Malfoy Twins
Chapter 7
By: GoddessMoonLady
Disclaimer:
GML::sigh: Sorry! Sorry! Didn't mean to take so long!
Draco: But you still did!
GML: I know! Shut up! I was away from the computer for a while while moving around from place to place.
Harry::rolls eyes:
GML: Now, I don't own 'HP' I just love torchering them. Crucio!
Draco::ducks:
Snape::nailed head on::drops in pain:
GML::eyes wide: Ooopps... :gulp: Uh... Gotta go::darts out of the room:
Snape: SERENITY!
D&H::snogging in the corner:
Key:
"Speech"
'Thoughts'
:Tele-talk:
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Damion and Draco ate little durring lunch, ancious for their meeting with the Weasley twins. As soon as they finnished they excused themselves from their friends and left the hall.
:So, where is this Rowena Room? And why haven't I heard of it: Draco asked as he followed his brother up the stairs.
:There are many rooms in this castle you haven't heard of Draco.: Damion tossed back over his shoulder to his brother as he started up another set of stairs heading for the third floor. :And to answer your first question, it's on the seventh floor, at the opposite end of the castle from the Gryffindor Common room.:
:The seventh floor! But we're only on the third! It'll take forever to get there: Draco stared at his brother in horror.
:No, it whon't. Quite being a Drama Queen, I know a short cut once we hit the next landing.: He hurried up the stairs with Draco behind him muttering about 'not being a drama queen'.
He stopped in front of a painting of an old lady in a rocking chair, bowing polightly, "Pardon me, Ma'am, but may we pass?"
The old lady smiled at him, "But of course, Laddy." The painting swung forward reveiling another stair case. Damion quickly started up the stairs with Draco following behind. At the top of the small staircase was another painting, Damion pushed it out and stepped out into the hall.
"We thank you, Ma'am." He bowed again. Draco blinked as he realised it was another painting of the same old lady, she smiled and waved them off as they started away. "That was Lady Mc'Dorlwent, a sweet old lady."
"Where are we now?" Draco asked, he had never been in this part of the castle before. He gazed around in intrest.
"The seventh floor, the Rowena room is around the corner here." He smirked as Draco stared.
"Impossible! We were just on the third floor landing!"
"And now we're on the Seventh floor. There are many staircases like the one we just used, you just need to know how to find them. There's one on the second floor that leads to the Gryffindor Common room corridor and another that leads from the dungeons to the Charms corridor. Quite useful that." He stopped before a large picture of a beautiful woman in royal blue. She was quite intellegent looking with her deep brown hair and bright knowing blue eyes.
"Hello, dears! What are you doing this far from the rest of the castle?" She addressed them with a slight smile.
"Lady Rowena, It's me, Harry. Well, Damion, now. This is my twin brother Draco." He smiled at the friendly portrait, he had made friends with Rowena back in third year when he was exploring the castle one night trying to relax.
"A pleasure to meet you dear," She smiled at Draco, "I take it your meeting those two rascals the Weasley twins, they are inside, have fun, loves." Rowena swung forward to reveal an arch in the wall. Damion lead Draco inside and sure enough Fred and George Weasley were sitting on a couch with a notebook and some other papers between them.
Fred looked up as the door opened, "Hey, mates! We were just dealing with a little buisness while we were waiting, come on in." He and George started packing up the papers as Damion and Draco joined them in front of the fire.
"So," said George, "You whant our help getting a touch of revenge on little Ronniekens, eh?" He grinned mischieviously. Damion and Draco nodded.
"Especially after-"
"What he did to Hermione." Damion finnished Draco's sentence angrilly. Fred and George exchanged amused glances.
"I see you've-"
"Discovered the habit-"
"Of finishing each-"
"Other's sentances."
Damion and Draco laughed. It was rather odd to have two sets of twins in the same room.
"Wait, what do you mean,"
"'After what he did to Hermione.'"
"What did he do?'
Fred and George stared as Draco recounted the tail for the twins, "And that's when Snape showed up. If he hadn't we would have hexed the Weasel to Hell and back." Damion nodded.
"Bloody git..."
"He deserves more then what we've come up with!"
"So what have you come up with?" Damion asked eyeing the twins curiously.
"The perfect plan for little Ronniekens and his little friends." Fred grinned.
"Total humiliation!" George nodded proudly.
Fred leaned forward, "Here's what we're going to do," Everyone else leaned forward to listen, evil grins splitting their faces the whole time.
The meeting broke up after everyone knew their parts. That night Fred and George snuck into the 6th year Gryffindor boy's dorm to charm their clothes while the rest of the Slytherins (Plus One Gryffinclaw and One Weaslette) set up the rest of the traps in the Entrance Hall. They wanted this where everyone would see. The Prank was planned to go off tommorow morning after Breakfast.
The next morning everone prepared themselves for 'set off'. Damion, Draco, Hermione, Ginny, and the rest of the Slytherin court sat around the Slytherin table whispering excitedly. They had invited the two girls to sit with them as their own house wasn't too welcoming at the moment.
"Everything all set?" Ginny whispered, eyeing her brother evilly.
"All set. Fred and George set up Weasel and we all finished off the rest last night." Damion confirmed.
"This is gonna be brilliant!" Pansy squeeled quietly.
:If not a touch horrifying: Draco smirk as Damion choked on a laugh.
:Ewww! Bad mental image Dra:
Draco snickered, "Everyone finished? They're watching us."
"Show time!" Blaise crowd quietly as the large group stood from the table and started for the doors.
The doors had just shut behind them when the Weasel and co. caught up.
"Hey! Snakes!"
Smirking slightly, the Slytherins, plus girls, quickly crossed into the activation circle and turned, waiting for the Gryffindors to join them. The Gryffindors didn't disapoint.
Ron, Seamus, and Dean approached them haughtily, not even realising the group had stopped only when reaching a certain spot.
"What's your problem now, Weasel?" Draco demanded.
"My problem is little snakes like you! You and your Freak brother!" Ron snarled. He didn't even notice as his robes became completley clear.
"Yeah, I can't believe you Hermione! Turning to them! I bet your just as big of a whore as their girls!" Seamus snarled. There whent his robes as well.
"Piss off! All three of you! You don't know anything!" Damion snarled.
"Ha!" Dean crowed, "Shut up, Slytherin Git!" There whent Dean's robes.
The insaults picked up, each time one of the boys insaulted Hermione, Draco, or Damion another peice of clothing vannishes, but since they're only becoming invisible none of the three even notice.
Finally it happened.
"Why don't all three of you go crawl in a hole and die!" Ron snarled, Dean and Seamus nodding. There whent the final straw, or rather cloth. Their boxers vannished.
The Slytherin girls (plus Hermione and Ginny) let out shrieks of disgust. The boys turned green and quickly turned away, shuddering with disgust.
"What the Hell is your problems? Finally hit a nerve did we?" Seamus sneered. Behind them the doors to the Great Hall flew open and the rest of the school poored out to head to their first class of the day. The crowd froze. Silence then... Girls shrieked and covered their eyes, guys burst out laughing, and The three 'robeless' figures looked around confused.
"Look down," Damione hissed grinning evilly.
Ron, Dean, and Seamus screamed like a set of girls and tried to run, only to find their feet glued to the floor! They struggled to cover themselves as the Slytherins laughed.
McGonagal, and Snape pushed their way through the crowd to see what was causing all the trouble.
:Heads up! Here comes our Dear Heads of House: Draco crowed spotting them.
"Snape & McGonagal!" Damion hissed as the group instantly pulled scandalised expressions.
"What is the meaning of this?" McGonagal demanded as she stared at the three seemingly naked boys.
Ron opened his mouth to speak but Damion beet him to it, "We were on our way to get our books for class when they stopped us. The seemed rather insistant we stop here for some reason. Then they started insaulting us. Oddly their clothes strated to vannish!"
"I think they had that setr up for us!" Hermione cried in 'distress'. Damion wrapped an arm around her shoulders as she hid her face to cover her laughter, the shudders making it look like she was crying.
"Honestly, Ron! I''m writting home to Mum about this! How Dare you!" Ginny shrieked as she glared at her brother, determinedly keeping her eyes on his face.
"That's pathetic. They aim for revenge and winde up caught in their own trap." Draco shook his head in disgust.
"Can we go to class now? Standing around staring at Gryffindor's small... assets is NOT my favorite hobby." Blaise shuddered, Pansy hugged the other girl, shuddering as well.
"Right, 150 points from Gryffindor for such a heinous prank. Off to class with you lot." Snape sneered, his eyes glittering evilly as he motioned the Slytherins off.
"Thank you, Professor." Milli called as they all turned and fled shuddering with muffled laughter. As soon as they got to the second floor they couldn't hold it in anymore.
"It worked! Did you see the looks on their faces! Priceless!" Ginny crowed as she danced around with Blaise.
"I know! I still can't believe it!" Pansy smirked, "Di you see how small their packages were?"
"PANSY!" The twins shouted scandalised.
"We so don't,"
"Wanna here THAT!"
Damion and Draco stared at her in horror. The rest of the group burst out laughing. Pulling themselves together they straitened out their robes and split off. Hermione going to Arithmancy, the Slytherins going to Charms with Ravenclaw, and Ginny heading off to Transfiguration.
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GML::hiding under desk in an empty classroom::whisper: Here we go! I changed that prank a bit at the last minute.
Harry::peaks under desk: What the hell are you doing under there?
GML: Hiding from Snape of course::glares:
Draco::peers over Harry's shoulder: It's you fault for hexing him.
GML: That was an accedent::sigh: Well? Was it worth the wait? ok, maybe not. But I did try. :shrugs: Sorry, I can't say exactly how long till the next chap comes out, nut I'll try to make it soon. Well? Review!