Chapter 15: Crazy Drunken Fun, Part 1

Can't…write…too…much…sugar! I haven't put this in a while, but I don't own FMA. Enjoy my crazed ramblings. Sorry it took so long to update, please forgive me. I have some good news, I got a new schedule at work and I have more time off, so I can update quicker. I can come up with this stuff because my mind is full of crazy, random thoughts. I have three words for all of you, WORK IS HELL! Please review.

If you recall, in the last chapter, Rogers went BOOM! This chapter starts at the Devil's Nest, where everyone is celebrating freedom from therapy. Greed raised his beer and said, "I want to make a toast to Thom and Kimblee for freeing us by murdering that fruity bastard Rogers. I have a song regarding Rogers for us to sing. It goes like this." Greed and everyone started to the following song,

For he's a very dead fellow, for he's a very dead fellow,

For he's a very dead fellow, who got his ass blown away!

Thom left the party for a little while, and came back a few minutes later driving the Furor's limo! He walked back into the Nest and said, "Hey guys, come see what I found!" Greed walked out followed by Jen, Kimblee, Ed, Winry, Riza, Al, Mustang, Lust, and Archer.

Upon seeing the limo, Jen looked at Thom and said, "Is that the Furor's limo? YOU'RE INSANE!"

Thom smirked and said, "Hop in and let's have some fun. It's fully stocked with beer."

Greed yelled, "I got shotgun."

Kimblee turned to Jen and said, "I suggest you don't get too drunk, I will take advantage."

Jen frowned and said, "Thanks for the warning, now just get in the car."

They all got into the limo and Greed asked Thom, "How fast can this thing go?"

Thom grinned and said, "I don't know, but we are going to find out." He then slammed his foot onto the gas petal and the car took of down the road.

Everyone in the back started freaking out and Archer yelled at Thom, "You are the worst driver I have ever seen!"

Thom turned around and said, "Do you want me to come back there?"

Jen yelled, "TURN AROUND AND DRIVE, OR WE ARE GOING TO DIE!"

Thom slowed down to a stop right in front of Wal-Mart (I know, there weren't any Wal-Marts back then, but bare with me). Thom parked the car and they all went inside.

Now the fun begins (evil laugh).

Riza turned to Jen and asked, "Of all the places your brother could have taken us, why Wal-Mart?"

Jen replied, "Thom works in mysterious and stupid ways."

As soon as they got inside, Ed started darting around, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible. Kimblee grabbed him and asked, "What in Ishbala's name are you doing?"

Ed replied, "Having fun."

Jen looked around a moment later and noticed that everyone was gone. She said to herself, "Oh-no, a bunch off drunken idiots loose in Wal-Mart can cause a world of trouble."

While she was looking for them, Thom, Greed, Kimblee, and Ed had started a race with the electronic carts. About half way down the isle, Ed crashed into an old lady and was disqualified. Greed slammed into the side of Kimblee and made him crash into the stuffed animals. Nobody won because Thom and Greed had a low-speed collision and fell on their sides.

After they got free, they went to the hardware isle and picked up some superglue. They went to the bathroom and put it on one of the toilet seats. Gluttony soon came by and sat on it. Lust happened to walk buy and heard Gluttony straining and saying, "Help! Help me! I can't get off, someone help me get off! Lust, help!"

Lust gulped and said, "I'm sure you'll be fine." She slowly backed away and left Gluttony glued to the toilet.

Author's note: There will be another chapter, THE CRAZED FUN HAS ONLY BEGUN! If you have some crazy things for me to put in, by all means let me know. Rock-on, people!