Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts or Cupid, yadda yadda yadda.

"So who's my next victim-er love curee. Let's see...whoa! What happened to that guy! Eye patch, messed up teeth, and a scar! Yikes, hope that didn't happen to him in a past love life," the god of love pondered, "he looks like he could use some lovin' so...random shot!" And he spun wildly in a circle and let out an arrow that went straight to Saix.

"...ow. What hit me?" said the luna diviner as he turned around to see the freeshooter, who happened to be across the room. "Xigbar...I never knew he was so beautiful, almost-nay even more beautiful than the moon...he will be mine-but what's this? Larxene trying to talk to someone as divine as Xigbar?! She will die!" so he went charging.

"Larxene, didn't Xemnas issue us a mission?" said the unsuspecting Xigbar as he was tackled by the enraged Saix. "NOOOO! Mighty Xigbar, you musn't talk to this vile creature! She will do nothing but spoil your absolute mind!"

That caused a major sweat drop by both Larxene and Xigbar.

"What are you talking about, luna idiot?" said Xigbar, when his mouth was abruptly covered up by Saix. "Uh...I'm gonna start preparing for the miss"- but Larxene wasn't able to finish due to Saix backhanding her. "And YOU! I'll teach you to think you can even TALK to the great and beautiful Xigbar!" "Saix, are you sick in the head"- and again Xigbar was shushed by Saix. "Shhh...don't let cretins hear your magnificent voice!" "I'm a cretin, am I! Saix, you've gone too"-but this time she won't be getting up for a while for Saix hit her with his big (name of weapon here). "Now, to show my love for you in hopes of impressing your greatness!" "Eh...no." were the words of Xigbar.

"Saix? Are you okay?" Xigbar asked as he waved his hand in saix's face in hopes of a response, but none. "Saix?"

"You...don't LIKE ME?!? I can prove to ou, O' great Xigbar! Give me a chance!!!" yeled Saix as he madly ran towards Xigbar in a flurry trying to grab him but Xigbar ain't givin' up that easily. This chase scene went on like this for a while until it wore off, causing this: Xigbar running like a maniac, not looking where he was going so he ran into a wall, causing Saix to run into him and slam him into the wall further, causing a dent. A piece of the celing cracks and falls on the head of Cupid, which caused him to drop his quiver of arrows sending one flying right into Zexion, who unluckily was passing by Larxene, who was watching the entire scene laughing.

"Ow! Huh, oh no my arrows! Hopefully no one saw them-whoops." were his words when he saw the way Zexion was looking at Larxene. "Hee hee hee, this one wasn't my fault. Oh well..."

"Ow. What hit me?" said the now normal luna diviner who saw Xigbar imbedded in the wall, "Imbecile, how did this happen?" "How 'bout yo' crazy ass gonna chase me trying to get a kiss!" yelled a muffled Xigbar.

Hope you like, more to come!