This is just a very random fanfiction. JUST READ, GOD DARNIT!
23 floor...
Gaara and Sasuke, vacationing in a hotel to get away from dopes and fangirls, are on their way to the bottom floor. They go into an elevator.
"So, why are you here?" Sasuke asked. Gaara looked towards him.
"To get away from dopes and fangirls, mostly my siblings." Gaara replied. Sasuke replied.
"You?" Gaara continued.
"To get away from a dope and a lot of fangirls, mostly my teammates."
"Interesting." They both stood there. A ding was heard. A young lady walked in. She had tight jean pants and a pink tube top. Sasuke just kept his eyes cornered at the elevator door. Gaara was, well, being Gaara. A moment later another ding was heard. A teenager, just about the two men's age, came in. She had a red that revieled her stomache and a tight black skirt that stopped above her knees. Sasuke kept no eye-contact. Gaara was being Gaara, god darnit.
"Who are these people?" Gaara whispered. Sasuke shrugged and looked at the teen their age.
"What kind of woman shows that much skin?" Sasuke whispered. Gaara twitched.
"How are we ever going to servive?" Gaara pleaded. Two minutes later, three women walked in. One in a tight purple dress. Another in a white dress that stopped below her knees and the other wearing a pink dress with white Hawaian flowers on the right side.
"Hmmph.." Gaara mummbled. Sasuke looked at all the women one by one. He, then, tapped one of their shoulders. She turned around.
"May I help you?" She asked.
"Ahem... do you know all each other?"
"Oh no. We're just heading to the all girls' convention." She smiled and turned her back towards Sasuke. After a while, more women came in the elevator. Some dressed nicely and some dressed like those one girls from the rap videos we all see once in our lives.(Btw, this is a huge elevator. Why? Because I can make it that way! XD) All of the sudden, a voice was heard from a projecter.
"I'm sorry, but we are having some tenechal difficulties with elevator 12. It will be stopped from it's destination until further notice. Thank you." It said. One second passed. Suddenly, Gaara jumped up and ran around the elevator screaming, "SASUKE! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?! WE ARE STUCK INSIDE AN ODDLY HUGE ELEVATOR WITH A BUNCH OF WOMEN!"
"Gaara! Calm down! They won't bite you!" Sasuke pleaded.
"That's what they all say. That's what they all say, Sasuke. That's what they all... say." Gaara said. He sat in a corner and hid behind his gaurd. Sasuke slapped his face and slid it off. Sasuke patted his head.
"It's okay, Gaara. They are just women." Sasuke looked up at all the women that were staring at him. He lipped 'he's crazy' and twisted his finger pointing at his left ear. The women cocked their eyerows.
"Sir, are you alright?" One of the women asked. Suddenly, the projected voice came back up.
"Hello, resedents. Elevator 12 is, now working fine. You may get back to your destinations." It signed off. Sasuke and Gaara shot up.
"YAAAAAAAY!" They cheered. Finally, the elevator door opened. Gaara and Sasuke ran out. The elevator door closed. Sasuke and Gaara jumped up and down and cheered in joy. Then, Gaara looked up and saw the floor sign.
"23rd FLOOR?!" He screamed. Sasuke gasped.
"WHAT?!" Sasuke screamed.
"WE'RE RIGHT BACK WHERE WE STARTED!" Gaara cried.