thom replied, "I am the real Thomas Roadruck, pen name Blast Alchemist, but you can call me Writer."

Fuery inquired, "So if you're the writer, technically, aren't you our God?"

Writer smiled and replied, "In a way, yes, I am."

Kimblee's face held a look of outrage. He yelled at the writer, "If you are the all knowing, all powerful entity in this world, how come I never get any? I mean, can't you just make Jenny…"

Writer raised his hand and said, "Don't go there, Kimblee! If you feel that you must continue this conversation, just remember this: I have the power to put you in a revealing, frilly pink dress, and send your ass back to prison!"

Kimblee jumps behind Jen and says, "Jenny, don't let him do it!"

Riza smiles and says, "I think I am going to like this guy."

Kimblee says, once again, "You never answered my question about…"

Writer's face turns dark and he says, "I told you what would happen if you continued this conversation."

The writer snaps his fingers, and a pink dress appeared on Kimblee. He then disappeared in a cloud of smoke.

Riza smiles again and says, "I think I really like this guy."

Archer comments, rubbing his eyes, "I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that!"

Kimblee reappears a moment later, with the color drained from his face.

Greed glances at him and asks, "What happened to you?"

Kimblee stares at the ground and says, "I would rather not talk about it."

Jen throws her arms around him and lays her head on his shoulder before saying, "Aww, poor Kimmy."

Kimblee stares dumbfounded into space, and then says, "Thank you, God."

Writer smiles again and says, "Don't mention it, but this is a one-shot deal, so don't get used to it."

Mustang crawls on his knees over to Writer's feet and says, "Oh, merciful one, could you please put Riza in a miniskirt, just for one minute?"

Writer stands thinking about it for a moment, and then says, "I don't know…ah, the hell with it."

He snaps his fingers and a miniskirt appears on Lt. Hawkeye. He then says, "Ask, and you shall receive," then he points to Kimblee and says, "except you, Zolf."

A muffled "damn" is heard from the back of the group.

He lowers his hand and says, "I'd better get going, but I'll be back from time to time to check on you. Greed, keep Kimblee in line for me. Well, see you later." He snaps his fingers one last time and disappears. The scene ends.

Author's Note: As you read, I put my self into the story. I will be entering my fic from time to time from now on, so watch out for a character called Writer. P.S. If you give me ideas, I will dedicate a chapter to you too.