"Ha ha ha! Oh man, I don't know what is going on, but I wish I could have gotten that on camera!" laughed the blonde Larxene. But just then she didn't notice the Cloaked Schemer staring at her, almost through her. "Okay, more weird things going on." And she would have left if it weren't for Zexion giving her a breathtaking kiss, which lasted for a full 10 seconds. When he stopped, he simply said in that mono tone of his, "Larxene, even though we have no feelings, I have a deep lust for you." And then he left.
She thought about it, and thought about it, and came to the conclusion that even though she has no feelings, she loves Zexion.
"Hey Zexion, wait!" she grabbed his arm that was holding the handle to his room's door, "I…um…well"-"What?" he asked. "I…like you." She said. "So." He replied as he slammed the door in his face, leaving her standing there, alone. "Z-Zexion?" she asked but no response. "Zexion, open up! I do like you! Give me a chance!" she yelled and pounded on the door, but he said nothing.
"Wha? Why the heck did my arrow wear off so fast? Stupid arrows! They're useless!" Cupid yelled as he threw the remaining arrows on the ground, sending them flying everywhere, including in the next victim, Marluxia. But first-
"You." "Huh?" Cupid turned around to see Zexion standing right behind him. He tried to escape but Zexion was too fast. "Listen here, you little bastard, I don't like being someone's guinea pig. So use your arrows on someone else or you'll be MY guinea pig." "Uhh..yeah-hey wait! I' a GOD! I do what I want!" Cupid yelled but his bravery was short-lived before Zexion made him a slave to his own fears.
Oh well…