Chapter 5: The Balcony

Jack atched Will and the Baroness while they danced.
He hated the eunich for being able to dance in front of everyone. And he was a good dancer too, that he had to admit...
"I was a good one to... Once, long ago... Until I ran afoul that terrible monster!"
"What are you talking about, Jack?"
"Nothin'. Just thinkin' to meself..."
"I think you had too much whiskey."
"How coul I hav' too much? Me doesn' even like it!"
"You surely drank a lot of glasses though..."
"An' what if I am? It's no strange fer me to be drank."
"It is if you're this drunk after only a few drinks."
"..." he looked at her with suspicion. She had almost as much glasses as him.
"How com' yer no drank? Hm?"
She spit out the drink she had in her mouth, very un-lady like if you ask me, and started blushing.
"I used to steal a bottle from my fathers drawer from time to time. Poor Henry... Father always thought it was his servant."
Jack looked at her in surprise.
"Aha! Thas why you had no problems with the rum on the island! No wonder I couldn't made ye drank!"
She simply smiled to herself.
"Oi..." jack started to sway lightly from one side to the other "I feel sleepy all of'sudden..."
She had to catch him before he fell to the floor.
"Jack! No! You can't sleep now! We need to stay here until Will recovers his necklace!"
"Oh! Yesh! We hav' to get the jewel'!"
He started to stumble off but she stopped him quickly.
"No! Let's dance first."
"Nah... Me don' wan's."
"Why not?"
"'Cause Edward 's betta."
"Who's Edward?"
"He stole me show with Stella when I was eight!"
"When you were eight?!" She started laughing at the fact that Jack was still angry about something that happened so long ago.
"Ye, laugh... But is no funny! I was dancin' with 'er and when she saw 'im, she pushed me into the mud and ran ito 'is arms! That bitch! Everybody laughed at me!"
Elizabeth fought hard not to laugh anymore.
"Oh, Jack... Is that why you are afraid of dancing?"
"I'm a pirate! Pirates don' fear anythin'!"
"Shh! Keep it down. I know you fear nothing brave Captain Sparrow, I meant to say if that's why you don't want to dance."
He just shrugged his shoulders.
"I'm not like Stella."
"That I can see..." he started giggling "She didn't hav' any boobs at all. He hehe!"
"Jack! Shut up! What I mean is that I want to dance with you and not with anyone else. So... Waht do you say? Will you dance with me?"
He thought a moment about it.
"Not even euinichy?"
"Not even Will. And I promise not to push you into the mud."
"I know that! Yer not like that devil. And I still got to show Turne' that I can dance too!"
"Alright then. Let's get to the dance floor."
She grabbed his hand and pulled him with her to the dance floor.
"Not so quick! Me feets are movin' strange."
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Meanwhile, Will had to endure the company of the Baroness.
"William. Have I already told you how beautiful your hair is?"
'Oh, no! Here she comes again...' "Yes, Lucile. Several times already." he forced a smile.
"Well that is because it is really beautiful! The color and those silky waves... I wish I could be a ship to-"
"Look there!" he interrupted quickly. He couldn't stand to hear it again. "Ja- I mean, Johnathan is dancing?" 'Saved!'
She turned around to look at them.
"Oh! Indeed. He's not all that bad... He has a funny way of moving though."
"He must be drunk... Again."
Will was impressed. Jack was probably drunk and literally hanging over Elizabeth, but he still was good at dancing.
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"See. you're not that bad at it."
"Maybe I shoul' change me profession!" he giggled clearly drunk.
"I don't think that being a pirate is a profession."
"A profession is what you do fer livin'. Me does piracy fer livin'! So, as conclution, bein' a pirate is bein' a professional!"
"If you look at it like that..."
"I'm very professional in other fields too..." his hands began wandering to Elizabeth's bottom she quickly slapped his hands away.
"Jack!! I can't belive you're trying to do this infront of everyone!"
"Can't help it, luv!" and soon his hands were wandering downwards again.
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'I can't belive he's groping her with all these people around!'
Will was still dancing with Lucile but now he was trying to get his necklace back without her noticing it.
Of course seeing Jack fumbling with Elizabeth's dress caused him to brake his concentration and Lucile noticed what he was doing.
"William."
"Hm?" he answered without taking his eyes off of the two lovebirds.
"Is there something you want?"
"Wha-?" he turned to face her and saw how his hands were trying to open the necklace "AH!!" he screamed in shock.
"What is wrong? You've been trying to take the necklace off for some time now."
"What?"
"If you didn't want to give it to me, why didn't you say something before?"
"We-well... You see... This was my mother's necklace. And Ja-Johnnathan took it without my permission and... an-and I thought it would be very impolite to ask you to give it back..."
"Why would the Captain do such a thing?"
"It's a long story... The case is that I'd like to get it back if it's possible. I'll give you something in return! Anything!" 'Oops... I shouldn't have said that...'
"Anything?" 'Shit!' Lucile thought a short moment about his offer. "Maybe to some sort of understanding."
She whispered something into his ear with a sly smile.
"WHAT???" It must have been something improper since it caused Will to blush very hard and scream on top of his loungs.
"Shh! Not so loud! Come on William it's just a little request and you'll get your necklace back. I've been so lonely since Arthur passed away..."
Will was still in shock.
"Oh, come on! Don't tell me you've never done it before! With your pretty face you must have seduced more than a few 'mature' ladies! Besides. It would save you a trip to those well known strumpets to whom men like you go to."
'I can't belive my ears! I've I agree I'll have to literally run to them to erase such a horrible memory!'
"What do you say, Will? Do we have an agreement?"
He thought about it. Sleeping with an 67 year old woman just to get a necklace back? That was a bit too much to ask for.
He was about to decline when he heard Jack's voice in the back of his mind.
'You're not pirate enough for my ship if you don't do it!'
And then Elizabeth's.
'Shame on you, Will... I thought you had more guts. We will all laugh at you when Jack throws you over board.'
Lucile still waited for an answer.
Will hesitated but then finaly spoke.
"Al...right...?"
The Baroness jumped in joy and dragged him away from the crowd up to her bedroom.
'Mental note: KILL JACK SPARROW AFTER THIS IS OVER!!!!! ...I can't belive I agreed to do this...'
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Meanwhile, Elizabeth was still fighting with Jack's hands to hold them still.
"Jack... Stop it. This is embarrassing."
"'S not as if it's the first time."
"But not infront of all these peop- Ah! Jack!! Stop!"
"But you look so hot tonigh' I jus' can't help it."
"At least let's move to a corner where noone can see... ah..."
They moved near to a column with a mirror that made corner with one of the wall.
Neither of them was barely dancing now, they were too busy plundering each other's mouth.
'At least this will keep him ocupied... ahh... well, both of us... he won't be able to think about those damned jewels... Ah!'
Jack's lips moved to her neck to savour her flesh there causing Elizabeth to groan with pleasure.
He had some difficoulties loosing with his fingers the knot that kept her dress closed. He just started tugging desperatly on the lace to open the dres when suddenly saw someone doing the exact same thing to... Wait! A second Elizabeth!
"Hey! You filthy old geezer! Let go of me Lizzie!" he started screaming.
The other man did exactly the same thing! Which only infuriated Jack more.
"I'll show ye not to mock at Cap'n Jack Sparrow!"
He moved his fists up and down as if to hit the other man.
"Jack! What are you doing?"
"Can't ye see? There's a guy trying to undress ye and ye don' even notice!"
"Jack... That's a mirror. And 'the old geezer' as you call him, is your reflection."
"Oh... Well then there's no problem in continuin'!"
And he quickly started where he left his task.
"Ahh. Wait... We can't stay here... ahh... Someone will see us . Ah! Jack..."
It was hard to think coherently when he did that thing with his tongue.
She desperatly looked for an escape between gasp and gasp.
'There! A balcony door!'
She interrupted him and dragged him as quickly as possible to that door. It was closed but she forced it open as quick as thy got there. She couldn't wait any longer.
"Careful, luv. Someone will hear..."
"Shut up and get out!"
She shoved him outside and looked back.
'Better find something to keep the door closed.'
She looked around an saw a little table with a candelabrum. She hurried there and grabbed it, runned back and closed the door locking it just the way she did when she first met Pintel and Ragetti.
'Let's hope it works this time!' not as if she would care... She looked around confused 'Where's Jack?'
"Liz? Lizzie? I can't see anythin'!" He was lying face down on the ground with his hat covering his face.
'Must have fallen down when I pushed him... Never mind! This way I won't need to drag him down.'
"Where are you? I'm cold..." he moved his arms around as if to search for her on the ground.
"You really are helpless when you're drunk!" She grabbed and turnde him around quickly.
"Oh! There you are!" He smile contently as if he hadn't seen her for a long time, even his eyes were a bit teary. "I thought you left me here all alon-" She jumped on top of him straddling his waist.
"Shut up and open your breeches!"
He obediently did what she comanded him while she lifted her dress.
"Oi. We're very bossy t'day, huh?"
"What did you expect after arousing me like that?!"
She positioned herself to slide him inside of her wet channel.
"You dirty girl!" he didn't sound so drunk now... "You weren't wearing any undergarments! And you didn't say a word!"
"I had no time to wear them! You told me to dress up quickly!"
"That's so sexy! If I had known I would have taken you right on the dance floor!"
"Shut up and let's do it!"
She was ready to slide down when he interrupted her again.
"Wait! Wait! Wait!!" He stopped her movements before it was too late.
"WHAT NOW?"
"Open the back of the dress. I want to touch your skin."
"No time for that now!"
She grabbed his hands and positioned them on her bare thights.
"Touch here! And now shut up!"
"That's not the sa-" she just thrusted hard down onto him causing him to groan out loud, his nails digging into her flesh.
"Jezees Christ! Liz! You sure are demanding today!"
"This is all- Ah! –your fault! Ahh..."
She continued riding him hard and wild.
"Well, be carefull! If you brake something down there you won't get any more of this!"
She slowed down a bit, but only a bit.
"...haaa... Jack! Aah... You feel so good tonight..."
He watched her move up and down, her mouth wide open moaning and hissing his name passionatly.
He was mesmerized by the view. But there was something missing...
He reached into his right boot and took out a knife. He quickly cut the strings of the dress open and pulled it down her shoulders so he could see her perfect breasts dancing with her movements.
"Jack! The bautiful dress..."
"Don't worry... It was just the laces..."
He reached up to cup each breast with a hand and started massaging them. He knew exactly that she loved that.
She moaned out loud and he squeezed them a bit. This almost caused her to climax.
"...Jack... I... can't... ahh..."
She collapsed on top of him unable to continue. He understood perfectly and rolled them so that he was on top now.
He thrusted harder into her driving her nearer and nearer to the edge until her eyes and mouth flew open as she called out his name when she finally reached her orgasm.
He followed her soon after a few more thrusts and collaped on top of her chest calling out for her.
She embraced him, to tell him she was still there and kissed his forehead.
They stayed like that for some time.
Jack loved to hear her heartbeat racing like it was right now just to calm down to its normal rhythm.
It gave him the same security as after a battle. He always feared that she could be gone afterwards but her strong heartbeat told him that she was going nowhere. That she would always stay with him.