Chapter 11: The Movies Return

Guess who's high again! This time it isn't from sugar (just kidding, it is). I am dedicating this chapter to Roy-Fan-33, who gave me the ideas for the movies I will be screwing with. (Haven't I written this before?) I will continue therapy with Mr. Rogers after this chapter. Sorry it took so long to update, I just got a job, and my boss is just like Izumi (She yells a lot). Enjoy.

Thom, Greed, Jen, Kimblee, Envy, and Ed were sitting around at the movie sets once again. Thom was rocking back and forth in the fetal position, and sucking his thumb.

Envy looked at him and asked Greed, "What's wrong with him?"

Greed answered, "Rogers cut him off from cigarettes, he's gone three weeks without one and he's not doing very well."

Havoc happened to walk by at that moment, and Thom jumped forward, grabbed his leg and said, "Havoc, I have one VERY important question. This may sound stupid, but do you have a smoke?"

Havoc handed him a cigarette, which he instantly lit. Having smoked a cigarette, Thom returned to normal and said, "How can we enjoy making fun of movies when we have to go back to that fruitcake Mr. Rogers tomorrow?"

Envy asked, "How is therapy anyway?"

Greed snapped back, "Horrible!"

Ed and Envy began laughing their asses off. Envy disappeared for a few moments, and reappeared as one of the aliens from Scary Movie 3. He threw his arms around Kimblee's neck, and started choking him.

Kimblee spun around, and punched him in the jaw saying, "What the hell is your problem?"

Envy put on a look of innocence and said, "I was saying hello."

Kimblee says, "What?"

Jen explains, "That's how the aliens say hello. Haven't you ever seen Scary Movie 3?"

"No," replied Kimblee.

Jen smirked and said, "Envy, show Kimblee how the aliens say good-bye."

Anyone who has seen the movie knows what happens next. Envy kicked Kimblee in the testicles.

Greed shot Jen a disapproving look and says, "Now that was just mean. That is the one thing you never do to a guy, no matter what!"

Jen smirked and said, "I didn't do anything to him, Envy did."

Thom clicked open a beer and shook his head. He then said, "You're a sick, sadistic bitch, Jen."

Jen smirked again and replied, "I know."

Archer walked up and, noticing Kimblee writhing on the ground in pain, asked, "What happened to him."

Thom replied, "Jen made Envy kick him in the testicles."

Archer looked at Jen and said, "You're a sick, sadistic bitch."

Thom jumped up and yelled, "Thank you!"

Kimblee stumbled to his feet and said, "Envy, I am going to kick your ass!"

About that time, Mustang walked up pushing a prop from Scary Movie 4 (the torture machine from inside the tripod at the end of the movie). The mechanical arms reached out and latched onto Kimblee's nipples and they began to rotate.

Thom started to laugh and then said, "Enjoy your purple nurple."

Kimblee tried to run away, but was flattened by a tripod.

Scar came out and yelled, "DEATH TO ALL STATE ALCHEMISTS!"

He flew off somewhere, and Kimblee pried himself from the ground saying, "What the hell is wrong with the writer today? If he were here right now, I would kick his ass!"

Kimblee wore a look of horror as a pink dress suddenly appeared on him, and he yelled, "I'm sorry! Please don't do it!"

The scene ends with Kimblee in the fetal position, and every one else laughing hysterically.