Malfoy Twins
Chapter 3
By: GoddessMoonLady
Disclaimer:
GML: Hey! Harry and Draco are mad at me. Again.
Snape: Can you blame them?
GML: Yes! I can 'cause I'm the author, and there for in this story, and in
all my others, I am a goddess
Draco: rolls eyes and snorts Your full of it.
GML: Shut up, Draconus Dormiens Dear.
Harry: snicker Draconus Dormiens Dear.... Sleeping Dragon Dear... snort
Draco: Kiss my ass, Potter!
Harry: smirk Bend and Point, Malfoy.
Draco: Like Hell I will! That's Serena's job!
GML: smacks him in the back of the head Shut up, Draco.
Draco: pout
Harry: snicker You got told to shut up!
GML: Shut up, Golden Boy.
Harry: Pout
GML: sigh I'll just say I don't own 'HP' and get on with the story.
Snape: By the way, Does anyone actually read these weird disclaimers of
yours?
GML: frowns You know... I don't know. turns to readers Do you? Or am I
just doing this for my own entertainment?
H,D&S: rolls eyes
Key:
"Speech"
'Thoughts'
Tele-talk
"So, Which way to Gryffindork tower? And how far?" Draco asked, following Damion up the stairs.
"Gryffindor is on the seventh floor. We are on the fifth. You do the math there." Damion answered as he stepped onto the staircase heading up.
As the boys arrived in front of the portrait of the fat lady two 'crack's announced the arrival of Tink and Dobby.
"Master and Mistress Malfoy sent us to Help Master Damion move his trunk. You just point us to it Masters and we will do the rest." Dobby squeaked happily.
"Er-well, My dorm's a bit of a mess. I need to pack it up first." Damion said a bit embarrassed about how messy he was.
Draco snorted. 'Figures he'd be messy.' He shakes his head.
"That's ok, Young Master. Tink will clean it! I is having to clean Master Draco's room for years." Tink nodded, eager to get started.
"Er- right." Damion turned to the portrait.
"Hello, Harry, dear. What's all this about?" The fat lady greeted him curiously.
"Well, I'm transferring houses. It appears I was 'adopted' and my parents found me." Damion answered.
Aren't you forgetting something? Draco asked raising his eyebrow.
"Oh! And it turns out my name isn't Harry James Potter. It's Damion Narcissa Malfoy." Damion smiled.
Happy?
Yes.
Twit
Git
"A Malfoy, dear? You? Well, that explains a few things. Now, Password?"
Damion stared at her for a moment. What does she mean 'that explains a few things'? What things? He shook his head. "Mandragora"
Mandragora?
Neville thought of it.
Ah.
The portrait swung open to reveal the gold and scarlet common room. Damion led the way to the boy's staircase. Draco paused in front of the Girl's stairs.
"I wonder what kind of underwear Brown and Patil wear..." Draco lifted his foot to go upstairs and check.
"I wouldn't do that. You'll never make it up past the tenth step." Damion commented watching his brother.
"Oh yeah? Why not?" Draco sneered.
"See for yourself. Just don't say I didn't warn you." Damion shrugged, smirking.
"I think I will." Draco started up the stairs. Damion counted silently, waiting.
'7, 8, 9...' Damion smirked evilly as the steps all folded down into a ramp and Draco came sliding back down, landing on his rear.
"Don't say it." Draco interrupted as Damion opened his mouth to say 'I told you so.'. "Sheesh, who's smartass idea was it to have the stairs do that?"
"Godrick Gryffindor. He thought girls were more trustworthy then guys." Damion answered as he started up the stairs to the dorm rooms, "Now come on."
Draco followed his brother muttering about how 'the Slytherin dorms didn't do things like that' and how 'Bloody stupid' Gryffindors are.
Damion stopped in front of a door marked 'Fifth Years' and entered. He made his way over to his bed on the far end of the room.
"Gods, you weren't kidding, Dami. This place 'is' a mess." Draco wrinkled his nose as he looked around the room.
"It isn't all mine, Dra. Most of it belongs to Seamus and Dean. I swear. Those two are the male Bitches of Hogwarts." Damion smirked in amusement.
"Master Damion!" Squeaked Tink in surprise, "You language. Oh! What would the Mistress say!"
"Oops. Sorry, Tink." Damion looked down.
"It ok. Now, We will get started on this mess. You two head on down to dinner. Shoo." Tink shooed them out waving her hands after them as she and Dobby started cleaning up.
Damion and Draco started back down the stairs to the common room. Damion said good-bye to the fat lady as the made for the main staircases again and the long climb down to the Entrance Hall.
"I wonder how everyone's going to react when you sit at the Slytherin table in stead of Gryffindor." Draco commented as they passed the fourth floor landing.
"Don't know. What I want to know is how long will it take for these charms to wear off fully."
"Not long, I hope. Maybe Mother and Father can find a way to remove them." Draco looked thoughtful.
"Hmmm..." Damion muttered, distracted by his thoughts.
They stepped off the last staircase and crossed the Entrance Hall. They stopped in front of the Great Hall doors. Damion and Draco looked at each other.
"Well, Here goes nothing." Damion took a nervous step forward but Draco grabbed his arm.
"Hold on, Dami." Damion looked at him curiously, raising an eyebrow, "How about we... spice things up a bit, eh?" He grinned evilly.
Damion stared at him for a moment before grinning, "What have you got in mind?"
Ok, here's what we do. Draco smirked.
Everyone in the Great Hall were eating nervously. The Malfoys and Professor Dumbledore have already arrived and Lucius and Narcissa were trying to figure out where there boys were.
"Lucius, they should have been down here by now. Where could they be?" Narcissa was looking around the room as though expecting them to be sitting at one of the other tables.
"Now, now Narcissa. There probably up to something. You know those two. They'll want to make a huge scene to scare the other students." Lucius smirked.
"Hmmm... I hope they go to far. The entire school's already going to be in an uproar when they learn the truth about there precious 'Golden boy'. Anything too big and they might die of a heart attack." She smiled.
Suddenly the Great Hall doors slammed open. Every Head turned as Draco Malfoy came running into the Great Hall firing hexes behind him returning the hexes being fired at him by Harry Potter, chasing him.
"Come back here! Rictusempra!" Harry yelled.
"Not on your life!" Draco dodged the hex, "Expeliarmus!"
Harry's wand flew out of his hand, "Hey!" Harry tackled Draco. "Give it back!"
"No! Get off of me!"
"Give it back first!"
The boys rolled around on the floor in between the tables. Lucius and Narcissa looked at each other. Narcissa sighed dramatically before standing and making her way to the boys following her husband. They stood over the boys disapprovingly.
Ready for the shock? Mother's here.
This is gonna be good. That is 'if' we don't get in trouble for our little 'display'.
"Damion and Draco Malfoy! Stop this this instant!" Narcissa snapped. Both boys froze. They glanced up at her guiltily. They pasted on matching looks that said 'Uhoh. Busted.' "Damion get off your brother. Now!"
Harry let go of Draco and scrambled to his feet. Whispers where flying around the Great Hall. Did Mrs. Malfoy just call Harry Damion? What the hell's going on here?
"Draco Malfoy! Get off that floor. It's filthy." Narcissa ordered as she retch over and started to dust off Damion's robes. "Out of our sites for 2 seconds and your already trying to kill each other! Damion apologize to your brother. Draco give Damion back his wand and apologize."
Draco handed over Damion's wand. He put it away in his pocket. They looked at each other silently, well, silently to everyone but them that is.
Well, we pulled it off. Draco's eyes glittered with mirth though he kept his head down so no one else could see it.
Yup. Did you see Dad? He was dying to laugh. Great self-control though.
Yeah, seriously. He doesn't laugh in public. Never has. Shame. It's a rather nice sight.
"Well? Apologize!" Narcissa interrupted their silent conversation.
Both boys muttered "Sorry", then looked to their Mother for approval. She nodded then pointed to the Slytherin table.
"Sit. I believe the Headmaster has an announcement to make. We will discuss this little 'scene' after dinner. Now, sit!" Both boys hung their heads and silently made their way to the Slytherin table. The Gryffindors and Slytherins were extremely confused as to why Potter was sitting there.
Dumbledore stood holding his hand up for silence. His eyes were glittering with mirth. He had expected the boys to make a scene and they hadn't disappointed either.
"Now, before we begin dinner, I do have an announcement to make. As I am certain you have all noticed we have two guests joining us this evening." He motioned to the Malfoys, "They are joining us so they can spend a short time with their second son whom was just returned to them. Now, I'm sure you are all wondering. It has come to my attention that Harry Potter was not, in fact, a Potter. It turns out that he is Damion Malfoy. Mr. and Mrs. Malfoy's second son and Young Draco's twin." He certainly didn't miss the four glares sent his way when he said it came to his attention.
Who the Hell does Dumbledore think he is!? 'Come to my attention' my ass! He's the one that took you!
I know, does he really think he's fooling anybody?
Ronald Weasley stood from the Gryffindor table catching everyone's attention, "Sir, this is some kind of joke, right? I mean Harry isn't a Malfoy! He's Lily and James Potter's son! Very funny, sir, you almost had us there." There were a few chuckles around the room. Obviously he wasn't the only one who thought it was a joke.
"No Mr. Weasley. I am very serious. I'm certain everyone here has noticed that Young Harry-"
"Ahem!" Damion and Draco interrupted Dumbledore, glaring.
"That is Damion," The boys nodded, "has been changing. The glamour charms placed on him as a baby have already started to wear off. At this rate, the charms will be completely gone in a matter of three months, four at the most. When they are gone he will appear every bit a Malfoy. Now, Damion has already been resorted under his birth name. the hat placed him in Slytherin as you all can see." The end of this little speech was met with a shocked silence, except for the four other people whom already new.
The silence lasted for about a minute before.... Thump! thump thump thump thump thump! Almost all of the Hufflepuffs and a few Ravenclaws fainted. The Slytherins and Gryffindors were staring at the twins in shock. You could practically see the steam coming out of Ron's ears and Hermione was staring at Damion and Draco calculatingly. You could practically see her mentally putting the pieces together.
But it was the Thud! from the Head table that got the most attention. Snape had fallen off his chair in shock.
Damion and Draco looked at each other for about three seconds before they burst out laughing pounding their fists on the table. Narcissa covered her mouth, hiding the smile that was forcing it's way across her face. Lucius just smirked, his eyes glittering with surpresed mirth.
When the fit passed, Damion and Draco looked at each other grinning.
"Well, this is gonna be an interesting year." Damion smirked.
"Most definitely Brother dearest." Draco smirked back then they turned to the food that had appeared after the speech and tucked in. as they ate they had a cheerful talk with their parents completely ignoring the stares and whispers around them.
GML: Well? What do you all think? Draco: Didn't you start another fic already? GML: You Mean Future's twins? Yep! I'm already working on Chapter two! Harry: You just love to be self advertising, don't you? Dra, why do you go along with this stuff? Draco: Because you weren't here to snog. rolls eyes GML: Well! If you don't like it go away! glares Harry: Gladly. grabs Draco and drags him off for a snog fest Snape: Are they at it again?! sigh GML: Yup! grin Ok, Like it? REVIEW!!!
"So, Which way to Gryffindork tower? And how far?" Draco asked, following Damion up the stairs.
"Gryffindor is on the seventh floor. We are on the fifth. You do the math there." Damion answered as he stepped onto the staircase heading up.
As the boys arrived in front of the portrait of the fat lady two 'crack's announced the arrival of Tink and Dobby.
"Master and Mistress Malfoy sent us to Help Master Damion move his trunk. You just point us to it Masters and we will do the rest." Dobby squeaked happily.
"Er-well, My dorm's a bit of a mess. I need to pack it up first." Damion said a bit embarrassed about how messy he was.
Draco snorted. 'Figures he'd be messy.' He shakes his head.
"That's ok, Young Master. Tink will clean it! I is having to clean Master Draco's room for years." Tink nodded, eager to get started.
"Er- right." Damion turned to the portrait.
"Hello, Harry, dear. What's all this about?" The fat lady greeted him curiously.
"Well, I'm transferring houses. It appears I was 'adopted' and my parents found me." Damion answered.
Aren't you forgetting something? Draco asked raising his eyebrow.
"Oh! And it turns out my name isn't Harry James Potter. It's Damion Narcissa Malfoy." Damion smiled.
Happy?
Yes.
Twit
Git
"A Malfoy, dear? You? Well, that explains a few things. Now, Password?"
Damion stared at her for a moment. What does she mean 'that explains a few things'? What things? He shook his head. "Mandragora"
Mandragora?
Neville thought of it.
Ah.
The portrait swung open to reveal the gold and scarlet common room. Damion led the way to the boy's staircase. Draco paused in front of the Girl's stairs.
"I wonder what kind of underwear Brown and Patil wear..." Draco lifted his foot to go upstairs and check.
"I wouldn't do that. You'll never make it up past the tenth step." Damion commented watching his brother.
"Oh yeah? Why not?" Draco sneered.
"See for yourself. Just don't say I didn't warn you." Damion shrugged, smirking.
"I think I will." Draco started up the stairs. Damion counted silently, waiting.
'7, 8, 9...' Damion smirked evilly as the steps all folded down into a ramp and Draco came sliding back down, landing on his rear.
"Don't say it." Draco interrupted as Damion opened his mouth to say 'I told you so.'. "Sheesh, who's smartass idea was it to have the stairs do that?"
"Godrick Gryffindor. He thought girls were more trustworthy then guys." Damion answered as he started up the stairs to the dorm rooms, "Now come on."
Draco followed his brother muttering about how 'the Slytherin dorms didn't do things like that' and how 'Bloody stupid' Gryffindors are.
Damion stopped in front of a door marked 'Fifth Years' and entered. He made his way over to his bed on the far end of the room.
"Gods, you weren't kidding, Dami. This place 'is' a mess." Draco wrinkled his nose as he looked around the room.
"It isn't all mine, Dra. Most of it belongs to Seamus and Dean. I swear. Those two are the male Bitches of Hogwarts." Damion smirked in amusement.
"Master Damion!" Squeaked Tink in surprise, "You language. Oh! What would the Mistress say!"
"Oops. Sorry, Tink." Damion looked down.
"It ok. Now, We will get started on this mess. You two head on down to dinner. Shoo." Tink shooed them out waving her hands after them as she and Dobby started cleaning up.
Damion and Draco started back down the stairs to the common room. Damion said good-bye to the fat lady as the made for the main staircases again and the long climb down to the Entrance Hall.
"I wonder how everyone's going to react when you sit at the Slytherin table in stead of Gryffindor." Draco commented as they passed the fourth floor landing.
"Don't know. What I want to know is how long will it take for these charms to wear off fully."
"Not long, I hope. Maybe Mother and Father can find a way to remove them." Draco looked thoughtful.
"Hmmm..." Damion muttered, distracted by his thoughts.
They stepped off the last staircase and crossed the Entrance Hall. They stopped in front of the Great Hall doors. Damion and Draco looked at each other.
"Well, Here goes nothing." Damion took a nervous step forward but Draco grabbed his arm.
"Hold on, Dami." Damion looked at him curiously, raising an eyebrow, "How about we... spice things up a bit, eh?" He grinned evilly.
Damion stared at him for a moment before grinning, "What have you got in mind?"
Ok, here's what we do. Draco smirked.
Everyone in the Great Hall were eating nervously. The Malfoys and Professor Dumbledore have already arrived and Lucius and Narcissa were trying to figure out where there boys were.
"Lucius, they should have been down here by now. Where could they be?" Narcissa was looking around the room as though expecting them to be sitting at one of the other tables.
"Now, now Narcissa. There probably up to something. You know those two. They'll want to make a huge scene to scare the other students." Lucius smirked.
"Hmmm... I hope they go to far. The entire school's already going to be in an uproar when they learn the truth about there precious 'Golden boy'. Anything too big and they might die of a heart attack." She smiled.
Suddenly the Great Hall doors slammed open. Every Head turned as Draco Malfoy came running into the Great Hall firing hexes behind him returning the hexes being fired at him by Harry Potter, chasing him.
"Come back here! Rictusempra!" Harry yelled.
"Not on your life!" Draco dodged the hex, "Expeliarmus!"
Harry's wand flew out of his hand, "Hey!" Harry tackled Draco. "Give it back!"
"No! Get off of me!"
"Give it back first!"
The boys rolled around on the floor in between the tables. Lucius and Narcissa looked at each other. Narcissa sighed dramatically before standing and making her way to the boys following her husband. They stood over the boys disapprovingly.
Ready for the shock? Mother's here.
This is gonna be good. That is 'if' we don't get in trouble for our little 'display'.
"Damion and Draco Malfoy! Stop this this instant!" Narcissa snapped. Both boys froze. They glanced up at her guiltily. They pasted on matching looks that said 'Uhoh. Busted.' "Damion get off your brother. Now!"
Harry let go of Draco and scrambled to his feet. Whispers where flying around the Great Hall. Did Mrs. Malfoy just call Harry Damion? What the hell's going on here?
"Draco Malfoy! Get off that floor. It's filthy." Narcissa ordered as she retch over and started to dust off Damion's robes. "Out of our sites for 2 seconds and your already trying to kill each other! Damion apologize to your brother. Draco give Damion back his wand and apologize."
Draco handed over Damion's wand. He put it away in his pocket. They looked at each other silently, well, silently to everyone but them that is.
Well, we pulled it off. Draco's eyes glittered with mirth though he kept his head down so no one else could see it.
Yup. Did you see Dad? He was dying to laugh. Great self-control though.
Yeah, seriously. He doesn't laugh in public. Never has. Shame. It's a rather nice sight.
"Well? Apologize!" Narcissa interrupted their silent conversation.
Both boys muttered "Sorry", then looked to their Mother for approval. She nodded then pointed to the Slytherin table.
"Sit. I believe the Headmaster has an announcement to make. We will discuss this little 'scene' after dinner. Now, sit!" Both boys hung their heads and silently made their way to the Slytherin table. The Gryffindors and Slytherins were extremely confused as to why Potter was sitting there.
Dumbledore stood holding his hand up for silence. His eyes were glittering with mirth. He had expected the boys to make a scene and they hadn't disappointed either.
"Now, before we begin dinner, I do have an announcement to make. As I am certain you have all noticed we have two guests joining us this evening." He motioned to the Malfoys, "They are joining us so they can spend a short time with their second son whom was just returned to them. Now, I'm sure you are all wondering. It has come to my attention that Harry Potter was not, in fact, a Potter. It turns out that he is Damion Malfoy. Mr. and Mrs. Malfoy's second son and Young Draco's twin." He certainly didn't miss the four glares sent his way when he said it came to his attention.
Who the Hell does Dumbledore think he is!? 'Come to my attention' my ass! He's the one that took you!
I know, does he really think he's fooling anybody?
Ronald Weasley stood from the Gryffindor table catching everyone's attention, "Sir, this is some kind of joke, right? I mean Harry isn't a Malfoy! He's Lily and James Potter's son! Very funny, sir, you almost had us there." There were a few chuckles around the room. Obviously he wasn't the only one who thought it was a joke.
"No Mr. Weasley. I am very serious. I'm certain everyone here has noticed that Young Harry-"
"Ahem!" Damion and Draco interrupted Dumbledore, glaring.
"That is Damion," The boys nodded, "has been changing. The glamour charms placed on him as a baby have already started to wear off. At this rate, the charms will be completely gone in a matter of three months, four at the most. When they are gone he will appear every bit a Malfoy. Now, Damion has already been resorted under his birth name. the hat placed him in Slytherin as you all can see." The end of this little speech was met with a shocked silence, except for the four other people whom already new.
The silence lasted for about a minute before.... Thump! thump thump thump thump thump! Almost all of the Hufflepuffs and a few Ravenclaws fainted. The Slytherins and Gryffindors were staring at the twins in shock. You could practically see the steam coming out of Ron's ears and Hermione was staring at Damion and Draco calculatingly. You could practically see her mentally putting the pieces together.
But it was the Thud! from the Head table that got the most attention. Snape had fallen off his chair in shock.
Damion and Draco looked at each other for about three seconds before they burst out laughing pounding their fists on the table. Narcissa covered her mouth, hiding the smile that was forcing it's way across her face. Lucius just smirked, his eyes glittering with surpresed mirth.
When the fit passed, Damion and Draco looked at each other grinning.
"Well, this is gonna be an interesting year." Damion smirked.
"Most definitely Brother dearest." Draco smirked back then they turned to the food that had appeared after the speech and tucked in. as they ate they had a cheerful talk with their parents completely ignoring the stares and whispers around them.
GML: Well? What do you all think? Draco: Didn't you start another fic already? GML: You Mean Future's twins? Yep! I'm already working on Chapter two! Harry: You just love to be self advertising, don't you? Dra, why do you go along with this stuff? Draco: Because you weren't here to snog. rolls eyes GML: Well! If you don't like it go away! glares Harry: Gladly. grabs Draco and drags him off for a snog fest Snape: Are they at it again?! sigh GML: Yup! grin Ok, Like it? REVIEW!!!