Chapter 18: Crazy Drunken Fun Part 4: Funs Over.

Howdy-ho everybody! I'm back to fill your day with laughter once again.

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Well, it was Blast's turn, but he's in a coma, so Archer (who just recovered from his seizure) took his turn. Archer looked around and said, "I've had enough of this karaoke crap, so let's do something else."

Greed replied, "Yeah, so somebody grab Captain Coma over there and get in the limo."

Kimblee yelled, "I call shotgun!"

Envy said, "I'm driving!" Everybody gasps out of shock.

Throwing Blast's unconscious carcass into the back, everyone entered the limo. Envy started the car and, not five minutes later, crashed into the Fuhrer's house. Everyone jumped out, and with Greed and Kimblee carrying Thom, ran off in various directions as the Fuhrer ran outside. While Greed and Kimblee stopped to catch their breath outside by a bakery dumpster, a discarded barrel of honey fell on Blast, coating him in the sticky goo and awakening him.

Blast peeled himself off of the ground and asked, "Why am I all sticky and covered in honey? Did I miss something fun?" As Greed and Kimblee filled him in on the details, the others rejoined them.

After being filled in, Thom turned to Envy and said, "You moron! Once again, your stupidity nearly killed us!" Everyone stood in shock, staring at Blast. Sensing something was amiss, he asked, "Pride's right behind me isn't he?" He turned around to meet with the unwelcoming face of the Fuhrer. Gulping, he remarked, "Oh well, we're boned."

Ten minutes later, they were all packed into the Fuhrer's living room, while he screamed his head off at them. The Fuhrer looked from Blast to Kimblee to Greed and snapped, "You are in the worst trouble of all! You for stealing my limo, you two for joy-riding in it," and turning to Envy, "and you for wrecking it, along with half of my house! Soldiers, take them away to be punished! The rest of you will pay for every cent of the damages."

Amidst the noise of various grumbles and pens scratching against the surface of checkbooks, Oblivion asked what would happen to the other four.

Pride grinned and said, "They'll get what's coming to them."

Meanwhile, Blast, Greed, Kimblee, and Envy are being led into a very familiar looking room. Kimblee looked around, talking in the blood-stained padded walls and barred windows. He exclaimed, "Hey! Isn't this Mr. Rogers' office?" Thom glanced at the ceiling and said, "Yeah, there's still a piece of him up there!" The soldiers strapped them in to chairs, and hastily retreated as a mechanism in the far corner was activated.

Two hours later, the others went to retrieve their friends. When they asked the guards what happened, they explained that the 'mechanism' was merely a very large t.v. set and the 'torture' was continuous reruns of Barney and Friends.

One of the guards shuddered and said, "I really feel sorry for those guys." They opened the door and walked inside, only to notice Blast in the corner, rocking back and forth in the fetal position muttering, "I love you…you love me…" Kimblee sat slumped in his chair with drool seeping out of his mouth. Due to the various dents in the walls, it was apparent that Greed, who was unconscious on the ground, had slammed his head into the wall many times.

Envy remarked with a cheery grin on his face, "That was the best torture I've ever been through."

Jen shook her head and said, "I knew he wasn't right in the head."

They gathered their fallen friends and dragged them back to the Devil's Nest. Once there, they put Greed, Blast, and Kimblee through a strict de-barnification process. (Don't ask what that means, I'm not even sure.)