The Sasuke Whisperer

'Kuso! Took six fucking hours to get out of this position…I need to take a piss.'

Kakashi's leg was now out of the way and into his room for a quick nap or whatever Kakashi's hobbies were. Sasuke stood up, cracked his back, and hurriedly relieved himself.

It was about four in the afternoon already, should he escape again? No, not with his low chakra he couldn't. But at least he could get away from prying eyes of his annoying friends.

Sasuke immediately started heading back to his empty house. Jumping up on a roof, he headed home not wanting any confrontation in his moody state.

"Oi! Sasuke-teme what the hell are YOU doing out of Kakashi's house?! Huh!"

Sasuke sighed and turned around to face the orange dobe.

'Oh I dunno, going home?' he thought and said it aloud, hoping Naruto got smart enough to catch his sarcasm.

Naruto threw a finger at him, "I don't think so. I think you're gonna escape again! But you're not since I'm here to stop you!"

"Heh I was certain that you didn't stop me this morning. I'm going home," Sasuke turned back around and started leaping off.

"Hey! Why you-" the blond haired kid caught up to him, remember only a quarter of chakra left, and grabbed him. "Oh no you don't. You're going back to Kaka-sensei's house right now!"

Getting tired of this bullshit, Sasuke slammed his open palm on Naruto's shoulder. He was an avenger, damn it, and he was going to avenge himself for being rudely grabbed.

Watching from atop of a chimney, 'this looked interesting.' Eating a cheese and tomato sandwich, 'Quite interesting, this Uchiha, in nearly his weakened state he still fights,' someone else jumped onto the roof.

It was a woman, with pink hair, Haruno Sakura the medic Nin in training. "Sasuke, for once, Naruto is right. We can't let you off on your own until we know you're not going to escape again. Why would you go back to that horrible place anyway?"

"Shut up."

Sakura jerked, "W-what?"

"I'm going home and I'm NOT going to escape." 'Tonight anyways.'

Naruto grabbed onto his arm and started pulling back, "You're home is at Kakashi's. We're not going to take the chance! No way in hell!"

The pent up energy, the failed plan, Naruto's interference. With a swift turn, Sasuke smacked Naruto and leapt off again.

"Grr! Sasuke-teme!" Naruto growled picking himself up and rubbing his cheek. "Where the hells Kakashi-sensei when we need him!?" and took off.

"Ah wait up!" Sakura, as always, last place to take action in the team.

Before you knew it, Naruto pulled out some kunais to throw at Sasuke. One nicked his shoulder, the others were blocked.

"Tch!" 'Damn them always getting in my way!' Sasuke thought.

'Hmm…wonder if I should do something about this,' thinking, watching the three headed this way, 'it isn't my business…' still thinking standing up. 'but I'm bored,' moving the mask back in place and jumping down to the lower roof and waited.

Naruto made his signs of replicating ten Naruto's and attacked/dog piled Sasuke. "Haha! We got you now!"

"Hmph! Dobe," he looked back, 'UGH!' he was suddenly slammed onto the ground. Something heavy on his throat, he tried to stab it with his kunai, gasping for air, a foot stepped on his wrist with the kunai held. Sasuke tried to look up seeing only the smiling mask of an Anbu.

"Naruto! Get up! Sasuke isn't there!" Sakura picked one of them up and pointed, "That anbu stopped him."

"Huh!" his copies disappeared and there was a log in Sasuke's place.

Sakura jumped five roofs before stopping to see that Sasuke wasn't moving with the figure's foot on his neck and the other on his wrist. "Get off of Sasuke-kun right now," she said lowly.

Seeing only the back of Sambaso, the figure looked back at her, "You're the ones that couldn't stop him so I did," removing the foot off of the boy's neck.

"Hee hee thanks Anbu guy!" Naruto thanked. "Ack! He looks dead!" he panicked, "We weren't suppose to kill him!"

"He is only unconscious," picking him up and tossing him over the shoulder, "But I shall take him to the Godaime, I see that he doesn't have proper supervision," and disappeared.

'Uh oh,' they both sweated.

So yeah, someone's in trouble. thanx for reading! ja