First, I want to say thanks to all reviewed my story! Thankyou very much!

Second: sorry! I said that chapter 4 will be named "Feverish dreams", instead... chapter5 will be "Feverish dreams"!

Third: the other chapters will be worse and worse (worse because they will be a nightmare for little poor Allen)... so I wrote this before those. The calm before the storm, or something like this...

Good reading, and I hope you will laugh! (I will call the younger Allen "little Allen", so everyone will understand)

4. The snowman

It was snowing: slight bows of ice like dandruff were falling on the already white city, and the sun wasn't in sight under those snowy clouds.

"I wonder why is snowing..."

"Sometimes it snows, Lavi"

"Yes, I know that... but at July!!"

Allen sighed "Well, I believe today is that day"

"What day?"

"When I was little, it snowed. And that was the first time for me that I saw the snow, so..."

"Can I go out and play with the snow? Eh? Can I?"

Allen moaned again, saying "So, this"

"You will become ill with this cold weather" The answer of Mana came cold like a blizzard, and instantly little Allen put on cute pale-blue big eyes "But...!! Please! I will... If it will become too cold, I'll return home! It's the first time and maybe the last that I see the snow and I can play with it..." Fake tears came to help the small one.

Allen heard his father groaned and he nearly laughed at how he could be annoying

"Go! Do whatever you want! But if I even hear you sneeze..." but awfully persuasive, when he was younger.

And Mana didn't have time to end his phrase, that little Allen was already outside, yelping joyfully "Thanks, thanks, thanks, dad! I love you!"

"That little brat..." Muttered the man, giving to the child a last gaze before return at his business: trying to make burn a fire that didn't want to stay alive.

"Really, Allen... you were a brat" Lavi said, laughing at him.

"I was little"

"When I was little I was more and more, and more, and more..."

"We have understood, Lavi" Lenalee and Allen said at unison.

"...and more, and more, more, more, more..."

"Lavi, stop!"

"...more, more, more..."

"Lavi..."

"...more..."

"...can..."

"...more, more..."

"...you..."

"...more, more, more and more..."

"...STOP!?"

"...and more lovely!"

"Finally!" Lenalee and Allen said at unison again.

"Look! Cute little Allen is trying to make a snowman!" Lavi yelled, pointing a finger to the child.

The older one froze "Cute... little?"

"Yes, you were very cute and very, very, very small. I'm really sure about that" He nodded, a solemn look into his eyes.

"Ahhhh!!"

And at that dreadful shriek, the three exorcists quickly turned to little Allen, already prepared to attack everything was assaulting the poor child...

"An Akuma!?"

"Damn, if he..."

"Innocence, active!!"

...only finding the "poor child" buried alive under a metre of snow. While Lenalee and Allen looked at each other with puzzled gazes, Lavi started to laugh "Ah, ah, ah! The terrible monster was... snow!!"

"You know... in the 97 of the cases, the people die choked under metres of snow"

Lenalee nodded in agreement, but Lavi said "You have invented that now, right?"

"..."

"Right?"

"...yes... but now we have more important things to do!"

"Like?"

"Like save me!!" And he started to run to save his little one version, who was choking under metres of snow. Unfortunately, his foot slipped on the icy ground, so, not only one Allen must be saved, but two.

"Allen, you're an idiot"

"Sbob mabe bun ob me anb bame bo helb me, bamn you!!" (He's having an hard time to talk with metres of snow inside his mouth... if someone didn't understand, here the translation: "Stop make fun of me and came to help me, damn you!!"

"Why are you writing this story against me...?" teary eyes

"YOU!? WHY ARE YOU OUTSIDE OF MY STORY!?"

"..."

"EH!?"

"...didn't want to choke under metres of snow..."

"They want tragedy, and I only give them what they want. So, GO BACK!!"

"Them, who?"

"Them: the reading public"

"...I hate them..."

"Me too \nothing personal!\ but now... PLEASE, GO BACK!"

"...'kay..."

"Finally..." phew

"Hey! How are you doing?"

"...Lavi...?"

"Yes! The only one!"

"GO. BACK!!"

"Someone is angry, eh?"

"If you don't go back I will ask to the Earl of the Millennium to torture you to death"

"You can't do something like this!"

"I'm the writer, I can do ALL I want"

shudder "I go back right now"

"Good boy!"

And finally we can go back to the story!)

"Sbob mabe bun ob me anb bame bo helb me, bamn you!!"

"Yes, yes... whatever you want, beansprout"

And finally, Allen could breathe and talk like a normal person "Thanks..." He sighed, looking at his younger body, who was free too, and that was making a strange snowman... a really strange one.

"You know, Allen..."

"Yes?"

Lavi turned to him with a shining look "That snowman... it seems like..."

"Like?"

"Like !" (Sorry, but I leave what the snowman looks like at your imagination)

And, then little Allen sneezed.

You liked it? I know the story isn't truly "happy", but I really wanted to put a funny chapter... after all, even in the anime or in the manga, there are funny chapters! I'm sure that sometimes make a laugh is okay between the falling cries (...wow... I wonder from where these words came...)

: D AcqueCristalline